>be Australian >go closer than 2 meters to a plant, insect

>>72628759
>be funland
>go outside
>freeze to death

>>72628910
>be british
>get stabbed

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>>72628910
>Be Brit
>Wake up
>Cant brush teeth because it's illegal
>Go to eat a yummy sandwich
>Can't make it because don't have a butter knife license
>Try to buy it
>Doesn't have a buying license
>Go out
>Get arrested for not singing the anthem to queen in the morning
>Policemen forgot their arresting licences so can't arrest you
>Remember that your license of not being attacked by a Paki has expired
>Get attacked by a Paki
>Die

>>72628943
>be american
>die simply by living, because the food is poison

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>>72629367
>be Swede
>get GRENADE'D by a Somali refugee
>Somali is celebrated as a fighter against white supremacy and awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

>>72629002
>be Albanian
>die while building another fort

>Be funland
>Put on diving gear before going outside
Wet and cold, oh boy. Best part of year.

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>be Poorland
>get gangbanged by blonde freaks full of hang-ups and red bydlo
fug
DDDD - ;

>>72629002
lmao

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>>72629002
Will bongs ever recover?