Can you consider yourself competitive with sexual toys like this?

>>72657908
...it's like saying "women are useless because there is porn".

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>>72657908

>>72657908
Women don't marry men for sex, they marry them for money.

>>72657940
But excessive porn consumption affects us mentally, something very malleable compared to a distended vagina

Men are obviously the losers in the size game, in this aspect

>>72657908
>With the increasing worldwide prevalence of dildos this big I am beginning to have doubts....

Have you tried using a bigger one?

>>72658117
Thanks anon, but I don't need to plug my sharts, If the missus needs one I'll holla

>>72658165
>plug my sharts

Plug your what?

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>>72658165
FUCKING KEK SON ARE YOU AN AUSSIE WITH A PROXY BY ANY CHANCE?

>>72658206
You better check downstairs

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>>72657908
I buy few such toys for my gf.

>>72658267
I live in an apartment

>>72658264
how new?

>>72658326
Then roll over and check

girls wearing pink in rooms full of plush toys is my fetish
post more

>>72658346
He might be engaging in a very sophisticated form of trolling, he might be the christmass tree poster from 2011 /sp/, who posted the retarded 5ever facebook stories and made us kek to death, I think it might be the Rey back from Sweden for the winter as well

>>72658376
That was the only one that fits that description

>>72658358
Roll over what? Check what?

>>72658461
The human orifice responsible for the disposal of solid waste

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>>72657908
Having a 13cm pecker I've long ago come to terms with the fact that I'm unfit for sex, so such trifles are beneath me.

>>72657908
My dick is warm and hard

The dildo is cold and soft

>>72658848
Please be in Moscow

>>72657908
yes :)

>>72657908
I don't have any that big. I should probably get one like that though because mine are too small :(

>>72657908

What the hell is up with that filename?

>>72657908
My pecker is 17cm
But I am ugly and autistic so don't care.

>>72658484
Why?

>>72657908
Just imagine fucking a plastic vagina. Compare it to real sex. See?

>>72659189
SHART IN MART

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>>72658991
You live in a city where, if you're a faggot, finding a sexual partner is literally a matter of minutes, why do you need me specifically?

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>>72659909
I love sucking on small peckers

>>72658941
Some dildos can even cum now. Your knowledge is outdated. As your dick will be some day.

>>72659266
Tried both, literally no difference

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>>72657908
I have a 20 cm penor and it looks nowhere near as big as that or the average porn dick
But I think the average girl doesn't care too much about size

>>72660477
>20 cm penor and it looks nowhere near as big as that
Hate to break it to you, but this picture that said you should measure from anus was actually a joke.

>>72659266
>Sex with a condom
No difference with sex with a plastic vagina
>Without
Girl can get pregnant = life is ruined

>>72660566
I'm serious. It does look kinda big, but the dildo in the OP is a fucking elephant dong, or maybe the girl is just super small

>>72660284
Nope

Sex is also psychological, you don't feel the same sensation when you're using a dildo and when you're fucking.

>>72657908
A toy can't tell a woman she is worthless except as a cock sleeve. A toy can't tell a woman she has no other use than as a receptacle for bodily fluids. A toy can't kiss her on the forehead gently while hurting slightly her butthole.

Women need more than a dick, they need to feel feelings and shit to be sexualy satisfied.

I have a large and thick cock so I'm not concerned.

>>72660938
But if you're unattractive then there are almost no feelings for a person who fucks with you. So it's not really differ from fucking a hand.

>>72661250
>It not really differs

I'll just do what Germans do and get surgery done.

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>>72661250
>fucking a piece of plastic is the same than fucking an human

gr8 b8

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>>72661391
Imagine being her. You would know that no one will ever fuck you with passion. If at least one hasn't got passion then it's not a real sex, there is no sensation in it.

>>72660369
>>72660650
Stop shitting me, kay? Real girl is more than her vagina, she's got shapes, face, fingers, ass. You get visual and tactile pleasure, oral sex, kisses, etc.

Why am I even responding to this?

>>72663395
>Good shapes, face etc
Not my league. For people like me it's like you whether have a sex with a person as ugly as you or you jerk off. Second is better 2bh.

>>72663395
This guy gets it

>>72663395
This
>>72657908
The reason girls go out with me instead of staying home riding a dildo it's because I have hands and mouth