>go to American restaurant >all the waitresses are

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>go to Vietnamese restaurant
>"It ain't me" starts playing

>go to Canadian restaurant
>all the waitresses are wearing ice skates and moose antlers

>go to canadian restaurant
>eat french canadian food

>>72628500
>that feel when this has actually happened to me because they had a radio playing in the bathroom

>go to french restaurant
>pay 40 dollars for a boiled slug with a piece of baguette

>go to Mexican restaurant
>the waiters all take a break to play a mariachi song together

>Go to Mexican restaurant
>Long wait because the chef got deported

>>72628571
that sounds qt af

>go to Unitedstatese restaurant
>order 2 KFC tacos, 2 enchiladas, 1 sope and watermelon cool-aid

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>>72629575
>be on an international forum
>actually believe this
fucking americans

> go to canadian restaurant

JUST KIDDING, THERES NO SUCH THING

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>go to resturant in france
>killed by terrorist attack

>go to Ethiopian restaurant
>menu is empty

>>72628455
It does freak me out too. Whenever I have a big order and I see this 15 year old anorexic girl coming over, wobbling on roller skates, and with a tray of bag and boxes I get nervous.

>>72632744
There's a Smoke's Poutinerie near me if that counts.

>go to Venezuelan restaurant
>there's no food

>go to a Columbian restaurant
>FBI raids it because they replaced all the salt with cocaine

>>72629844
>mexican restaurant
>mexican chefs

Choose one.