>meet a australian in real life >he's a fucking idiot

>>72512906
>meet an american irl
>he tips me then gives me a round of applause
every. fucking. time.

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>>72512906
>idiot faggot

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>>72513120
TOP KEK M8 AUSSIES ARE AWAKE NICE BANTS

Why are Australians obsessed with penis though

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>>72513114

>meet an aussie irl
>it's actually a turbo ultra normie who looks at me like i'm weird
fuck off reeee

>meet an american irl
>expect them to be stupid
>they manage to be even more stupid
everytime

I even didn't realise that Nicole Kidman is australian actress, not an american one.

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>>72513313
>*rubs your belly*
i want a pet american that i can feed fast food and watch him expand all the time

>>72513120
Holy shit aussies have the best bantz

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>meet poortuguese in real life
>he tries to scam me

>>72513570

>meet norwegian in real life
>literally pukes fish on my carpet like a fucking puffin

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>Meet Canadian
>He's a pasty french speaking faggot

EVERY TIME

>>72513900
>meet canadian in real life
>he apologizes

>>72513961
You call those québécois, lad.

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>>72512906
not far off in my experience
>was on board a plane waiting to take off
>pilot announced that navigation system fucked up and instructed us to board another plane
>mfw
>everybody got lined up to exit the current plane
>was waiting til i got a chance to slip into the queue and get my luggage that was stored in an overhead compartement a few seats in front of me (the compartement above me was full of not mine)
>slow queue
>big burly blonde short-haired sunburnt-skin strayan blocked my path
>(fuck! forgot to bring my full armour for this one.)
>he basically took up the whole aisle and stopped the queue (shit. fast travel was unavailable for the moment) just to unload all his and his family's luggage.
>fffffuuuuuu
>alright there's still a gap that i can pass through and get things done quick (>inb4 t. 163cm manlet)
>out of nowhere SNAP!
>"Would you please J U S T let me handle my lugg-" blablablaimplyingsomethingaboutpersonalspace INANECONOMYCLASSFLIGHTblablablaetc
>"b-but i was just gonn-" while pointing to the compartement where my luggage was kept
>he stopped his rant and made a face that looked like he was trying to solve a fourier equation problem in his mind
>he opened up my compartement, grabbed my luggage, and handed them out to me like dropping sacks of potatoes off a helicopter, still in his mucked up expression
>"a-alright than-"
>didn't hear a word from me kept passing me my bags
>"p-please sto-"
>still not giving a fuck until all my bags are on me and then he continued unloading his family's shit
>AND HE STILL DIDN'T LET ME PASS
>ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>i gave up
>got back to my seat til he finished his shit and got offboard with his family, leading the queue he built

ARSE
R
S
E

>>72512906
Oi nah yeah get fukt ya cunt ill bash ur hed in i swer on me mum

>>72513146
>>72513446

are these bots or just bad trolls?
am I missing something?

>be American
>be skinny kid
>grow up to be ostentatiously fat
>now scarred forever by my attempt to attract other American women with my obesity even if I get skinny again
America: never again

>>72515214
Terrible bantz, 0/10, apply yourself canuck

>>72513961
Étouffe-toi avec tes hot pockets, gros tas.
I bet you're on every trap thread on /b/ telling yourself you're not gay.

>>72514283
he gets it :^)

>>72513981
Pretty much

>>72512906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8

>>72512906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5yVcUTbadU

>>72512906
>meet an Irishman in real life
>he's charming as fuck
:3

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>Meet a Canadian irl
>Mistake him for an American

Why the fuck do leafs get so angry about this?

>>72513379
probably many actors you think are american are actually aussie

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>>72517694
>Mistaking someone for an american
rude

>>72517694
>Meet an Aussie irl
>Mistake him for a Kiwi

Does that give you some perspective?

>>72519829
Why

>>72519870
dont worry about my reasons... kid

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>>72517935

>anyone even knowing about kiwis

>>72520668
Eeeeh fair enough. Well, imagine how a brit would feel being mistaken for a Welsh sheepshagger (somehow).

>>72513981
This retarded meme needs to die