>Amerifat space engineering On the plus side, you killed

>>72559787
lol

There was also a pooinloo on there.

>>72559902
maybe he highjacked it?

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hahahaha top fucking bantz aussie

Where's Australia's space program?

Even Canada has a space program

>>72559970

Delete this

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>>72559970
>The Extravehicular Mobility Unit (EMU) is an independent anthropomorphic spacesuit that provides environmental protection, mobility, life support, and communications for astronauts performing extra-vehicular activity (EVA) in Earth orbit.

I was 14 when this happened. Had to go to the doctor that day because I had an ear infection from Hell. Anyway, I wake up that morning and my dad's all like "Aiyyo the space shuttle crashed or something they're sending out rescue crews." and I turn on the TV and was like "Holy motherfucking shit, that's raw, dawg."

>>72559938
It was a she.

>Apollo 1 astronauts die on January 27
>Challenger disaster happens January 28
>Columbia disaster happens February 1

Maybe we shouldn't do manned space stuff at that time of year...

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The last minute of those astronauts' lives was not pretty, I can tell you that.

>be fully aware that something is going hellofamonkey
>die of asphyxiation from the cabin depressurizing
>get spun around like a top and totally pulverized
>get ejected at 14,000 mph speeds as the cabin disintegrates
>what was left of them fell 200,000 feet to the ground

>>72560049
Are you a nigger?

Delet this

>>72560043
>anthropomorphic spacesuit that provides environmental protection, mobility, life support, and communications for astronauts performing extra-vehicular
>EVA

fucking weeabos

>be murifat
>go to space
>die
meanwhile
>be soviet
>go to space
>win space race

the soviets are no more so technically they won't be winning anything

>>72559787
>Amerifat space engineering
And just how many men has your country landed on the moon Bruce? Or is your name Chang?

>>72561719
You guys won the space race huh? And the Nazis won WWII as well I bet?

Delet this

>>72560049
>Being 14
>Caring about anything more than your own Dick

>>72559787
Noice

>>72562490
I was about that age in 2003 and thought it was interesting.

>>72562472
>first time anyone brought kosher food into the space shuttle
>shuttle burns in reentry
coincidence?

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>>72561719

>be russian
>have more failed launches than us
>accuse american of dying

>>72561719
Where's your red flag boris?

>>72562358
They won the space race, the Americans ran the extra mile though

>>72563364
I think you should go to your nearest Wallmart. Go to their men's restroom (assuming your gender). Look promptly at the Urinal. See that round mint floating there in what looks like residue piss? Go ahead and grab that and place it directly under your tongue. Its the latest progressive trend and everyone is doing it! The real high doesn't kick in until you go look in the mirror. Go ahead take a nice long look. After you have fulfilled your homosexual desires fucking bash your god damn head into the sink repeatedly until the mint under your tongue begins to taste like a black-cock foreskin.

>>72563364
Less fatalities