Chile closes meat imports from Brazil, Brazil threates with "a

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>>72553008
fuck brazil tbqh.

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>>72553008
>tfw Chile will never refuse to export copper to Brazil
>Brazil will never have to invade Chile and give back the copper mines to Bolivia

fuck Brazil tbqh

who was in the wrong here?

>Brazil couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Chile in a week
TOP KEK TIRAFLECHA!!! Oh believe you me, us Hues are ITCHING for a war with Chile. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Chilean soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the favelados and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY tiraflecha shit they see. When Brazil's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

Welp i actually like Brazil, but i don-t mind im itching for a war anyway

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well it is not like 100% of the meat is rotten otherwise i would be dead already

I don't give a fuck

>>72553214
us

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that is not cool but....
boa hora pra entrar no exército

>>72553214
Obviously Brazil is in the wrong. Although it has being blown out of proportion, Chile has the right to ban meat until further investigation.

>>72553214
We already stopped all exports from the brands being investigated, the problem is that apparently Chile wants to block all imports even from the ones that aren't part of this shit.

No rights or wrongs tbqh.

So war against brazil for meat and war against bolivia for their soldier captured in Chile, somehow Peru is going to piggy back in it, the wild card is Argentina

Lol just read the comments in spanish full of fucking monos

>>72553402
>war
hey guys let's start a big shit in Latin America.
liberate someone etc. we will have a huge military budget soon. anyone wants to participate?

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>>72553008
>export shit meat
>gets mad when countries reject such meat
Brazilians

>>72553008

This is a winrar for us my white friend

>>72553008
Who cares. We will just import more murrikan meat if argentina and uruguay can't supply more,


Brazil is a joke.

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>>72554183

I know.

>>72554226

Hello my Chilean friend, did you know that ALL uruguayan cattle is injected a chip when it's born in order to perfectly trace it during all of its life and after death?

>A 100 % traceable system makes it possible to go back from table to farm; identify industrial plants, production lots, geographical areas, farms, farmers and animals in real time. We build confidence considering the needs of final consumers but knowing that sanitary authorities have a predominant role, Fratti said.

http://www.inac.gub.uy/innovaportal/v/7464/1/innova.net/traceability:_a_uruguayan_model

Remember to buy high quality and safe uruguayan products!

>>72554226
Just make sure you don't overcook it like the Argies !!!

>>72553570
This, rejecting paper exports because of meat doesn't make sense.

Please fight each other. I want to see a war in South America.

>>72553570
Indeed. A complete stop of brazil meat imports until further notice. Anyone would have done the same simply because your investigation is currently going on, so nobody knows what's the extent of the fuck up there.

>>72554575
>http://www.inac.gub.uy/innovaportal/v/7464/1/innova.net/traceability:_a_uruguayan_model

Remember to buy high quality and safe uruguayan products!
You've posted this so many times that it's by now common /int/ knowledge

>>72554892

>You've posted this so many times that it's by now common /int/ knowledge

Then my job is done.

(+200 pesos from Ministry of Agriculture)

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>>72553238
>Chile outstanding development
>Brazil sell chile rotten meat
>Chile thinks he can fuck up with brazil
>Argentina joins brazil because chilean treason in "muh malvinas war"
>Uruguay joins brazil and argentina because nostalgia

TRIPLE FUCKING ALIANZA 2.0

>>72554055
it depends, wich side will you join?

This meat stuff is hilarious. The meat companies have started losing so much money, today they did a conference to do some damage control.

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Yeah, about time we have some Pacific access,

Joke aside, they're right, stop everything till further news. But it's not all the meat desu.

F-Forgive p-pls ;_;

>>72555192
why we dont just divide bolivia between us?
and also we acept your meat

>>72555246
they can keep bolivia thanks

>Chilean Agriculture Ministry response to Brazil: "We do not work with threats, we maintain our posture to ban brazilian meat"

https://www.cooperativa.cl/noticias/pais/salud/ministro-de-agricultura-responde-a-brasil-no-funcionamos-en-base-a/2017-03-20/201652.html

Funny how today in International Relations class I had, our teacher said that if Chile of Brazil were to go to war tomorrow we would fuck their shit up.

>>72555192
How is people in Brasil taking this? Do you have alternative meat sources?

>>72555287
we need that litio weon

>>72555246
Fuck off. annexing th north was a mistake. And we don't ned their meat.

faber castell and tetra pacl can stay

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>Brazilian president thinks that taking foreign diplomats to dinner would solve the problem

>>72555300
>our teacher said that if Chile of Brazil were to go to war tomorrow we would fuck their shit up.
Was he high or something? No cunt in SA has the capability to defeat the mighty Brazilian armed forces

>>72555246

Do Bolivia has a govt? Who's running the country?

We'll take the rest of Aquífero Guarani and the northern parts till Pacific.

>>72553008
I thought Brazilians on here blindly defending the corrupt companies that shipped that rotten meat were retards.
Never expected their entire government to go along

>Uruguay
>you are gay

>>72555315
okay okay, but no bolivians!

YOU'LL TAKE OUR MEAT AND LIKE IT

>>72555308
Do you actually believe they care about their market?

This fuck up involves china, europe and south korea.


>>72555315
NO

>>72555308

People are upset. But we do have alternatives, the companies who got caught are from South, but the famous meat that the world knows comes from Center-West.

>>72555389

B-but Brazil-senpai, your meat hurts me!

>>72555165
conosur. can start a great civil war, south vs north.

>>72555370

It's just the govt being a "power" on it's neighbours. We're REALLY worried about EU and NA markets.

>>72555395
>This fuck up involves china, europe and south korea
Wew that's a lotta shekels. Paraguayos, Argentinos and Uruguayos are going to get mad rich. We need to find a way to jew them and get a part of those coins

>>72555300
Chile has a stronger military than Brazil. Brazilian military is extremely outdated. But this is not the case, i think Brazil is talking about sanctions.

>>72555308
This shit just affects a small portion of the market but since several countries are blocking the exports it will mean cheaper meat for us, same thing happened with the avian influenza years ago.

As for trade, Chile buys 33% of our bovine meat so it's kind of a big deal, pls buy our meat, it's totally safe.

>>72555361
Brazilian armed forces are corrupt as fuck,they spend billions for completely obsolete equipment, there is no way that they are not stealing all that money.

>>72555453
>NA markets
what?
I thought the US was full on protectionism with their meat industry, Canada is a neglegible market, and Mexico probably has their own production, or they import it from the US

>>72553008
I'll take Chiles side on this.

>>72555501

Oh true, my bad.

Point still stands.

>>72555430
we not divide south vs north. We do atlantic vs pacific.

Bolivia does not count and Paraguay will do whatever their triple alianza masters already thought them last time.

>>72555478
THEN MAKE SURE THAT IS SAFE POR LA CRESTA

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>>72555478
>pls buy our meat
No. We trusted you and you gave us rotten picanha

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>>72555459

>All main meat markets close for Brazil

Oh no! our poor Mercosur partner!

>>72555488

Hmm... no.

>>72555361
It's about mobility, invading brazil is retarded, but bombing them (as long as they don't still get the gripen) could still work and blocking trading routes.

South american Wars in the 20th century just last a few days.It's more of a pressur thing. So h isnt rally rtarded, its just that wars are not as intrsting and slow as murrika always pretend

>A lot of Brazilian chicken sold dirt-cheap at Japanese supermarket.
>Somehow taste bad after cooking
>Seeing this thread
>Do the net search and knew about Brazil's food scandal.

Damn I scared. Will avoid Brazilian's meat next time.

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>>72555501

We export some meat to Nafta but only very high quality stuff, almost luxury cuts.

Average and shit meat they have more than enough.

>>72555551
No fuck you.
For at least 5 years we should not buy their meat.

>>72555300
>>72555488
>>72555598
No

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>tfw I enjoyed some delicious American Angus beef for dinner instead of some rotten monkey meat

>>72555598
Chile could easily maintain air superiority and the entire world would sanction Brazil causing the Brazilian economy to collapse in a few months, which would force Brazil to cancel it's imperialistic wet dreams and wake up to reality.

>>72555598

If it was this easy we'd been invaded long ago.

>>72555615
Serves you right for not buying our meat, you little gook

>>72555706
I said you can't invade brazil, it's retarded. No even murrika could.

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>tfw sudamerican great war incoming

>>72555459
our ministry of ganadery and agriculture had said that these are not good news, those market will not buy more that was on prevision. The fall was for meat (or southamerican meat) more than only brazilian meat. Consumers will not takes chances of buying meat from similar places and is quite logic.

If in your news said "don´t consume tea from Vietnam because is not secure" I will give no shit if there is tea from Thailand at the same price or cheaper or whatever, I am not buying tea from any of the countries in that part of the world.

oooo omg monkey sanctions
what will chile do! omg!
lmao just call mexico to supply the needs
hispanic union when

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We should carpet bomb the all of SA to be honest, including us, end it all and get rid of tfwngf

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>>72555760
USA could easily invade Brazil if it wanted to. France and the UK could do it too if they pulled a few good trifcks. It is not necessary to invade Brazil, however, because our natural resources were taken by cunning rather by force.

>>72555669
Good lad

>>72555760
>No even murrika could.

Actually they could easily, they can project their military anywhere on earth. The US Marines alone have more firepower than the entire Brazilian military combined together, believe it or not.

>>72555793

Aguerre is a cuck.

>>72555851
What about the favelados death squad?

>>72553238
yes more war

>>72555615
kek

>>72555871
Even Brazilian street police can handle them, they just don't do because [spoiler]the Brazilian government is run in good part by those cartels[/spoiler]

>>72555760

Sure. But i don't thik you guys could maintain air superiority for too long. Specially because a war between the mountains would be hard as hell and Chile would have to make a lot of air refueling to hit us and vice versa.

Plus ours F-5 are indeed old, but have state of art electronics and can launch modern missiles so i won't be as easy. Also we have new AWACS planes so radar wise we'd find y'all easy.

Not saying >my dick >>> ur dick, but it definitely won't be easy.

t. aircraftboo.

>>72555615
Your ((((dick)))) will get even tinier

>>72555793


Mercucksur

>>72555901
No war is ever easy my rotten meat exporter friend

>>72553008
Good.

Fuck brazilians, honestly.

>>72555539
Paraguay needs access to sea.
Should invade Bolivia and Peru to drill through them all the way to the pacific shore.

>>72555935
This, fuck Brazil and fuck Brazilians.

Can Chile withstand a land invasion by Brazil?

after we conquer whem we will make them a favor whit all the helicopters rides it will be
if just....

>>72555953
Please, come to Buenos Aires.

We need more dance teachers.

>>72555954
Yes, they have updated Leopard 2s, we have downgraded Leopard 1s. Since 1988, the Brazilian Constitution states that the Brazilian Armed Forces are only for defensive measure, and no Minister of Defense has ever conceeded a project to make Brazil an offensive power, kind of like Japan.

>>72555954
Natural borders say so, the Andes and the desert are a bitch to pass and we have a strong navy

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>>72555933
>no war is ever easy

>>72555985
I am a subhuman and therefore refuse to pollute superior societies with my monkeyness.

>>72555945
>Paraguay needs access to sea
We gave them a free port because we are bros

>>72555954
probably not, but it's not like the international community is going to let Brazil invade because we wouldn't buy rotten meat.

>>72556030
Paraguay =/= Bolivia

>>72555954
Brazilians have to use gloves and always complain that we play football against them at 10 °C, in the Andes they would freeze to death and end like uruguayan aeroplane pilots

>>72555954
the problem is from where they will get here

if they go here by land they will freeze in the line that we will put in the andes

if they go by sea we have 2 submarines and varius frigates to wait them,not to mention our f 16

>>72555992

We don't use tanks because they are useless in our lands. Hence why they're all in South cuz that's the only place where they can actually be used at full potential.

Plus the army are interested in APC's not MBT's.

>>72556005
>30k-35k vs 9.5k total
Were they armed with insecticides or what?

>>72556076
If we go by sea, we take our aircraft carrier.

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>this thread

>>72556073

It was a rugby team.

>>72556073
kek

>>72556095

Carrier is dead, we use an Amphibious assault ship now.

>>72556095
>he doesn't know
Please leave this thread anon or else you'll be very sad.

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>>72556134
>>72556140
>check the news
>it's true

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>>72556095

>>72556095
as far that i know your aircraft carrier is out of operations
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/say-bye-bye-brazils-aircraft-carrier-19465

>>72556150
>all these socialist republics

This pains me

>>72556150
>Argentina
>Ever submitting to brazilians
I'd rather kill my self in the malvinas.

>>72555954
The advantage of invading Chile is you can never lose your way around there. Don't need a map or GPS. Just move from the North down south.

I want a militaristic chilean bf to bombard my country and ban my meat

>>72556150
No estan las malvina ?
Me estai weando ?

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>>72556177
Serves you right, Togo is the worst.

>>72556266
Underrated post.

Speaking of meat.
Whose girls are more meaty, Brazilian or Chilean?
Is it good or bad?

>>72556266
This

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>>72556177

With the money they're building new subs, bought a "heli carrier" and will build new corvettes next year.

I'd say it was a fair price.

>>72556323
Liking meaty girls is a nigger thing, and I don't answer niggers.

>>72556266
The Andes would serve as a gigantic machine gun nest, please by all means go straight from south to north

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>>72556266
>mfw to guide myself when I'm in eastern Chile I look where the mountains are to know where the east is, and when I'm in western Chile I just look for the sea to know where the west is

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>>72556337
I'd say Brazil needs mobile land based anti ship platforms. Plenty of those, a very significant force. As well as more and better AA. Those can be acquired for very low prices and would really improve our power.

Why the fuck Brazil wants that other country buy his rotten meat by force?

>>72556266
and the only one

our territory is about 60% hills 30% valleis and others the rest, its so easily to defend that so we just keep entrenching and go full guerrilla util their only company left goes back to their country

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>>72556406
If I was Defense Minister and had plenty of money I'd buy a couple of DF-21s and RE them. Those can take out infrastructure, civilian and military buildings, carriers, etc.

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>>72556406

They need to forget that carrier and focus on the new corvettes that they claim now it's their "n°1 priority".

I hpoe they invest more on Heli Carriers, the Bahia is a fucking golaço IMO.


But the thing is all FFAA focus more on land and air force. Hence why they are so much more updated than the navy, with good reason cuz patrolling the borders is hard as fuck, specially ours.

This land is mine
god gave me this land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDAp0DCEoK8

>>72556440
IT'S NOT ROTTEN REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>72556469

Just modify the VLS instead of buy chink shit.

>>72556401
that is unironically very convenient.

/int now knows that brazilians are stupid as fuck.

>>72556603

>now

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Why would based Chile buy filthy inferior, hard and insipid (now also rotten) ""meat"" from Brazil, when they have the best meat in the world just right next to them?
Jesus, people sometimes....

>>72556511
these tanks look awesome
instead of giving your commies chopper rides
you should have crushed them with these mighty tanks and to the same music
pam paraaam pam pam splaaaat ta-daam

>>72556603
90% of posters who use /int/ for more than 1 year filter Brazilian flags.

>>72556440
It sends a message to the rest of weaker markets. Don´t fuck with brazil if you are not the US, EU or China

>>72556648
nah i don't. i love everyone
except for the leafs. but to lazy to filter anything

>>72556603
I think Brazilians are smart and sweet. They get too much hate

>>72556697
We are monkeys.

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Lleve carne de Alpaca!

>>72556680
>>72556697
I have a theory. It derives from the premise that all Brazilians are naturally extroverted, even "introverted" ones still have some sort of desire to relate themselves with other people and fit in wherever they go. This is seen by stuborness by others and so causes Brazilians to be hated in all corners of the internet. Therefore, because Brazilians want to always be fit in, they start hating themselves as a result.

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>>72556648
>>72556707
>it's the monkey obsessed with hating himself again
Why don't you make like a tree and get the hell out of here?

>>72556648
Brazilians are fun posters

>>72553008
Is /int/ retarded? Wtf is this thread? People talking about war. The "represálias" would be Brazil buying something they used to buy from chile from someone else. Thats it's. Fucking childish faggots

>>72553411
A-are you alright still?

>>72556738
come on Peru, get the fuck out, none wants your stupid meat.

>>72556738
I want to try that but don't know where to find it in Stgo. Also cuy.

>>72556768
Do you ever wonder why Brazilians look so ugly, and then remind yourself your body and health have everything to with nutrition?

>>72556765
We got sherlock holmes right here.

>>72556765
>No fun allowed

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>>72556765

>>72555953
Than fucking leave you piece of trash.
Self-haters should hang 2bh

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>>72556793
Cuy is really good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yjc1Df1oY

>>72556832
Wow, rude.

>>72555354
That was probably the most pathetic thing in all this history.

>>72556794
don´t be sad. Abandon the meat and live in base of Garotos and Guarana!

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i just read that chile can win against brazil? i bet chile have good archery

>>72556765
Oh, it was only that? Fuck i just enlisted in the army FUCK!

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>>72556867

Fear not, we have good tiraflechas too.

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@72556924
cala a boca nego burro acha que chile vence do brasil hue sem you pra ti

>>72556851
it was shown in the news here. It was so stupidly pathetic that even the reporter smile, I would safely assume that everybody at home watching it did a facepalm.

How can you have a president that seriously thought that it could work? It was like seeing an episode of the simpsons where krusty clown eats a rotten krustyburger to prove that they are safe.

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Do you want the truth /int/? I'll give you the truth.

I'll start with a question. Why would the Brazilian Federal Police investigate Brazilian meat industries, fully understanding that the agrobusiness is a key part of the Brazilian economy that moves millions of jobs? Why were these news conveniently released before the reports of investigations have been concluded? Brazil has over 5000 meat producing companies and, so far, only 21 of them have been investigated, so why is there such an outrage? Why is it that there are claims that the meat is completely rotten, when the main cause for investigation is the mere fact the wrong dosages of vitamin C have been added to meat?

To understand what is going on, you also have to look back at previous events. The Brazilian Federal Police are also going after Petrobras, one of the biggest oil companies in the world and the largest company in Brazil. Odebrecht, the largest engineering company in all of Latin America and among the largest companies in Brazil, is also being investigated by the Brazilian Federal Police? Corruption is in every corner of Brazil, so why would the Federal Police deliberately choose to chase after the key parts of Brazilian economy, instead of drug cartels, politicians and bankers? Why was one of the main judges involved in the several corruption scandals that have been brought to light by the Federal Police killed in an "accident"?

It is as if there was someone else pulling the strings, purposefully bringing the Brazilian economy to ruins by controlling the federal police and the court system.

I suspect there will be many more scandals in the years to come and the cherry on the cake will be something related to iron ores and/or soya beans, the two largest Brazilian exports.

>>72555954
Of course, i don't get why people get overestimating the junkyard Brazilian military. Most are shitty conscripts who have as much shooting skills as an street cleaner.

>>72557073

>so why would the Federal Police deliberately choose to chase after the key parts of Brazilian economy, instead of drug cartels, politicians and bankers?

But they are, they didn't get people out of other investigations, this shit was already going on months before going on public.

Put your tinfoil and get the fuck off back yo /pol/.

>>72557073
>WHY ARE THE COPS DOING THEIR JOB??!

I agree that this shit was overhyped but saying that fighting corruption is actually some plan to destroy the economy is pretty stupid.

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>>72556538
Oh yeah, just modify VLS to reach Mars and then modify the Guarani to fly and launch nuclear missiles.

buy our meat or get hit

>>72555354
Hey, we have exact same style brazilian all you can eat buffers here. They serve meat in the same way. Same thing everywhere in South America?

>>72557142

>t. specialist

Go make your shitty baits on /luso/

South American All Out Monkey War when?

>>72557275

Yep.

Shit's good.

>>72557275
It's a brazilian thing

>>72557275
nop, here you need to go to chuy city (in brazilian side of the city) to have spetto corrido.

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>>72557293
Make your bets.

>>72557358
I think Brazil outnumbers all other South American countries put together already

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>>72557358
We would level the fuck out of every, starting by you hues

>>72557358
not even balanced
brasil already accounts for over 50% of the southamerica population and you add more people to that

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>>72557407

>>72557281
Sure thing dreamer. What you said is the equivalent of saying "why not modify this submarine into a flying aircraft carrier?", it doesn't make any sense.

>>72557433
LA BANDA ORIENTAL DEL RIO URUGUAY ES ARGENTINA

>>72555992
Than why do you have a aircraft carrier? They are purely for power projection.

>>72557490
I'll keep it as simple as possible: dickwaving.

We'd win desu.

Sure they have more modern tanks and jet, but that's what missiles are for.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_equipment_of_the_Brazilian_Army

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_Army

It's wikipedia but gives the idea.

>>72557519
Well that's a good fucking reason. I approve. Seriously

>>72557463

ICBMs are essentialy rockets, retard.

>>72557490
>Than why do you have a aircraft carrier?

Not anymore. It was confirmed it's going to be decommissioned last month. It caught on fire twice and it damage the command bridge and all the eletrical components, it spent like 6 years docked awaiting repairs.

>IHS Janes reported that during its career with the Brazilian Navy, São Paulo has suffered from serviceability issues and has never managed to operate for more than three months at a time without the need for repairs and maintenance.

It spent more time docked than actually sailing and now the São Paulo will rest forever.

>>72557073
Dont mind them. I agree there is some fishy thing going on. Some weird things going on in Brazil lately. I bet its CIA or The jews. Anyway we will only find out 50 years or more from now

>>72557612
Probably for the best, you didn't need it and couldn't afford it anyway.

>>72556469
> South Americans ever buying anything other than American equipment.
You are our bitch forever :^)

Kek wonder what would happen if this was in Germany how many would be triggered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woSxJ6WDQ4U

i'm gonna invade brazil and trace /int/ ip's, I will turn every brazilian on /int/ a member of my personal banana harem, they will be tied, forced to crossdress and milked every hour for cum eating pourposes

I can't wait for my brazilian sex slaves

>>72557651

That's why we went for a "Heli carrier."

>>72557717

Wut habbened?

>>72557772
the song in the background is a german march banned for it's use in the nazi era.

>>72557805
Germans are trying to push their need for an army to conquer through a federal EU because they feel too guilty doing it in the name of germany

>>72557772
Chilean Army showing off a tank in a chilean shopping center

Every night I go to bed I dream of myself being a champion. I am an ideal person, I make my own party, I become president and in 8 years I make Brazil become a very prosperous first world power, as developed as at least the United States or Europe.

Chile would win because of Prussian military tradition.

>>72557848
I had the same dream. Only I wanted to be a musician. It doesn't work, anon.

>>72557600
VLS never had reentry capabilities, you ignorant fuck, plus it's engines are too slow, anybody could detect it and know it's trajectory. A Fusca is not a Ferrari, both are cars but completely different.

>>72557869
Right Answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u9FyzTGD1E

>>72553008

>civil construction is destroyed by corruption
>now meat export, one of the main aspects of our economy, is also destroyed

Kek
Let it burn
Now all we need is some kind of iron scandal and the "muh exports" crowd will finally kill themselves and we can sink legitimely

>>72555315
weon culiao el fucking litio

Its about time we annex chile

We need to reach the pacific ocean, like the united states

>>72557891

Didn't the VLM had?

Would argentina join us against Chile?

We are ancient allies, we are the destroyers of paraguay

We could just invade chile and share

We should arm Paraguay to be completely honest

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>>72553008
>>72553093
>>72553238
>>72553487

>tfw Brazil kills Chile

Brazil stop! you're not living your life correctly

>one country cucked 4 others of having easy access to the pacific ocean

Why is chile such a cunt?

>>72558203

You have no right to talk, rebellous province.

We kill anyone we want, we're literally the Ivan of south hemisphere.

>>72558203

You are next Uruguay

You are our rightful clay afterall
We want your national export of weed

>>72558217
We are protecting you from the monster that come from the pacific

>>72558266

tsunami?
japanese?
Australians?

>>72558217

The Andes would always be a problem for us the Atlantic gang.

>>72555793
>>72553008

Our meat is safe because of the shitty chips.

Honestly i'd never thought I'd say this but thanks Mujica, you were the one that pushed the completion of the chip garbage.


The problem is that if Brazil's economy gets fucked up then ALL of South America gets fucked up.

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>>72558284
Worse
Emus

>>72554108
>export shit people
>gets mad when countries reject such people
Wallcucks

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>>72558237
>http://www.mrree.gub.uy/frontend/page?1,inicio,TLC-URUGUAY-CHILE,O,es,0,
Watch it

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>>72558297

Relax, we export more airplanes than meat.

Media is making too much of a fuzz.

>>72558183
>share
Slice them vertically.
A coin toss decides who gets the west chile.

>>72558237
>>72558256
you have no idea how far our connections goes, so choose.
Option A - we talk to britain again and you know how it ended for Brazil and Argentina in the cisplatina conflict
Option B - we talk to US again and you know how it ended for Argentina when kishner almost invaded

>>72558354

Who the fuck wants east chile?

There is only rocks and desert

>>72558314

TL;DR?

Genuely busy here.

>>72558343
Don't you guys have huge cars factories as well?

>>72558365
Pesky uruguay

We should have never allowed you to become independent

>>72558382
Internal market.

>>72558365

I don't think the world will give a shit to Uruguay.

If they didn't gave two shits for ukraine.

>>72558374
2016 TLC with urgay

>>72558367
East Chile best Chile

t.Mountain guy

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>>72558365
>we talk to US again and you know how it ended for Argentina when kishner almost invaded

>>72558382

Yeah, we mostly export to LATAM.

I think mexico has a share as well.

>>72558374
Uruguay has an open invitation to join Alianza del Pacifico

>>72558417
But you guys are only about 2 miles wide so you can basically walk to the sea?

>>72558403

We'll make sure to cause as much international outrage as possible.

DON'T FORGET THE 6 MILLION URUGUAYANS

>>72558405
>>72558437

Oh i see. Kewl...

*revs APC*

>>72558448
yeah no we are not that thin, besides there is the Andes mountain range and the coastal mountain range so it's not that easy

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>>72555819
>wanting to invade Brazil
Wouldn't even know what to do with all the favela gangs.

>>72558466

You have to be jewish for that.

>>72555954
Land yes because of the Andes. The problem with going to war with Brazil is that right now they're not at war and they have a really considerable army. In brazil there are several weapon factories waiting to be put to work and jesus they have a continent sized country to take resources from. They have big numbers already but in case of war they have a shit ton of monkeys trained to fight.

If they decide to weaponize themselves things will change a lot.

>>72558499

Please USA annex us

We promise to provide bunda

>>72558466
what 6 million?
does this mean I already forgot?

>>72558518
Just bring the bunda here senpai. Too many spooky giant jungle snakes in Brazil.

>>72558403
yes, underestimate us. We don´t have a "real" army, we don´t have a great economy but we think ahead of all of you "southamerican brothers". We had made alliances you do not know about or simply because you underestimate us don´t care until hell rains over you.

see this:
http://www.lanacion.com.ar/1413919-cont-uruguay-evaluo-una-guerra-con-la-argentina-por-las-papeleras
while kishner was being a boludo about the papelras we already had made a deal with the US that if Argentina tried something funny we will have their military support.
Do you think you can beat US, EU and China? Do you want your cisplatina so much?
Fuck off brazilian, go war with the chilenitos

we should honestly just glass everything other than argentina and chile

>>72558511

Our standing army is only 400k strong
But all the males are reserve but..

>actually using the reserve for a invasion

Unless we ramp up the production, we also got no naval fleet or airforce to speak of so...

There is no point for an south american country to have an army

>>72558542

>everytime someone invades uruguay they scream so loud that someone comes to rescue them

fuck
my sides

worse than the french

>>72553008
Huh, China and EU have also banned Brazilian meat, meaning Australian beef is going to stay in demand the meat and here in Australia it is going to stay expensive :(. $50/kg for eye fillet.

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>>72558570
and he is proud of that

>>72558542

>Do you think you can beat US, EU and China? Do you want your cisplatina so much?

YES, WE PARAGUAY NAO.

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>>72558511
Brazil is shit get the fuck out stop sucking them off.

We'd beat the shit out of them again if we wanted to

>>72558542

If we get argentina as allies we are unbeatable

Remember the paraguay

Argentina-Brazilian army cooperation is the best of the world

>>72558417

Chile only has north and south man

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>>72558612

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>hurr durr war hurr durr

Shut the fuck up you autists. Conosur depends on us, if we go down, they'll surely go down with us.

Y'all our bitches.

>>72558542
Srsly now, nobody will give a single fuck if either brasil or argies invade you guys. It would be like the ecuador-peru 2 weeks war nobody gave a fuck about, but we all profited

>>72558580
>$50/kg
wewwwww

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>>72558646

>>72558612
>>72558646
>>72558673
>we

that's not you fighting them, my friend.

>>72558673

We gave no fucks about you

Do you think we wouldn't have crushed you under the weight of the imperial army?

6 thousand men is nothing, yet we didn't send more

We literally allowed you separate

>>72558636

Argentina's military is non-existent now, fellow BR.

Read.

http://www.cavok.com.br/blog/nao-existe-nada-ruim-que-nao-possa-piorar/

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>>72558612
>We'd beat the shit out of them again if we wanted to
Top lel. You know pretty well the reason you are independent and it isn't because of your """""""""""""""""""""might""""""""""""""""""""""".

If we meme to hard wont this war come true?

>>72558685

Argentina we should team up again

Don't forget to buy NZ lamb and Aussie beef boys ;) best in the world

>>72558664

If Argentina invades Brazil won't like it, if Brazil invades Argentina won't like it.

If any of the two invades the US won't like it because it would be messing with their turf.

That's how buffer states work, how do you think we survived for 200 years surrounded by two countries 15 and 50 times bigger than us woth no natural defense?

>>72558580
>$50/kg for eye fillet
Damn

>>72558582
of course I am proud, what is the other option, get invaded, get all the people killed? We don´t have air force, don´t have an army, nothing, zero. So play intelligent, you ally.
>>72558636
we were with you in the paraguay war, look how it ended for paraguay.
we were against you in the cisplatina war, were is your cisplatine province...oh, not yours anymore...cry me a river LOSER

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>>72558708
>1 killed vs 800 killed
>5 wounded vs 500 wounded
>the STATE OF CISPLATINA

>>72558664
was that a football war?

>>72558708

>Artigas leading guarani indians while fighting Buenos Aires.

>>72558715
What's a NZ?

>>72558712
>meme come true
>trump
be careful with those memes, anons

>>72558751
that was on central america

>>72558758

This board is a bully free zone. Please redirect your aggression elsewhere

>>72558751
No that actually happened like 20 years ago. The fútbol war was in central america like a hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken.

>>72558343
Did you know that brazilians invented airplanes?

>>72558582
hijo de puta. I will give my life for Uruguay, they are our greatest allies.

>>72558799
Of Australia? Why?

>>72558708
of course, is because of Britain as well you know how they teach you not to touch us.

>>72558795

Yeah, so?

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>>72558708
>>72558743
This one is good too lads

>>72558790
kek srs question now, do you guys get mad because of all those maps not showing you or you meme about it like good lads?

Meat in Uruguay is so good that uruguayans can't stop eating themselves

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>>72558830
Ah yes, the might GAYúchos.

>>72558343
Brazil also exports less than Poland and i don't even know what the hell Poland exports..

>>72558880
consonants and pedos

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>>72558880

>>72558880
Plumbers

>>72558830

I don't think that's a real battle.

Uruguayan rebels? General Sotelo? This was Artigas in the Federal League. Also there isn't a single source and there's not Spanish or Portugese article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_River_Ibicu%C3%AD_(1817)

>>72558542
Man now I remember we'd hear argentinian bombs every week in the border.

Then they suddenly stopped one day, I guess it makes sense now

>>72558838
Kiwis don't get upset about things like that generally but they do compensate heavily with any attention. A tweet from someone in Peru mentioning NZ will be in the news

>>72558902
>Hong Kong
>Singapore

how the fuck do you export more than 100% of your GDP
I literally cannot understand this.

>>72558880

What does have to do with the meat?

The thing is y'all niggers straight from /pol/ needs to calm the fuck down, meat it's not even our main export and y'all keep screaming HAPPENING like it's the end of the world.

I'll give one month for the world forget this shit and they start buying again, shit like this happened before with way more relevant cunts and nothing happened with them.

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>>72558857
Another one, lads. This one is good too.
>>72558818
>Muh Britain
>Muh Brazilians afraid of Angl*s
That reminded me when we almost went to war with Britain because of one of their embassadors. Do you think we backed out? No, we did not and that was during the height of their power. We aren't in the 19th century anymore. It's funny you saying this tho, tells how much you truly know about Brazil's history and why you were left alone.

>>72558941
>Man now I remember we'd hear argentinian bombs every week in the border.
Fucking what? Is this real?

>>72558738
This. Uruguay picked the intelligent option, which is siding with the eternal Anglo in order to prevent any country in South America becoming a superpower.

>>72558964
So the All Blacks are like heroes for NZ?

Speaking of meme wars, this one is the best

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

>>72558984

You do realize those are portugese victories, not yours? as soon as you became independent you lost us.

>>72558996

Yes, so much so that it is actually causing socioeconomic issues with rural role models and education aspirations etc

>>72559021
but you keep posting battles that we (Argentina) won, not you.
or are you literally implying that you are an Argentine province?

>>72559021
This made me wonder, with Portugal having such a good relation wit the brits. Why doesn't Brazil have such relationship with them?

>>72559021
Those were Portuguese-Brazilian troops from Rio de Janeiro, the same guys who later defeated your gayúcho brethren inside our own frontiers. Don't be mistaken, you never truly faced Brazil, but keep posting those few skirmishes as if you did.

>>72559051

Sarandi battle was won on our own since it was an insurrection at that point, after that battle you joined the war formally.

Ituzaingó is shared.

Juncal is entirely yours because obviously there was no Oriental navy.

>>72559043
Wut?
So everyone wants to be a Rugby player?

>>72559063
Spain doesn't have a good relationship with England, but we do dummie

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>>72558997

Yeah sure bud.

>>72559086

Not everyone, but so many that a lot of them don't want to actually do anything realistic with their lives and end up being wife beating brick layers even if they had a lot more potential.

>>72559084

No, the main strength of the 1816 army were the Portugese European troops that had experience in the Napoleonic wars.

Without them the BR army had pathetic results as can be seen in the Cisplatine war.

>>72559085
why don't you just join us already?
it's not like it would harm you in any way, you'd only benefit from it, and there's no wars nowadays in this area because we're all democracies so nobody would give a shit, including Brazil.

>>72559063

We do tho.

We even made Argentina butthurt recently.

https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/232284-argentina-protesta-brasil-permitir-vuelos-malvinas

>>72559132

We've been an independent state for 200 years, we were artificial at the start but not anymore, Argentina has to offer something in return for the loss of independence.

>>72559122
Damn, but I guess it's the same in some parts of Latam were they prefer to play football in hopes of becoming someone rather than educate themselves