/cum/

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>>72632276

anon carved these runes high up

fuck drumpf

Seven Mac 11's
Ten Mac 10's
7 Ak47's

Day 2 of being healthy

This is so difficult

>>72632201
>Kanye: Maybe we could get to know eachother a little better if you know what I mean
>Taylor: Yeah I'd love that but is Kim okay with that?.

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>weedman didn't raise taxes

based weedman

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I would kill for a wagon wheel

>>72632379
>Day 2 of being healthy
>on 4chan

so we're only talking about physical health, right?

>>72632410
>based
>looks at the canadian dollar

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>>72632410
i feel jealous of weedman

>>72632276
Is that Monopoly knockoff from Late for the Sky or Express Printing?

Taylor is a coalburner lmao!!

Would kill myself for a moon pie rn

>>72632474
we know

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>>72632474
omg rude

>>72632450
Yes

Drinking only water, no fast food, no red meats, no junk food/candy

Working out now

>>72632410
Kushanada

>>72632410
God damn what an alpha

Only autists post taylor swift

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there was a another terrorist attack.... huh

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>>72632555
only autists post in /cum/

>>72632515
Why do you assume I'm talking about Taylor Swift

>>72632572
ur not allowed to talk about it because it was a mussie and that would mean Trump was right

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Help me beat this.

I dont know what i am supposed to do.

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I keep looking up food I want to eat but I don't have access to

Deep fried ice cream

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>I name my images

There's going to be a poutine day in my city soon where everybody can go and eat poutine, there's also a baseball game across the street.

>>72632626
Follow the purple lights you fucking __________

>>72632626
I remember when people use to play video games to be challenged =/

>>72632609
did I say you were? Oh, you're referring to my Taylor Swift reaction image? That was just a convenient image that expressed the shock I wanted to properly convey along my text.

Yes, I can see how you were mistaken so, but mistaken you very much were.

>>72632276
Why do you have this

busniess idea
>raise/lower taxes on the rich
>changes taxes by .5%
>normies aren't even aware of it because they were preoccupied with something else in their important lives

What excuse does the government have for even existing?

>>72632780
business idea:
>spend all that money on the military
>build up military for when global warming wins and scarcity rules everything

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>>72632555
Who?

>>72632848
muh federal bank
muh federal army
muh federal money
muh federal jobs

>>72632897
the federal reserve is not a federal establishment

Had to go get something from my parents house. Drove by today but saw my mom's car so I kept driving. will try again tommorow

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>>72632460
success breeds jealousy

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>>72632555
delete this

>>72632736
Damn, you're autistic as fuck

>>72632962
success breeds motivation unless you're a cuck

Weedman's election is infinitely more humiliating than Trump's election. Weedmad is a liberal though so the media paints him in a good light.

Weedman was a substitute drama teacher who was only elected because he promised to legalize weed and once he got elected immediately crashed the canadian dollar and sold all of canadas gold reserves.

>>72633047
kys

>>72633053
Also mention the part where he didn't legalize weed

;/

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Last time I posted about my spoopy shit it got a lot of attention so I'll post this here also incase some of u find it interesting

https://vid.me/tOZC

Back story: a lonely house in an abandoned village near the Soviet testing grounds. Owner was a worker at the facility but hanged himself in the 70s. House has been abandoned ever since.

Went inside, it was obvious that someone or something has been living in there. Found a weird wall full of pictures of women and pictures of Lenin. One picture of a woman has a giant hole punched in the middle of her eyes. Went onwards when suddenly a door leading to the creepy old tunnel opened (u can hear the creaking). The door is heavy and the tunnel is a dead end so it couldn't have been wind. Fucked outta there after that

Also posted in the old thread sry

>>72633053
>>72633141
I can order weed online on Leafly I'm happy

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>>72633053
it actually was a bigger upset for him to win a majority than trump a presidency

he sold all the gold?

>>72633141
happening during the spring, 3 months

SO HERE I AM

>>72632956
kek

>>72633306

DOING EEEEEEVERYTHING I CAN

>>72633168
get out of here stalker

http://www.strawpoll.me/12586966
http://www.strawpoll.me/12586966

>see that there was a terrorist attack "on parliament"
>aw fuck not again its been like 2 years
>turns out it was in the british parliament

still sucks though

>>72633405
Yea sure.
Who are you?
I don't remember being angry at ya.

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reminder that brown waifus are GOAT

What happened to Canada? They used to be decent if not a bit boring posters. Now 90% acts retarded, with /pol/s humour regarding satire (nonexistent) and gullibility to believe even the most obvious role player baiting.

Meanwhile aussies stopped being insufferable shitposters and now generally is good.

>Hear that there was an attack on British parliament
>1 dead 20 wounded
>Feel deeply unconcerned about anything that happens outside of the 3-4 blocks of my city that I frequent

Makin me think

>>72633457
K thnx. For lying. Bye now!

>>72633559
autism

>>72633559
>annexation of canada
>independence of quebec
>quebec commences annexation of america

Part of me thinks that national politics and world news are all a show put on specifically for me. Donald Trump is fake. all the things the president is supposedly doing are fake. All of the opinions about Trump given to me by people are fake. And all of the posts on 4chan about Trump concern a man who does not exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcxal9VAFww

test

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>>72633559
>Qu*bec

well wtf, captcha shit itself 5 times and now it works

It's almost midnight. I cannot sleep bc I feel as if someone is breathing on my neck. Can't turn around bc I fear I might see something there

I heard eating Canadians gives you immortality. Is it true?

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did something happen today?

>>72633871

bongs got visited by the religion of peace again

>>72633871
Yeah we had some really good threads today

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>>72633928
ah yes

>>72633928
That sounds nice, did they sing songs and watch anime?

>Lived in town that's a major tech center my whole life
>Best college I got into was in that town
>Studying Computer Science, 2nd year now
>Looking at jobs for when I get out
I'm going to live here forever

>>72634028
>white people

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Rate my snack

>>72633871
Japs raided /int/ and apparently they want to come back Tommorow or tonight or some shit.
>>72619081

>>72634104
Love me a Peppy Nutter.

>>72634104
>drinking soda

kys

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>>72634104
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
WASTE OF A GOOD PEPSI

>>72633168
spoopy. Have you gone back since?

>good pepsi
EYO

I need a state or a city in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport and where MLS (Major League Soccer) is the dominant professional sports league

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>soda

>>72634210
If you drink coke you're a corporate pansy

>>72634196
not his picture, retard
learn how to use reverse search

>>72634239
Any city where your people have taken over

dont answer him

>>72634239
Nowhere desu. And don't listen to anyone who says Seattle.

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>>72634239
back to /sp/ you fucking retard. I dont want to see on both boards. You have been told countless fucking times a place like that doesnt exist in the US you stupid fucking mongoloid.

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>soda
>pop
>fizzy drinks

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>>72634303
you seem a little frustrated

>>72634324
yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'll take a [spoiler]cola[/spoiler]

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hmmm.. the first zip of the day

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what's for dinner tonight?

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>>72634350

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From now on I hate asian girls. I hate all of them. I'm going to raise my testosterone by wanking to white, black, and latina porn

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>>72634407
I respect your Pepe collection

>>72633633
Wrong

>Lost 35 pounds
>Am now at the lower end of the healthy weight scale
>Still eating next to nothing out of pure habit

>>72634324
fizzy drinks actually sounds the best
>eyo pass me a fizzy, G

>>72634239
Seattle. Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise.

>>72634417
excellent life decision

>>72634199
Yes. It was way worse. But that's another story. I'm trying to fight my paranoia atm to fall asleep. It's already past midnight

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>>72634388
S I P B O Y S

>>72634483
I especially hate the japanese and southeast asians. Mature chinese are okay though, as long as they are from the north and have either been westernized or have strict family values

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>>72634511
Why would other people drink soda or water while you can have your FIRST sip of the day as a 0 cal. drink that tastes GREAT

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Adult entertainment

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>>72634507
Post it senpai I'm interested

>>72634388
seriously, what's the deal with this stuff? most of the zero sugar and/or zero calorie stuff tastes like shit.

>>72634620
so you gonna post it or what loser

>>72634636
Not today. I'm not digging out that file tonight. I cannot sleep as is. Remind me tomorrow.

This fucking darkness is killing me

>>72634239
Minnesota?

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Americans are fat, oblivious, wear shoes inside the house which they put in the fridge and store food in microwaves, they can't tank their own cars and get shot but never in a vaccine clinic and they don't celebrate easter.

>>72634720
alri

Sleep snug

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>>72634681
Nothing feels better than the first sip of the day after you've lifted as the Monster energy formula contains Ginseng which helps you to be inspirational and helps you concentrate. You should try a sip.

>>72634804
Don't forget that we have to tip the Rabb- I mean Doctor.

>cant tank their own cars

what did the waffle mean by this?

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Does /cum/ like antique guns? This is a knife pistol

>>72634824
holy shit I just realized why yung lean is such a swagmaster

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>>72634804
>they can't tank their own cars

>>72634804
what about leafs?

>>72634875
not really

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>>72634875

>>72634903
>>72634636
kys

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>>72634860
There are states were you literally need an aid to tank your car, you're not alliwed to do it yourself

>>72634860
he's a frenchie

>>72634875
wouldn't that slice the bullet in half?

>>72634922

you mean pump our own gas?

>>72634956
Yeah at the gas station

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>>72634950

>>72634987
Im fairly certain that is only in new jersey

>>72635014

and oregon

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>>72635014
Good enough for memes

>>72634700
i can't post porn links
it is against the rules

I'm going to avoid every asian girl I meet, and I will avoid speaking to them. If I am forced to speak to one, I'm going to say "I'm in a rush" so I can get away from them. They aren't real women

>>72633841
no, it gives you immorality

No.72634875▶>>72634911 >>72634912 >>72634950
>File: dscn5943.jpg (37 KB, 650x488)
>37 KB
> Does /cum/ like antique guns? This is a knife pistol
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:14:48 No.72634897▶
> >>72634824
> holy shit I just realized why yung lean is such a swagmaster
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:14:53 No.72634903▶>>72634917
>File: 1453314398060.jpg (65 KB, 454x419)
>65 KB
> >>72634804
> >they can't tank their own cars
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:15:06 No.72634908▶
> >>72634804
> what about leafs?
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:15:15 No.72634911▶
> >>72634875
> not really
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:15:16 No.72634912▶
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>503 KB
> >>72634875
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:15:24 No.72634917▶
> >>72634903
> >>72634636
> kys
>>>
>epic 03/22/17(Wed)23:15:29 No.72634922▶>>72634956
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>328 KB
> >>72634860
> There are states were you literally need an aid to tank your car, you're not alliwed to do it yourself
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:16:05 No.72634945▶
> >>72634860
> he's a frenchie
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:16:12 No.72634950▶>>72635012
> >>72634875
> wouldn't that slice the bullet in half?
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:16:19 No.72634956▶>>72634987
> >>72634922
> you mean pump our own gas?
>>>
>epic 03/22/17(Wed)23:17:07 No.72634987▶>>72635014
> >>72634956
> Yeah at the gas station
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:17:42 No.72635012▶
>File: 1489241724351.png (242 KB, 296x368)
>242 KB
> >>72634950
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:17:45 No.72635014▶>>72635037 >>72635070
> >>72634987
> Im fairly certain that is only in new jersey
>>>
>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)23:18:10 No.72635037▶
> >>72635014
> and oregon
>>>
>epic 03/22/17(Wed)23:18:59 No.72635070▶
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>4 KB
> >>72635014
> Good enough for memes

ayos mios

>4 (you)s

aright

I solely believe that the autism that is /lat/ comes from their Spaniard genes.

really dont want to go to work

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>>72635345
>Spaniards
As they say, if it moves...

>>72635512
fuck off weeb nigger

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THE EARTH IS FLAT AND DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL! JESUS IS A LIE AND DONALD TRUMP IS THE DEVIL!

>>72635747
only 1 of those things are false

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>>72635747
heres your (You) now frig off

>>72635747

>dinosaurs arent real

you take that back

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>girlfriend wanted to play Nier
>I let her
>loaded the game today
>my save is gone
>go on her account
>her save is also gone

>>72635747
kys

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The CIA sells cocaine to black drug dealers to sell on the streets so they make money

>>72635900
gfs are terrible

>>72635900
t. fell for Taro's prank

>>72635900
kek why would she do that

>>72636052
fuck off weeb

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Name one flaw

>>72636219

its the mississippi of the north

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traditional weight loss treatment

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>>72636219

why are americans so weird?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK6EBUNHE_w

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>why are americans so weird?

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fat """""people""""""

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Americans are weird because they are all fat

>>72636406
I think those are barnacles (the yellow spots)

>>72636406
me on the left

>>72636435
kys weeb

>>72636406
at that point its time for the cyanide milkshake.

>>72595398
bada bing'd

fuck

I was gonna do a load of laundry before work and I completely forgot

>>72636561
>not releasing it back to the ocean
less of a mess, just call animal control too

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Hey! /cum/! Want to know my secret to getting (You)'s? Post anime! XD

doing a stinky poo lads

why are you millennials so fucking dumb

fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/

>>72636664
Be sure to put the super size load

>two quads on my birthday
>literally born with dubs (and 30 bajillion others)
Wow it must be shitty not being one of Kek's chosen people oy vey goyim

>>72636697
eat a bullet

e sugoi desu ne?

>>72636840
ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

/cum., I have a secret
I can't contain
I have a boner
That's driving me insane

*screams while I orgasm*

>>72632276
more like BORED games ahaha

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>took final
>talked to prof afterwards
>told me I did a great job this term and he would be happy to write a letter of recommendation for me

>>72637024
hope those are korans bud or you've got some explaining to do

>>72637024
Girl I know from Washington also has finals right now, why does the North West have finals so soon?

i'm allergic to tartrazine

I'm allergic to very bad posts

>>72637074
our public universities are on 10 week quarters
fall, winter, spring, summer
but most people don't take summer term

im allergic to mexicans

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R8 my dinner

*sneezes @72637129*

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>>72637164
authentic
just like mama use to make

>>72637164
>american cuisine

>>72637164
That table cloth is disgusting mate

>>72637200
your national food is kid cuisine I spit at you

>>72637164
>welfare

>>72637220
What tablecloth?

>>72637024
ask him why would you want a recommendation from a loser who teaches something because he couldn't actually cut it working in the field and deserves to be paid like shit like all the other hacks who become teachers

>>72637239
It's actually Kraft Dinner :^)

>>72637164
I'd eat it

>>72632518
red meat is healthy though

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>ask him why would you want a recommendation from a loser who teaches something because he couldn't actually cut it working in the field and deserves to be paid like shit like all the other hacks who become teachers

>>72637164
love me some 'guette' 'za

not a big 'roni fan tho

>>72636084
>>72636118
She didn't delete it. I was there with her when she was playing. The save just disappeared.

>>72637315
Your girlfriend is a selfless person. Give her a hug, she did the right thing.

>>72637276
I considered applying to the phd program next year
Will depend if I find a good job

test

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>>72636296
>World photography awards
was this really the best this particular photographer had to offer?

buds, the gf (girlfriend) asked me where the remote is. She couldn't find it (but thankfully she found me ;) ) I told her to check under the couch cushion, and you won't believe what happened. She looked under the couch cushion and what do you know? The remote was there! lol. Wow, love having a gf. Amazing moments hah.

Please upvote.

My life is a Shakespearean tragedy

>>72637479
Upvoted

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>>72637518

>>72637439
I got it from a collection of photos from children around the world. That kid is getting traditional Chinese medical treatments for being fat.

The award name means nothing though. Anyone can create an award.

The government should force fat people to eat healthy and exercise.

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>>72637439
Its a 'Sony' photography award
And thats a chinaman on fire. Of course the japs would like it

>>72637512
My life is a hardboiled pulp detective story right out of the mind of Raymond Chandler.

God do I fucking hate flaggots. They ruined /cum/.

what an awful thread

>>72637439
Was thinking the same
This one is so out of place amongst the others kek

>>72632410
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>he posts images of cartoon frogs on a sri lankan basket weaving forum

>>72637830
uh
h

how
o
w

many
a
n
y

trillions???
r
i
l
l
i
o
n
s
¿
¿
¿

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>>72637930
You didn't do it right.
YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT

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i really, really like this peep

>have to print T4 for income tax
>printer prints everything but doesn't show the numbers showing income, etc

fucking printers man

>Go to Kentucky
>Have to ask for keys or someone to open the bathroom at every gas station/fast food place

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what's going on buds?

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>16.7% cosmopolitan
>4.1% liberal
lol what

>>72633053
>and once he got elected immediately crashed the canadian dollar

Why is this the favourite American lie to spread? The economy was going down since 2012 under Harper and rebounded onto an upward growth in 2016

*peeks out bathroom door*
does he know?

>>72638276
More Canadian jewry. You're full of shit.

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what a rebound

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fuller house is by far one of the worst american animes I've ever seen

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>>72638212
hey pooman, how are you today?

>>72638355
don't google this it shuts down your browser

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>tfw no gf

>>72638355
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what's the point if I'll never have a Texan wife

>>72638417
R A R E
A
R
E

>>72638452
thanks?

>>72638417
I'll be your Texan wife :3

>>72638417
>go online
>say you're nordic
>say you're Protestant

boom
You now have 20 honeys lined up for your pickings.

>>72638472
my flag is texas

>>72638516
There's a big difference between Nordic Lutheranism and American Protestantism 2bh, I am a Lutheran though.

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this is what LIBTARDS (LIBERALS) actually want!!!!!!!!

>>72638553
>Christian
ew, I don't want to be your texan wife anymore

>go online
>say you're black

boom
You now have 2000 honeys lined up for your pickings.

>>72638379
not bad, almost done work for the day

>>72638546
CHI

>>72638553
I don't think most people would care unless they don't like going to church in the first place 2bh

>>72638586
CA

>>72638568
very disrespectful post

>>72638619
GO

>>72638417
>>72638546
kissu

got called a nigger

>>72638553
They don't know that, and they don't need to know that.
Just say Marty was involved and it'll be all the same to them.

>>72638371
please shush. you must not speak.

>>72638553
You do realize that you have no idea what you are talking about

>go online
>say you're a floridian
boom
You now have 2000 mestizas lined up for your pickings.

>>72638571
>go online
>say you're a girl

boom
You now have 20000 honeys and boi pussy lined up for your pickings.

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>>72638628
>tfw you weren't born in Englewood, Chicago

i wish life wasn't shit

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>go online
>say california is the best state
boom
You now have 2000 (You) votes to cash in

i've lost count on how many times i've been rangebanned

>>72638628
even if you were trying to sabotage me you still got trolled because Chicago is a shithole like your home

>>72638698
Why would you want to live in a nigger hood

>>72638733
chicago is worse than chile

Baddabing

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>>72638723
>c*lifornia

hip hop has taken control

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>mfw I won't ever have to go to Chicago again

fuck deep dish and fuck the Cubs

>>72638744
>tfw you will never be a savage riding around in your slab while sipping lean, smoking weed and livestreaming your drive-by on instagram

Thoughts and atheist prayers with everyone in /cum/ right now. What a horrifying situation.

>>72638760
No it's not

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i want to look up a cute oregon girls skirt

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This is the future you chose.

>>72638807
Deep dish is amazing but yeah the cubs do suck

>>72638864
frig off!!

>>72634239
Washington DC has a pretty active soccer community.

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>>72638864
timmy is really scary

>>72638864
Why does he sweat so much?

>ywn chainsmoke codeine dipped ciggies and blunts as your cousin lays down his new fire tape in the studio and an african hood goddess sucks you off

>>72638769
VERY pleased that this has been saved

>>72638836
here you don't get robbed every 5 minutes or get murdered

i'm gonna rape a girl on friday

only god can judge me

>>72638973
*judges you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz0avWZoqjg

Oh my god, one thing I finally realized is that when it comes to women it is about your looks. When it comes to women it's about looks people. Anybody who believes that it's about game, it's about swag, it's about confidence trust me, it ain't about none of that. When it comes to women it's not about no confidence, it really and truly isn't. When it comes to women it's about your physical appearance that's mainly what it is about. I don't understand why so many people won't admit that when it comes to women it's about your physical appearance. I don't understand why people can't admit that the way you look to a women physically matters. I mean I just so tired of the bullshit, I mean I'm tired of the bullshit I'm tired of people not wanting to come to this conclusion that your physical appearance matters to women because it does. When it comes to women I finally realized that it's not about no confidence it's not about no game neither. I never had the idea that I was the baddest looking dude, but I never felt that I was ugly. I never felt that I was a bad looking dude, but I finally realized that women do form opinions about you as a man based on how you look. It is about looks! it ain't about no fucking confidence, but you got so many dating specialist and so many men who they wanna believe that t's about game, it's about swag, it's about confidence. And I'm hear to tell you that when it comes to women it's not about no damn game! It's not about no swag, but you got so many men who believe this dumb shit they believe oh it's about swag when it comes to women oh it's about confidence. And no the fuck it's not! Women are not going by confidence. Most women when it comes to dating a guy most women are going by looks. That's what most women are going by. Women don't give a fuck about no confidence. And I finally realized that confidence don't mean shit when it comes to women.

>>72638932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj0isRme2ds
>tfw you will never consume a 2 liter bottle of sunkist mixed with 4 oz of liquid codeine and 4 crushed xanax bars with your best friend while smoking an extra long blunt

>ciggies

*smoking hat man.png*

I never did believe in asking a lot of women out because I always felt that I wasn't shit to begin with. I always felt that I was a damn loser to begin with. You know I never felt that I was really good enough to have no girlfriend. But I finally realized that most women do judge men by looks. I think people need to start talking about the looks issue even more. A lot of people try to say that looks don't matter to women but looks do matter to women. If women find you ugly you aren't gonna get dates like that. Looks do matter this is something that needs to be discussed more often because how you look to women is everything. They gotta like what they looking at Confidence is straight up bullshit. Confidence only works in you favor when a women already likes your fucking ass when a women don't like you it don't matter how much confidence you have or don't have. Confidence is a made up idea it's a made up idea it angers me so many men don't admit that it's about looks. Looks are what attract a women to you. I mean you gotta thing if you don't get dates on the regular and if you don't get a lot of play from women it's because they think your ass is ugly. Straight up they find you to be an ugly dude. Women judge you on your looks they judge you on your appearance. When it comes to women it's not about no fucking confidence! Anybody who says that looks don't matter is a fucking idiot! And you got a lot of guys who say looks don't matter. it ain't about how you feel about yourself it ain't about who you think you are because if a nigga ask me who I am I'm a fucking loser that's what I think of myself I'm a goddamn loser. Men we need to wake up this is why women called men stupid this is why I'm women think men are dumb because of shit like this but I'm out.

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Just smoked a ounce of AK-47

o shit a girl sent me a message
im gonna tell her to fuck off

>>72639081
kys

hands down the most underrated band in the history of mankind. they didnt get the spotlight cuz theyre black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5VkMqM07s

new

>>72639134

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>>72639134

>>72639102
bet you wish you were me right now

I left orbit

>>72639150
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>>72639124
They got the spotlight because of cm punk

>>72638937
Lel i doubt that