GERMANS "HUMANS"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOkvVJ-tAA

Malle is rightful German clay. Leave our party island alone.

>>72543054
British tourists are the best in the world

>>72548413
You can have Ibiza, but Malle is ours.

what's so bad about seeing some middle-aged titties at the beach

>>72548413
You already live on a party island all year. Stay there.

>>72543054
afraid of getting uno germano hardcore vibrator in your ano muchacho?

>>72543054
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you hate Mallorca being our 17th federal state?

>Frequently go on vacation in Spain, in a town south of Barcelona
>Everyone always assumes I'm German
>Some people try to open conversations in broken German
>Try to explain to the locals that Noruega is a different country
>Nobody understands/cares, and I am forever grouped togheder with the fat people with socks in their sandals

>>72549063
It gets the point we dont care. So many tourists that we even forget that they exist.

>>72549063
arr rook same

>>72543054
are germans worse than us?

>>72549063
t. North Germanic colony

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>>72549247
no

>>72549247
Nah, You are the most savages among the savages.

>>72548502
fair

>>72548702
>party island
we fucking wish mate

>>72549303
>>72549315
why? what do we do worse than germans in the videos
im guessing this is personal

>>72549366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wXHrxj5ylM

>>72549366
>https://www.thelocal.it/20160711/three-tourists-take-a-dip-in-17th-century-rome-fountain
you do this kind of things a lot more than others

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>>72549497
also you are uglier

>>72549366
From my experience, from Mallorca and Catalonia, you tend to be generaly far more arrogant and noisy. Also, you do alot of more petty crimes when drunk, and cause alot of more trouble in general.

>>72549572
literally booking a flight right now to go shit in a roman fountain because of this post

>>72543054
afraid of your women getting GERM'D?

>>72543054
fuck off
>>72545512
fuck off
>>72548502
fuck off
>>72548530
fuck off
>>72548702
fuck off
>>72548753
fuck off
>>72549063
fuck off
>>72549196
fuck off
>>72549242
fuck off
>>72549264
fuck off
>>72549303
fuck off
>>72549315
fuck off
>>72549457
fuck off
>>72549497
fuck off
>>72549572
fuck off
>>72549608
fuck off

>>72549742
>unironically defending deanos
give your head a wobble

>>72549742
no pls i'm sorry

>>72549783
t. average Brit

>>72549831
literally booking a flight right now to go shit in a oslo fountain because of this post

>>72549783
Superb post

>>72549608
> more arrogant and noisy.
lies, the rest is probably true

>>72549895
>deano, smithy and the lads on tour aren't arrogant and noisy
hmmm

>>72549264
Do you mean during WW2?

>>72543054

those damn sunbed thieves >:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox-DnmQCUDc

>>72549366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNmbSD0Rhog

>>72543054
Buen video, mis dieses

>>72543054
malle is the single destination for all the literal scum. not kidding. when somebody says hes headding to malle hes either scum or really fucking rich.