>Waking up is the worst part of my day because it means I didn't die in my sleep
>I end up ghosting or hurting every girl I have ever loved
>I have been single because of this for TWO (2) years!
>All my friends have left the country or state
>Words cannot express how fucking lonely I am
>I get physically sick everytime i have a conversation with people in person
>I haven't spoken to people excluding family/cashiers in a year!
>>72508205
>>72508239
>>72508289
>It's another depressed Australian episode
So this is why you guys shitpost so much? It's your only outlet?
>I literally haven't gone an hour without a suicidal thought in 6 months
>Everybody else my age is getting married. I don't even have a single person I can talk to
>>72508351
>>72508412
I've discovered why Australians shitpost so much now. I'm not angry or upset anymore, I just feel bad for you guys.
>intelligent (made A's throughout my undergrad) and in graduate school
>finished doctorate
>no drive to go work or do any independent work
>good looking, healthy, absolutely nothing wrong physically
>spend all my time posting crying frogs on a Mongolian basketweaving forum
>The thought of death is the only joy in my day-to-day life
>I plan on killing myself this year
>all of my friends are leaving me
>probably will lose all of them before the year ends
>I keep making threads about wasting my time doing nothing productive
>I will KEEP making threads complaining about wasting my time on 4chan
I consider this post made by me as my highlight for the day >>72507909
>only thing keeping me from topping myself is cowardice
>i will die alone
>I haven't correctly called dubs in weeks
>I've thrown away every opportunity I've ever had
>>72508325
me
>>72508456
aussies were never meant to be bullied, they had the maddest bantz and you know what they say, the funniest people are usually the ones who hurt the most
>i am completely and utterly along
>i am falling far behind my peers in the race of life
>i am stuck in this horrible minumum wage job that i despise
>i spend every week day dreaming of the weekend then spend the weekend feeling miserable
>i have not felt happy for years
>am am utterly fucking miserable and i want to die
>i am too much of a coward to kill myself
why do aussies want to kill themselves so bad?
>>72510171
Sunstroke over hundreds of times gets to you.
>>72510171
You have no idea how bad it really is
>>72510171
Emu's steal their women
>>72510171
it's not just aussies
>my family won't stop trying to control every aspect of my life
>i comply
>even though I've moved out and have a job
>i feel that I have no control over my life
>born in a 1st world nation to middle-class parents
>receive excellent education
>still a fuck-up with no prospects
>hundreds of thousands years of lineage
>ends with me
>>72510416
>i forgot the image
>so now I look like a faggot retard on my Irish Riverdance discussion board
>>72510486
Humanity is only like 10.000-7,000 years old or so you dumbass.
>>72510544
earths only 6k years old retard
>>72510544
i'll let that hang in the air like a fart
>>72510421
>parents' friends' kids are all doing fine, school or work
>their son is a wreck