I don't have a gf, and likely never will, should I join

>>72590311

Just go to Vegas and fuck some prostitutes.

>>72590382
I want connection not sex, and that is unnatainable

>>72590311
>Should I join organized crime

LMFAO

Maybe as a money mule, enjoy your 10 year prison sentence tho.

Virgins are exclusively spree killers

t. criminologist

>>72590539
I didn't ask leaves

>>72590620
if you can't even get a girlfriend you're not going to go anywhere in crime

It actually requires intelligence and charisma

>>72590593
Interesting, how can I kill a bunch of older white people, baby boomers are a disservice and I need to take them out with me

>>72590691
you're the American not me

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>>72590843
Get rid of your criminology degree

>>72590311
Go to Sirya, help Assad, get widowpussy and their daughters.

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>>72590971
You know, I can't comprehend having a females tight, non overweight cute body on my own 183cm 75.5kg body it seems impossible, I haven't been outside my house for more than 20 minutes in 2 years

I have forgotten what it feels like to hear a girls voice a metre away from my face, in person not through my headphones. I couldn't imagine making a girl laugh or touching her

>>72590311
Straw purchase pistols for me

>>72592495
my offer stil stands

>>72590311
Just join the Mormon church. Plenty of desperate girls looking to get married.

>>72590311
are you white?
definetly white? not mestizo?
then congratulation those people in los zetas need you right now pal

>>72592495
>>72593697
heading to the store. What you want?

>>72595804
You can't send us anything you're thousands of miles away

Just commit a crime and the next tile you will go to sleep, a dark listener will come to visit you

>>72590311
I think if I reach 30 without ever having had a gf or sex I will just go out and murder some girls, it will make me feel better I think.

>>72595856
you dont know me. Whats ur address?