>Russians are Ivan >Germans are Hans >French are Pierre

>>72556537
It's Cletus

>>72556537
U.S.A is Juan

USA can't have one because you're a multi culti cuntri.

>>72556537
Usa = Tyrone

My cunt = Siti Bedah

>>72556537
Euros say 'Tyrone' or 'Juan' to piss us off but it's probably some really white name like 'Tyler' or 'John'.

Nigel
Presumably due to Farage, Though I've never met one.

Pierre?

>>72556764
Names like Hunter or Cody are considered uniquely "American"

>>72556764
j think ive seen Kevin mentioned

>>72556792
It's actually Bean.

I'm not sure if USA has one,

Either cletus or Jamal

>>72556537
USA was John Smith until shitskins like you and your parents crashed the joint

>>72556537

Federico

>>72556943
I'm named Matthew actually, and muh hurritage is:

1/4th English
1/4th North Italian
1/4th Russian
1/4th Ukrainian

Bruce.

Never met one irl.

>>72556662
>>72556913
I've seen Cletus used on 4chan but I've never met one IRL, not even an elderly person named that. Maybe in a movie or something?

>>72556943
this

USA = John

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>>72556792
Nigel was relatively popular in the 1960s, not popular at all these days for new names.

>>72557160
>I've seen Cletus used on 4chan but I've never met one IRL, not even an elderly person named that. Maybe in a movie or something?
Cletus the slack jawed yokel on the Simpsons is the only one I can think of.

>>72556537
Juan for chile aweonao

>>72556798
Zhang

>>72556537
Aus girls are Sheila for whatever reason, not sure about Aus guys but Mohammed will do just fine

>>72559050
it's Bruce

Ivan
Marko
Luka

But 100% Croatian names :
Domagoj
Tomislav

>>72556537
John Smith or John Doe

Johnny

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>>72556985
>1/4th Ukrainian

Billy Bob
>Arkansas

>>72556537
Either Wiremu or Bruce

>>72556739
Nobody says that. You are Muhammad.

>>72556985
So you are 1/2 Russian

>>72560197
Yeah I guess. Not that it means anything, anyway: I have no meaningful connection to any cultural values beyond sharting in Walmart and getting shot.

>>72559213
I am 2/4th's Ukrainian.

>>72556537
Male:
José
Female:
María

>>72556537
Alexandru

In most groups of 5 or more men you will find two Alexandru's or more.

Old popular names were Andrei, Vasile, Gheorghe.

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Azis

I blame Russia. They claim to hate homos but they're the n1 driving force behind his popularity.

>>72557295
>Poppy

what the fuck lad

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>>72560806
Azis is literally a turk name though.
We should be Georgi or Gosho.

>>72560880
Nah, I worked with Bulgarians and uou suffer from the same thing as Romanians, just that you call them Alexandar or Aleksandar

>French are Pierre
Not really? Usually they're just called frogs. Nobody refers to the French as a whole as "Pierre" the same way Germany gets labeled Hans or Fritz.

>>72559162
Croats online are all named Hrvoje or Ivica desu

I think we're more of a surname stereotype
Szczdrzkrzczszkiewicz
Kowalski?

But for name i would guess maybe Jakub?

>>72556537

Bobby Ray McDonald's

>>72562227
Paweł

>>72562290
or Marek

Pekka
Tuukka
Jouni
Jonne
Veeti
Mikko

>>72556537
Sven

Pajeet isn't even a real you inbred cunts! Rakesh, Ramesh, Rahul, Amit, Vikas, Those are real names.

>>72561741
Nah, being called Pierre or Francois is quite common here.

Not as common as being called Mohamed or Abdul or whatever muslim name, though.

>>72556537
Pepik

>>72562325
>Tuukka
>Jouni
>Veeti
Why yes. Very common and well known names, especially among others than millenial hippie babies.

>>72562227
Polamber?

>>72556537
>I'm not sure if USA has one
Joe.

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>>72562914
>Pepik
What the fuck

>>72556537
Almost never met an Ivan, lol. Dmitri, Alexander or Nikita is more popular.

Jan or Johan (from Johannes) is the Dutch John/Juan

Hans also comes from Johannes

But you usually call me aquafresh

>>72563708
>>72563662

What are you doing here ? You got toothbrushes waiting for you.

>>72563662
t. Remco

>>72560281
That's normal for Canada.

>>72562290
I'm CIA

>>72556537
Marcelo

but the actual most common names are João and José

>>72562351
kek gtfo Rakesh

>>72562227
grzegorz. or janusz, if you're older

>>72563892
>upstairs neighbors are Polish
>illegal
>Guy is called Janusz
>some day the cops or some sort of inspection knock on their door
>Janusz jumps from the balcony into our backyard and hides
kek thank you for reminding me. He was a bro and even though he was illegal he never bothered or annoyed you unlike turks and stuff

>>72556537
Dongus
Not even joking

>>72559050
> Mohammed will do just fine
That's a funny way to spell Chiang.

>>72563993
I thought we called you nips?

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>>72563959
>jumps from the balcony into our backyard and hides
i hope he didn't lose his klapki in the process

>>72556537
As for USA anons in 4chan, it would be David Wang.

>>72556764
No shit all of those names OP listed, aren't accurate. Nor is "Bruce" for us. It's a meme. For us the most accurate (most common) is "Oliver" or "William".

>>72556962
It's Diego
Diego Blanco

Jock or Angus

>>72556537
USA is Ethan

most common name in turkey is ahmet yılmaz, but on 4chan its just "mehmet"

Hans-Peter, Ruedi or Ueli

>>72556537
USA is Pedro

>>72556537
USA is Fatty desu

>>72556537
We should call Americans John or something like that, because it's the most boring and stereotypical name I can think of.
Just like Hans, Pierre and Ivan.

>>72556662
lost my keks

>>72556792
every brit i know personally are named oliver

Mario even if isn't so common a personal name

Jamal Gonzalez

Boludo

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>>72563892
Male Poles:
kid - Brajan
adult - Seba
old - Janusz

Female Poles:
kid - Dzesika
adult - Karyna
old - Grazyna

>>72564235
>Blanco
Argentina is white confirmed.

>>72560796
I thought it was Radu. Damn, need to get my insults updated.

>>72556962
No its Steven Walter Osvaldo

>>72556537
Probably "Johnnie".

>>72560832
There is literally nothing wrong with naming girls after flowers

Wang

>>72562351
Go worship a toilet instead of using one lol pajeeet

>>72563598
>михaйлo

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Pudoo Patel
kek this name is fucking retarded lol
literally sounds like Poo-Doo Patel

Abu, lol