>german men actually sit down when peeing and defend it to

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>be me
>9th grade German class
>man from Germany comes in to talk about deutchland
>freind raises hand
>"why do all Germans sit down to piss?"
>suspended

Its hygiene. If you piss while standing your piss might spurt on your pants.

>>72561130
Jesus...

>>72558688
i pee when i sit down because there is an extra hole in my wiener and it pee everywhere standing up

>>72558745
Kek

Pissing while sitting down is more hygienic and reduces the risk of urinary tract infection. Germans realize this and, being the rational people that they are, choose efficiency over antique notions of masculinity.

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>>72558688

Well studies prove that pissing while sit decrease the probabilities of prostate problems in the future and in that way probably avoid the prostate exam that has a doctor putting various fingers in your ass to check if you jave an inflated prostate.

But if you want your ass to be fingered America then be my guess, I am not judging you and your rampant homosexuality.

>>72561130
how do you deal with your dick touching the bowl/water?

>>72563149
Nobody told you?

Their pepe is small so it wont reach bowl / water.

>>72561161
Post pics

>>72558688

In defence of Germans, when you pen-r is 2.5" long its hard to control the spray. Sitting down saves a lot of moping up.

>>72558688
>sit down
>my dick touches the of the toilet seat
>have to guide down it to piss properly

Why the fuck would anyone want to piss like that?

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I know it is hard to understand for people that don't even use a toilet to shart while being in the mart, but we actually have 2 toilets. One to piss, one to shit.

>>72564415
or they have 30 cm deep bowl

Pissing while standing up is one of life's greatest joys.

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>>72558688
mfw feminist female teacher unironically tells us to sit down while peeing. I straight out laughed in her face