>got really drunk on friday >don't remember having

>>72558275
fascinating

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>>72558275
iktf

last time i got really drunk i left the guy at the pizzeria a 20 dollar tip. it took me until the next morning to realize i hadn't even purchased any pizza.

>>72558573

You're a cool guy, anon

Nice, I'm gonna have my biggest hangover in 8th April/9th April and gonna post all live here. Wait for me lads :)

>>72558275
one time I drank so much I was in the middle of a conversation with some poor asian who I was harassing and the next second I suddenly woke up the next day on my bedroom floor with dried vomit all over my carpet and inside my mouth, no sense of time between those two moments

>>72558275
Last time I was drunk I ended up having a threesome with Spanish chick and my best friend after a trip to a beach, in the hot of the action I kissed with my friend (male), and then I don't remember.

Never spoke to him again.

>>72558720
>in the hot of the action I kissed with my friend (male)
nice

Isn't this a movie though?

>>72558644
is this kiwi mockery or are you being earnest?

>>72558720
Also, didn't you guys meet up at a cafe once afterwards and then never spoke to each other again?

>>72558784

Genuinely thought that's a daft act but one that only a nice person could have done

>>72558805
well thanks i guess lol. from what i remember the pizzaman tried to return the bill but i insisted he deserved it for good service. don't know what i was thinking but i'm sure he appreciated it nonetheless.

>>72558275
I accidentally got blackout drunk on red wine, last thing I remember is hugging a dog but apparently I tackled my father and threw up in the car which my family had to sit in for 30 minutes

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>>72558969
>I accidentally got blackout drunk on red wine

>>72558766
No

>>72558786
Oh yeah

>>72559000
I drank it very very fast not knowing how strong it was. Shit goes down like an easy soda

>>72558720
lel

>>72558573
About a year ago me and a buddy, having spent a few weeks doing jack shit called eachother up and decided to get totally wrecked.

What I remember about that night was getting a blowjob from a White girl, making out with an Asian girl, taking the dancefloor over with this African kid and pulling up to a Pizza drive through asking the kid closing up if he had any pizza left. When he said no I passed him a joint and drove off.

>>72558275
you probably told people you know about your weird sexual fetishes, and that hitler did nothing wrong

>>72562631
>you probably told people you know about your weird sexual fetishes
triggered

>>72559000
>he's never had 3 bottles of red wine
>he's never done 2 lines of coke after that
>he's never then had another bottle of wine
>he's never woken up after that naked, no clothes to be found, next to a couch with a qt on it
topkek

>>72563319
>Get high, then get drunk af
>Wake up naked on a couch
>No qt around
>Only friends in the next room
I did something wrong

>>72563458
Nah, that's usually how it goes.
Add being under a blanket though nude under it and I've done the same.

>>72563501
Yeah it was exactly like that, just didn't mention about a blanket.

>>72558275
I do this every weekend.

You do and say the same type of shit every time

>>72558275
>go to party with mostly people I don't know
>am tired from working all week
>drink one beer too much
>lost all control
>drank a few more beers with new made friends
>then two shots
>then 5 in a row
>wake up in front of the room I was supposed to sleep in
>on the 8th floor
>in my own vomit

Apparently I just fell over backwards, people thought I was dead.