1. You're in Sweden *blocks your path* >STOPP! >Stanna

jag talar inte svenska

jag gay refugee from texas

>>72615077
i don't speak somali

>>72615195
She's obviously not somali

>>72615077
är det lagligt nu?
jag är inte i rinkeby ändå så det skulle aldrig hända mig
*pussar dig för du är finlandsvensk/kan svenska*

Oh fuggggg :DDDDDD
hey cutie can I be your husby 2night? :DDDDDD

>>72615077
Ok, feel free to stick your hand up my ass.

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"Gaypolis :DDDDD"

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>>72615077
Pic related and walk

>>72615195
Look at her monkey nose. Somalis have semitic noses.

Köttbullar och en flasks öl. Solen skiner. Hur mår du?

>>72615077
"DO. YOU. SPEAK. AMERICAN?"

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>>72615390

Du är bögneger, jag är bög, ska jag humppa din rumppa?

>>72615077
hejsan jag heter homo peter och jag gillar kötbullar

>>72615077
am I in Sweden already?

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exCUSE ME? I am AMERICAN. I speak ENGLISH. Do you know what AMERICA IS? Yeah, it's that biggest, best country in THE WHOLE WORLD. So move aside before I call the US embassy and get you ARRESTED. I didn't come all the way from LA just to be held up by some fucking French... police... person... whoever the fuck you are, who CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME! HEY! RAPE! HARASSMENT!

Miss, I do not speak your language.

rumpadildo

jak har varit soppa :D jak är pökk

I don't understand why Swedish faggots can't use the same sentence structure as Americans.

Stop putting "är" at the end it sounds dumb.

>>72616277
>stop where you are!
>stanna där du är!
what's the problem?

>>72616326

It looks dumber in Swedish

But here's a better example

>jag här är
>jag är här

>>72616425
>I here am
>I am here

>>72616472

Exactly. Stop sounding dumb.

>>72616506
what?

why did you even say jag här är?
nobody says that in swedish or english

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åga båga i don't speak snownigger

"Ruotsalaiset ovat homoja" *runs away*

>>72616562

It's how it was taught to me in school

>>72615077
It is nice to see that Somalians in Sweden are so well integrated and help to keep the community safe

>>72616701
well then your were taught wrong
>finnish education
hmmm....

>>72615077
Me friend
Me not hurt you

>>72615195
>>72616745
She's 0% somali stop this meme plz

>>72617080
oh, sorry four beeing politically incorrect
which country is she from?

>>72617130
It's not about country or being PC. She is entirely different race. Somalis are cushitic and she has bantu features.

>>72617615

Go back

>>72615077
oga boga right back to ya cunt.

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Ъъъъъ, helo mai bak friend, wat iz problem

>>72617680
I would love to but being born here was out of my control. When I'm old enough I will move.

>>72615077
No u

>>72617615
ok really sorry for beeing so insesitive
i cant tell black people apart

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>be me visiting stockholm in winter of 2015
>enter a swedish restaurant in sweden
>swedish waitress comes up to me and yells "HEY"
>mfw

What terrible customer service, why are swedes so rude?

>>72615077
BLIR JEG ANHOLDT?
BLIR JEG ANHOLDT?
BLIR JEG ANHOLDT?

>>72615077
"nej"

sen går jag

I would accuse her of racially abusing me and stopping me only because she thinks I'm mongol scum and then sue entire sweden

>>72615077
Ja heil \o

>>72616701
nigger did you even listen in class