If Italy colonized the Americas instead of Spain and Portugal,

>>72594629

Spain would have just not let their shops through the straits of Gibraltar and stolen their colonies.

>>72594629
AYY YOOZ INDIANS GET OFFA THISA LAND WE NEED ITA TO GROWA SPAGHETTI

Italy wasn't a thing back then.

New York? Rightful Venetian clay.

>>72594720
DING DING

COLUMBUS WAS ITALIAN111!!1!1!!!1

EVERYTHING BELONGS TO ITALY

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>>72595462
I thoguth he was spanish

>>72595536
He was a Jew you dumb goy

>>72594629
Of course

>>72595462
He was from Argentina and negro obviouly

>>72595669
he was Genoese, subhumans from other regions simply cannot compete.

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>>72594629
thenk you for the mentionings
the usual sum has been deposited in your account

>>72595703
>Is supposed to go to India
>Sails a straight line and calls it a day
Vasco da gama had to sail around south africa and fight ottoman and arab pirates/navies and still managed to reach india

The americas would be a wonderful place that would be first world

>>72595890
but he was a filthy poortuguese so it doesn't really count

>>72595703
He was from Genoa, but let's not call other's subhumans yes?

>>72594720
reddit

>>72594666
This, in essence.
Even if Italy united, it wouldn't be able to do much unless it firmly controlled the Strait of Gibraltar.

>>72594629
It would be worse. Italians are awful. Also Italy is doing worse than Spain nowadays. Seems impossible but they manage.

>>72594629
They're literally the same as Iberians, nothing would change

the problem with south and Central America is the native subhumans. The Anglos were smart in killing them / forcing them to leave. Now the ones that have returned have turned parts of California into a 3rd world shithole

>>72594629
No, there is a reason italians are called "carcamanos" here.

>>72594629
Imagine US is one big New Jersey.

>>72598227
You read too much memes, take a break

>>72598227
Would they have raped the natives too?

>>72594629
Native Americans would have successfully kicked them out.

>>72599463
How? not even the Italians could fuck that up

>>72599569
Italy lost a war against Ethiopia. Never underestimate Italian military incompetence.

Shitaly can't colonize their own problems like mafia, corruption, lazyness, terrible education, bad hygiene, work ethic, shitholness, third worldness and shitskiness all together making thier crappy pig peninsula a hellhole and you think that they could colonize other countries?
Lol
/int/ is the most retarded board by far

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>>72599852
>ARGENTINA
SAY TO US BAD EDUCATION, BAD HYGIENE THIRD WORLD
>ARGENTINA
>>>>>>>>>>>>ARGENTINA
FUCKING
NEGROID
ARGENTINA
JESUS WHY I'M RESPONDING TO THIS TROLL AT 6 AM

>>72594629
The Aztecs would have won and also colonized Italy

>>72599773
Dude we won the war against ethiopia in ww2, we lost that territory after allies come

>>72601888
Eat cock you little yellow tiny dicked samurai

ARGENTINI NO TIENI MONETA, MORTI DI FAME

>>72601926
DIGLIELE DIO CANE

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>>72601896
>Italians take pride in barely managing to defeat a backwards African nation in colonial times when helped by Germany

The Southern Cone would've turned out totally different

>>72602024
first of all
>>>>>>JEW
second that wasn't pride, i just said that "the italy lost against ethiopia" was wrong, i know italy had and still have shitty military equipment, we went to ww2 with unused ww1 equip, the only good thing about italian army is moral and willpower, nothing else

>>72601926
Mexico, no tiene cabeza

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>>72602093
>Italian moral and willpower

>>72602093
Giuseppe, I'm not one to banter but don't brag about defeating Ethiopia. You had to use poison gas to subdue one of the most primitive cultures in the world. To be honest I consider having to use poison gas losing, it makes you look impotent

>>72602093

Albania beat you in a war, too. Search up the Vlora War. You guys just weren't meant for fighting, Luigi.

>>72594720
Funny because your continent is named after one of us.
Btw there wasn't even a concept of ''Italy'' in the Age of Discoveries

>>72598227
>3rd european economy
>muh italy sucks i seen this on reddit and family guy

Aspie life

>>72599346
They would have driven them insane.

Italy chill out. You are getting roasted and just fanning the flames.

>>72599773
An army trained by british and armed with russian weapons but muh memez

>>72603152
>Italians even lose banter wars

>>72602024
Sill managed to put you Slhomos longnoses into gas chambers and in the mud where your dirty culture belong

>>72602024
Nazi Germany supported the Ethiopian forces. Never trust a German.

>>72603182
Every day I thank god Germany had you on their side in WWII

Thank you from preventing the Holocaust from succeeding, even if it was by accident.

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>>72594629
>implying they didn't

>>72594629
Italy didn't exist atcthe time

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>>72603340
Argentina and Brazil has even more Italian diaspora than us?

Wtf? Where's our cafe culture and amazing soccer players?

>>72602024
Jesus fucking christ, this is coming from someone from a nation which is only able to exist from constant support from the UK and America.

>american education

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Italy couldn't conquer Ethiopia, so no.

For Spain and Portugal definitely. We wouldn't have got the natural resources from there and we wouldn't have lost so much human resources. Therefore we would've learnt to develop better.

>>72594629
No.

>>72606547
lel

>>72606547
Hmmm

>>72606547
butt hert

>>72606547
the truth comes forth

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>>72606547

>>72606547
please delete this post

>>72601888
Lel

>>72594629
Italy is bad at colonialism >>72606547

>>72603809
my dwarf name seems finnish

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>>72606547
I'm going to pay you 100€ to delet this

>>72596099
Ok mehmet

>>72607058
ok mehmet

Italy is rightful Spanish clay

>>72607212
Only Sicily.

>>72607358
All of it

>>72594629
no

>>72608068
No. Only Sicily. Middle part is belong to Vatican and Northern part belong to Milan.

>>72608250
Sicily,Naples,Rome,Parma,Genova, Lombardy and Savoy are rightful Spanish clay. The rest are our vassals. Italy is Spanish

The entire continent would be like New Jersey. Does that sound good to you?

>>72609174
I'm ok with this

>>72595703
genoese are subhumans

t. genoese

>>72609352
t. nigger

>>72609460
t. genoese nigger

>>72609486
t. regular nigger

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>>72599773
At least they didn't lose a war against Vietnam

>>72609622
>Be Vietnam
>Get help from daddy Soviets
>"""win""" war
>Be Ethiopians
>Be left on their own because Europeans don't want to fight other Europeans for a free African state.

>>72610046
>Be left on their own because Europeans don't want to fight other Europeans for a free African state.

nice meme

>>72610046
>Ethiopians were literally armed by russians

>>72594629
argentina is a good example to prove it could be worst if italy colonized the americas.

Sure

At least Italy wouldn't have raped the natives

>>72594629
Italy colonized Spain and it's a shithole so no

>>72611003
>guise look at me adzentina idz italic idddz eudopean look at me we wuz white guise look loook xD

Too late nigger.
The whole board has found out that Argentina is AMERINDIAN. You cannot fool anyone now.

>>72609258
>I'm ok with this
wasnt Italy handeled just like any other colony in south america

>>72609619
I'm regular genoese

if you're really genoese you should know that

>>72615755
tell me about the genoese, leave no details out

>>72603102
Wasn't it like Germany where Italians had a concept of shared culture, language, and heritage, just not of a shared country?

>>72615783
stupid, arrogant, self-destructive people

they mismanaged their once great town to irrelevance, poverty and economic depression

at least immigrants will outbreed us in a few decades

>>72615783
It's said that the genoese are really attached to money.
The jews of Italy

>>72616009
it's true, but while jews are very patriotic and always fight together against common foes, the genoese don't give a shit about each other and community

>>72615954
this
I wish I was romanian but instead I am just a smelly genoese

>>72616259
>the genoese don't give a shit about each other and community
i think that's a common problem in Italy.
individualistic mentality

>>72616410
yeah but the genoese are the italians of italy

the epitome of wasted potential and mediocrity

collectivist societies are for muslims and chinks

>>72617095
it's not about collectivism, it's lack of respect and civic culture

north italians are the least collectivist people in europe (except those bloody emilians and trentini)

>>72594629
Italy didn't exist back then

>>72617355
and where was Julius Cesar from huh?? Checkmate atheists

>>72617406
Roma(nia)

>>72617277
i am a commie from Emilia.
fight me.

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>>72618057
>i am a commie
Commie block Genua?

>>72594629
Then America would be called "Iberica"

>>72618564
we butchered our butifel land :'(

>>72594629
Nope. If you check the lates HDI figures, Spain comes ahead of Italy in both HDI and IHDI

>>72606547
lol fuck off lybia was probably the best african european colony except SA before france fucked you up you ungrateful pieces of shit

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>>72602851
consider using poison gas on yourself you fat faggot

>>72623323
Lol it wasn't at all.

>>72623505
he's right you know, even under Ghaddafi Lybia was still the best African country in every parameter

>>72623569
Labia got decent of its own accord not Italy and colonially you were shit.

>>72623847
>

Lybia and Eritrea were the nicest places in Africa at the time, talking about living conditions and infrastructures

Many italians emigrated there and married local qts

>>72603340
How the fuck does Brazil and Argentina have more Italians than the US?

Italian culture seems to be more alive here.

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>>72623847


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Eritrea

Asmara was known to be an exceptionally modern city, not only because of its architecture, but Asmara also had more traffic lights than Rome did when the city was being built. The city incorporates many features of a planned city. Indeed, Asmara was an early example of an ideal modern city created by architects, an idea which was introduced into many cities across the world, such as Brasilia, but which was not altogether popular. Features include designated city zoning and planning, wide treed boulevards, political areas and districts and space and scope for development. Asmara was not built for the Eritreans however; the Italians built it primarily for themselves and made the city a typical Italian city with even its own car race (called the Asmara circuit).

The city has been regarded as "New Rome" due to its quintessential Italian touch, not only for the architecture, but also for the wide streets, piazzas and coffee bars. While the boulevards are lined with palms and indigenous shiba'kha trees, there are numerable pizzerias and coffee bars, serving cappucinos and lattes, as well as ice cream parlours.

Many industrial investments were endorsed by the Italians in the area of Asmara and Massawa, but the beginning of World War II stopped the blossoming industrialization of Eritrea.[24]

>>72624194
...because you eat spaghetti and drink coffee?
<spoiler>we do it too you know</spoiler>

>>72615954
Quick question: my grandparents came from Lombardy and Piedmont. What can you tell me about those?

>>72624194
We actually assimilated our immigrants. No one calls themselves italian-brazilians, german-brazilians, attack helicopter-brazilians around here.

>>72624570
don't know many piedmontese but lombards are usually hard-working, conservative, individualistic, somewhat rednecks

lombards differ a lot from province to province though (Milan, Brescia, Pavia...)

>>72594629
No. But if the Greeks colonized it, it would be great now.

>>72624759
Gotcha, thanks m8

>>72603005
Your mother fuck a lot of nigga

>>72624477
Italian culture is present in our cuisine, movies, culture, etc.

>>72624194
>Italian culture seems to be more alive in US than in Argentina

what the fuck, are you serious?

>>72624752
I will have to correct you. Italians, Spaniards and Portugueses assimilated and call themselves only Brazilians. The same can't be said about krauts and japs.
Nazi and nip genocide when?

>>72624477
Fuck mix you are1/3italian 1/3 spanish1/3 indio

>>72594629
Shut up negroburger salami,israeli slave

>>72624194
how would you know?
you didn't know we had more italians than you (which is a well known thing), what the fuck would you know about our culture?

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>>72594629
Like Argentina.

>>72624194
>Italian culture seems to be more alive here
Wut, eating pizza doesn't make you an italian
>>72624225
>Brasília
Biggest mistake in Brazil's history

>>72594629
just make Veneto indipendent, gib us venezuela, chipilo, south brazil and uruguay and you'll see a new atlantidean empire (republic)

>>72603340
wtf Venezuela, Brazil and Argentina are Italian?

>>72626082
kek I'm probably more italian than you Mario

>>72636619
I'm so sorry

>>72626002

Do you eat polenta, ravioli, faina and drink grappa?

>>72636711
Thanks. It's not easy

>>72636896
no they eat fettuccini alfredo and drink dr pepper, Italian American cuisine is absolutely disgusting.

>>72594629
But America was colonised by Italians - even named "Latin America", not "Spanish" or "Portugese".

>>72603750
they're too busy organizing crime

So when Argies say they're Italian, its ok

When Americans, who are actually connected to Italian culture say it, its >muh heritage

>>72624752
They >>72624025
>Lybia and Eritrea were the nicest places in Africa at the time, talking about living conditions and infrastructures

Eritrea wasn't at all.

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>tfw only 1/8th italian but still am short, dark and hairy
is there anything worse than these people and their disgusting berber genes?

>>72624225
How does that prove that Italian Eritrea is good when only one part was invested in an only for Italians.

>>72637136
they are both >muh heritage and cencerous

>>72637215
I'm tall, dark and hairy and I don't have problems with girls, blame your manlet genes, wherever they come from.

>>72624225
Somehow road cycling is the national sport in eritrea. That's good even though every other legacy left by italians went to shit.

>>72637332
my family were all 6 ft before they mixed with dagos

>>72637428
I don't know what that measurement stands for but I'm 186cm and my dad is taller than me, I remember people being pretty short in England compared to Germany or Denmark, island people are always shorter.

>>72637332
normie get the fuck out reeeeeeee

>>72637542
sry

>>72624759
Milan l'è gran Milan
Now the city of Milan is full of niggers and commies, the countryside is quite comfy but they are reaching us, maybe I will move to based Berghem when the day will come

>>72637607
i hate you

>>72637656
I love you

>>72636896
You are making me sad I love you

>>72637667
fuck off to facebook and never come back here

>>72637709
no, I'll stay, I hope you can accept it.

>>72637767
fuuuuuuuuck youuuuu

>>72594629
Mexico would have the Italian flag with a mexican ensign in the middle

Amerindiantinas (amerindian indios, 100% mestizo redskin contry) larping as europeans in yet another thread.

Gee we are such bad posters ;^)

>>72637900
at least based Uruguay is European.

>>72637136
We do have the numbers to back it up m8
>>72603340

>>72638172
"""""""""Numbers"""""""""" from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

As a matter of novelty, Criticism of Wikipedia includes claims that it exhibits systemic bias, presents a mixture of "truths, half truths, and some falsehoods", and that, in controversial topics, it is subject to manipulation and spin.
Source: Wikipedia

>>72636619
>>72636958

>when an argentine drops his mask of forced sarcasm and shows its delusion

You're not european friend time to accept it

>>72638281
I'd really love to know what happened between you and Guido that made you all salty when it comes to Italians

>>72638591
You're a newfag
AND you're not italian or euro

>>72638565
Whatever you say Jose. You'd know