>its a normal day in your country >suddenly, a giant monster

>>72627705
Offer sauna, terva and viina. If doesn't work, behind the sauna

Offer empanada, beer and chistorra.
If not, go to bullfight arena

Geeh, it's surrounded by the entire Dutch military on all sides. I wonder what would happen.

Offer yoghurt, rose oil and hookers.
If no, climb mountain.

>>72627705
#notallmonsters

We decapitate it and hang it from a bridge.

>>72632982
>implying he wouldn't join a gang

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>2 seconds after acknowledge, the president asks for extraordinary funds and politicians procede to steal every single peso
>somebody blames the previous government
>we ask the u s of a for a loan
>country goes into economic default
>the higher class elite gets their bank account's dollars confiscated
>somebody blames the monster
>media outrages
>every single citizen goes out hitting pots and pans
>the monster gets scared by the noise and flees

>>72627705
"there is no monster problem! lol stop making shit up. All these monster statistics and news articles are /pol/ memes. We have no problem with monsters, everything is safe here."

>>72633094
>the monster sees someone's nose and pokes his eye out with it

All monsters back to Turkey!

Drown it
Or
Offer it foamy beer.

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>>72633394
good joke