>one chance in life
>born in post soviet country with population less than 3mil
Just nuke us
don't hang yourself
>ywn live a NEET life in a small Lithuanian village and marry your cousin
It could have been much worse, bro.
>>72580691
Oh no! I live in Europe! The humanity!
>>72580691
Where did all the Lithuanians go? They're huge in EU 4
Be glad you don't live in a huge clusterfuck collectivist society like China.
Want into one with 140mil?
>>72580823
>>72580823
There were never a lot of lithuanians throughout history. During GDL times(thing you are refering to) lithuanians were the minority, we just knew how to rule other peasants.
>>72580691
Can I have a cute anime addicted Lithuanian twink bf?
>>72580691
Why didn't you just move here like the rest of your compatriots
>>72580788
>>72580691
If you don't like it we could take it?
>>72581007
Hm. Idk it's one of the great powers at the start of the game with rights of man. Really fucking triggers me desu
Why don't you team up with the poles again?
>>72580772
France has higher % of inbreeding, youll find more luck at home.
>>72580810
The feeling is like winning silver medal in life. Almost but not good enough to be golden...
>>72581066
sorry, im not a pedofile.
>>72581066
I invasion Lithuanians to look like that plans meme guy desu
>>72581435
Invision* polish*
What's wrong, comrade? Wanna add these three millions of yours to the motherland again? Just ask for it, desu :^)
>>72581385
(((They))) dont want us to be united. A hidden hand is blocking us. You know what i mean? The same goes for almost all of eastern europe.
>>72580836
>>72581263
>>72581610
Hmm, something is not right with russians.
>>72580691
Why not move to Estonia?
>>72581263
KEKS
Kaliningrad will grow
>>72581676
That's not true though. Unless you like chimp out and invade Denmark no one in the real world gives a fuck
>>72581676
>>72581890
>Why not move to Estonia?
we're full
>>72580691
lmao visit roach-infested "beautiful" Western Europe one day and you'll be glad you live in a country no one wants to have a life-long vacation in
>>72581183
I didn't know colombia was a soviet nation?
>>72580691
we're literally better off than the West, so wsup
>>72580810
>tfw swede, rich and 6'3
Feels good, mang.
>>72585011
> we're full
>bigger than the Netherlands
>1 mln population
>>72586654
Still too many people desu
>>72580691
Last I checked, you guys were similar to us, but with more nuclear reactors and yellow smog.
>>72580691
>3mil
LA is 3.8 mil and 1mil where I live. Weird to think there are countries that consider cities to be 200k or less.
>>72586654
we're
fucking
full
stay
out
>>72587397
>Nordic-map.jpg
holy shit have we finally achieved nordick status
>>72588369
no
you
're
not
>>72580691
You can work out, go the mass, buy an illegal gun and have a wife, a gf and a lover like any normal men from a developing country.
>>72580691
at least you have basketball and catholicism
>>72580691
join me, my son. Together we will rule the galaxy.