Why are americans so obsessed with doctors? What is even a "your

>>72599730
You see, Sven. People actually build relationships with their doctor. So they feel more comfortable going to someone they know well.

>>72599730
>Where are they stored?
In the fridge

>>72599782
Who would be uncomfortable in the presence of A Doctor? They can't feel anything towards you anyway, and is it not the emotion on us of others the thing we fear?

>>72599900
>Who would be uncomfortable in the presence of A Doctor? They can't feel anything towards you anyway, and is it not the emotion on us of others the thing we fear?

People like to build a relationship with their doctor you fucking autist.

>>72599730
it's sort of idiomatic, a lot of insurance plans from what i've seen sign you up to a specific primary care physician, but you can go to any doctor you want. i've literally never gone to my PCP in like 5 years, i just go to walk-in clinics if it's minor and specialists if needed. the use of "your" is pretty much arbitrary, it just sounds better than "call a doctor" sometimes

>>72599924
Doesn't that make it even more uncomfortable?
I'd rather show my asshole to someone I don't know.

>>72599730
I store mine in the microwave

>>72602442
Why not keep em in the fridge like a normal Amerigan

>>72602508
Because thats where I store those gallons of lards I need to stay fat

>>72599730
But we have it too ... You choose one doctor and he is called your "treating doctor"
If you go to him you are paid back 70%, if you don't have one you are only paid back 30%

I have a PCP.

He's an old Greek guy who gives me shit advice. He handles all the old Greek and Albanian people in my city. I'm like his only young patient.

>Go 6 months ago for a checkup
>Tell him I went through a bad breakup and started having unprotected casual sex with strangers
>Told him I slept with 4 women who's names I don't know in 2 weeks
>He looks at me and in a thick Greek accent goes
>Uuhhhh, that's nice. But remember, wrap your tool, don't be a fool, keep plugging away, and don't be gay"

I shit you not. Those were his exact words. I started laughing hysterically and then asked him for a blood test to make sure I was clean and he goes

>What, you doing drugs?

LIke cmon man.

>>72599730
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>>72599978
Do you not understand that one service provider can be superior to another? Do you think doctors are made from the same template on an assembly line?

>>72605683
jesus