>his "country" doesn't have snowy mountains,

>wide variety of farms

I can't think of another country that is so geographically diverse with so many beautiful natural wonders.

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>>72676607
France?

>>72676607
Argentina, and maybe Russia.

>tfw none of those

>>72676712
enormous deserts? vast tundras?

wtf I love America now

>>72676753
You have those hexagonal rocks though Fergus.

>>72676712
france < literally anywhere that isn't filled with fr*gs

>>72676802
this

>>72676801
>vast tundras
Antartica I suppose.
>enormous deserts
Great dune of Pyla.

>>72676823
RAINBOW WARRIOR'd

China

>>72676870
Do you have a Grand Canyon, a Yellowstone, and a desert filled with rock formations shaped like benis?!?! I didn't think so Pierre!

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>>72674875

>tfw almost have all of those and our country is the size of a football field

>>72674875
pretty close

Syria

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>>72676909
>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

>>72676914
Does China have a Grand Canyon, a Yellowstone, and a desert filled with rock formations shaped like benis?!?! I didn't think so Pablo!

>>72676870
You must be joking, that dune is tiny compared to any spanish desert

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>>72676935
>Grand Canyon,
Our very own yes, the Calanques of Marseille.
>Yellowstone
Parc national des Cevennes, yes.
>desert filled with rock formations
The reconquest of Algeria is on our minds yes.

>>72676999
>be Australia's retarded brother
>have to recognze a river as judicial entity so that less natives fuck your women
Heh.

>>72676801
paris looks like a desert now with all the muslims

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>>72677142
you win this round pierre

>>72677142
>The reconquest of Algeria is on our minds yes.
Do it faggots

>>72677242
*hugs you*. Pure banter only friend.
Thank God I'd skimmed though that odd fact about the river while reading the news.

>>72677115
It's not the size of the desert that matters, it's what you do with it.

>>72677287
Pending on you "discovering" oil there.

We can't bully them ourselves when we've been shunned for that already at the UN.

>>72677386
Just blame them for the next terrorist attack

>>72674875
only missing large cities

The only country on earth that comes close to having the geographical diversity of America is Russia.

>>72674875
But we do.

>>72677494
You are wrong, only China is comparable to the United States in biodiversity.

>>72677494
More like China

>>72677494
Canada is your competitor

>>72677494
Russia doesn't have that much geographical diversity
New Zealand has more geographical diversity than Russia despite only being an island

>>72677544
>one mega-city, no tundra, no large forests, no open plains

Sure thing, Jose

1. USA
2. Russia

>>72677696
t. russia expert

>>72677757
we do have tundra, large forests and open plains though

we do!

>>72677759
I'd say China desu

>>72674875
haha losers

no, theres us too!

>>72677812
Stop being a self hating cuck
We have amazing geographical diversity that surpasses most countries despite being an island

>>72678043
oh sorry, I didn't realise it was (You)

won't be replying any more

>>72676607

Argentina.
The only thing you have we dont is tropical beaches like Miami. We have tropical jungles in the north, but no beaches near them.

>>72677855
>>72677964

Brasil is all sub tropical or tropical. Very samey country for its size.

>>72676607
india
russia
china

>>72678095
What do you mean?

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>enormous deserts
>bragging about vast swaths of nothing but sand
Besides that my cunt has everything

>his "country" isn't Finland

>>72679195
All geographical diversity is cool. That's why the earth is so cool.
I was thinking that America surely didn't have any tundras last I checked, but then fucking Alaska.

>>72676801
Francophone Africa

>>72676992
POO
O
O

>>72680433
You mean Paris?

>>72679195
>deserts
>nothing but sand
Canadian education

>>72680690
Are you a lizard? No? Then there's nothing there for you

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>>72674875
>his '''country''' has disputed federal legitimacy
People are worried America is becoming closer to Russia
They should be worried that Russia is closer to what America is becoming

>>72674875
>snowy mountains,
check
>beautiful national parks,
check
>great beaches,
wouldn't call them great, but still check
>enormous deserts,
our desert is pretty small, but still check
>large forests,
check
>wide open plains,
check
>vast tundras,
almost check
>many different lakes,
check
>amazing vacation resorts,
check
>and multiple mega-cities.
it probably doesn't qualify as a mega-city, but Warsaw is pretty big
So Polska passed.

>>72681333
>Poland
LMAOing at your life