I'm a huge Españolboo and dream to one day date a spanish

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>>72496233
Hiya Finland. Most people here love you too.
>are there many cultural differences between northern and southern Spain?
Kind of. The accent is different in almost every province, but it can be grouped as southern and northern accent. There are some cultural differences but nothing you should worry about. In Cataluña they have Sant Jordi and in Andalucia they have Andalucia's day. They celebrate different things but they're essentially the same.
I hope you enjoy the visit if you come here.

>>72496233
Don't come.They will steal your wallet and bully you

>>72496233
>and work there
no jobs bro

>>72496493
I study medicine, surely I could find something if may spanish is on adequate level? I'll try to get an exchange place from there as well.

>>72496233
Poor soul

>>72496692
>I study medicine, surely I could find something if may spanish is on adequate level? I'll try to get an exchange place from there as well.
Medicine or nursing?
Nursing is saturated and for medicine you wuld hae to combalidate your title (it may take a while) and learn Spanish.Just don't come

>>72496373
How hard would you say it'd be to do business with your country? I would love to distribute some television shows to your and many other countries.

>>72496692
sorry for you but high paying jobs are satured in Spain. we have tons of engineers , medics and shieeert

>>72497077
>How hard would you say it'd be to do business with your country?
Hard
> I would love to distribute some television shows to your and many other countries.
There is a lot of companies in that niche

>>72497006
Medicine.

>>72497114
Surely the salary's not as much as it is here, but saturated? I don't take your word for it, have to dig into that myself.

>>72497424
M8 it depends on the region.Maybe if you become a rural doctor you will find something fast.Most cities are saturated for most public jobs so your only option would be public healthcare or rural healthcare

>>72497424
>>72497581
Yeah, a friend of mine has studied Medicine and now is preparing MIR says that public healthcare in Madrid is saturated

>>72497424
>but saturated?
currently we are exporting tons of medics, engineers, etcetcnyc to north europe, is the fact,sadly Spain is not an industrial country and we are fucked .seriously dont come here.

>>72496233

Wow, some of them can pass for white people.

>>72498432
There is no white person in that picture.Are you a nigger?

>>72496233
>live and work there
>work there
You won't fit in then

>>72496233
Stop liking Spain. Nobody likes Spain.

>>72499776
I like you mang (genuinely, not in the gibs me welfare sense)

>>72499776
this

spain is an utter abomination

>>72499776
This

>>72499935
philip did nuffin wrong

>>72496233
I'm sorry you're stuck with their shitty "Spanish", OP.
>inb4 mad Venancios
You know you people speak like shit. That's why everyone makes fun of your dubs.

Depends to the region you move you will find better quality of life or an underdeveloped shithole.
I recommend you to go to the North (Basque country, Navarre) or Madrid. The rest is good only for vacations.

>>72500342
Is Mexican Spanish superior?

>>72500495
Yes, we don't use primitive outdated dialect and sound like Sylvester the Cat. It's as neutral as it can get.

>>72500495
If you are into animal noises it is.

>>72500342
Whatever you say, Arturito&Sitripio

>>72500541
>ay guey pinxe pendejo te la mamastes xd

>>72500596
A todo gas, tio!

>>72500495
Mexicans speak the worst kind of Spanish out there.

They can't distinguish between S, C, Z.

To them is all the same "S" sound.

Everything sounds SsSSsSsSss, it's shrill and strident and it gives me headaches.

>>72500373
Burgos has fewer unemployment than the Basque country and Navarra and a higher GDP per capita

>>72500495
I always thought Colombians had the best Spanish.

>>72500495
Don't believe juan Sanchez mexican spanish is the worst it's literally ugly

Best spanish comes from Venezuela and certain parts of central american countries

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>>72500668

>work there
wew

>>72500670
We don't turn every S or C into a SHH

>oshtia tio dejad de deshir gillipollecesh coño joder

Lmao at Manolos still using >vosotros.

>>72496233
>tu
>eres

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Best Spanish
>Not Cuban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4bqf7fwLVE

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>>72500775
>tu y tus amigos son

>>72500728
oie mi pana chico

>>72500775
>West Andalusian accent
>Spanish

>>72500804
What do Spaniards think of carribean Spanish like Cuba and Puerto Rico? To me it sounds like they are always excited.

>>72500872
The Cuban accent is pretty cool in its own way, it reminds me of the Canarian accent. I don't know much about how puerto ricans speak Spanish other than the fact that they add a lot of garbled English words?

>>72500850
>hola amigos de yutuve, disculpas por no subir VIdeo ayer, pero el güi fi de mi casa se fundió

>>72496233
Do Spanish girls also tell you

>sii papi damelo duro asi asi ufff que rico metemelo metemelo asi asi asi siiiiii uyyy dios mio

?

>>72497922
>currently we are exporting tons of medics, engineers, etcetcnyc to north europe
Damn with all the unemployed people and unneeded specialists opening a business in Spain must mean an endless supply of people willing to work for you... (though I've heard your labour related laws are beyond fucked)

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>>72500955
>>72500850
>>72500747

>>72501020
That's one added benefit to fucking a girl who speaks Spanish.

>>72501020
Pretty much, except for the "papi" part.

>>72501020
No, they say something like.

>aaah que coño, joder, siiii dame tu polla aaa ostia que rico. Me corro!!!

>>72501132
dame tu polla?
que coño?

hahahahahahahhaahahahahaha

why do the spanish have to make everything sounding so gay?

pppfpfffffffpfpfhhhf shitty shit spanish

>>72501029
Yeah, there's a funny thing here that is that you hardly ever can get a job without previous experience. If you can't get a job, how would you get experience?
>though I've heard your labour related laws are beyond fucked
Not only labour related laws, but all of them. Banks steal money and they don't even pay for it. 19% of people are unemployed and 50% of those are working without being hired so that they don't have to pay the insurance.

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Hey, Spaniards out of all of your ex-colonies which one has the funniest accent, best accent, and most retarded accent.
To me it's
>Funniest: Puerto Rico
>Best Accent: Colombia
>Most retarded: I don't really know actually.

>>72501250
Set Mexico as the most retarded and it will be it

>>72501029
Unemployement in Spain is a meme.

Most unemployed people come from the building sector, which imploded after creating a bubble in the last couple of decades due to the mass increase in tourism and immigration and the speculation it created.

Also, big chunk of the unemployed people have a foreign background, we have >6 million immigrants in Spain. There's really not that desperation for jobs as it might seem from the outside, especially not in the more northern regions, the big problem with unemployement is in regions like Cádiz. The problem in Spain is to find a job in shitty employement positions because you have millions of Africans and Latinos dumping the salaries and working conditions because they will enslave themselves just to work serving beers to foreigners in a shitty bar. If you have career you can find jobs relatively easy, but the problem is that in Spain we have one of the biggest percentages of people with university degrees, and we must have the biggest percentage of engineers in the planet, so if you studied that and want a related job in Spain you are going to have problems.

>>72501303
Sounds good I live in Maine, so I've never heard an actual mexican speak Spanish.

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>>72501303
>Best Accent: Colombia
>it will be it

>>72501345
Stop blaming your problems on your former colonies. Without them you would have never gotten to where you are now. You forgot how many Bolivians you massacred in the mines of Potosi? It's only fair that they come back home and look for a slice of the cake.

>>72501384
Well as a non-native speaker of Spanish. The Colombian accent sounds easy to understand.

https://youtu.be/SCuNIIVOqdY

>>72501436
>Stop blaming your problems on your former colonies.

Why are you quoting me? When did I blame anyone? What the hell.

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>>72501492
>chéveres

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>>72496233

Just live in Madrid.

>>72501436
>Without them you would have never gotten to where you are now.
Spain was stomping France in Italy before Cortés set foot in Mexico.In fact they destroy our country with inflation.They should pay reparations for ruining our glorious country.Now fuck off sudaca

>>72501492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnLeof5ySU0

It sounds so arrogant.

>>72501534
To me it sounds neutral, like not weird or jumpy like the way a mexican speaks. Or Puerto Rican which is all jumpy. Spaniard Spanish sounds very proper and the pronounciation is hard for me.

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>>72501577
>In fact they destroy our country with inflation

>>72501594
Sounds good on those bimbos would fugg.

>>72501620
I thought Congolombian Spanish sounds very slow for example

oooojeeee maricaaaaaaa veiaaaaa aquiiiii

coooomoooo asiiiiii?

puueeeeeeeesssss noo seeeeeeeeee

yo sooooy de booooogotaaaaa coloombiaaaa

they make the letters a,e,i,o etc very long

>>72497114
Why don't you Spaniards behave more like you Mexican rape babies or better yet, Americans and find a niche to exploit so you can become business men

The wealthiest people in my country are not college grads, doctors and engineers. They are Joe Shmoe who started roofing when he was 18 and by working 80 hours a week and being competitive and clever becomes a multimillionaire by 30.

>>72500706
I've been to Burgos and quite like the city. Bilbao felt like a nice town as well, but I suppose you'd have to have a car if you lived there.

>>72501771
That's probably why it's much easier for me to understand is that the word pronounciation is made longer.

>>72501828
The best Colombian Spanish is the Paisa accent

so you get vos and sos minus the Argentine pronounciation

vos, sos = patrician spanish
tu, eres= indio and negro spanish

>>72501826
Bilbao has a nice metro.Burgos lacks public transport.

>>72501828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ9UDwQ30ao

>>72501534
>la vamos a pasar bien chévere

>>72502025
I like they way she speaks it, easy to understand. Are you a Spaniard or Latin American in Germany or something?

>>72501914
>vos, sos = patrician spanish

You got it the wrong way. It's:

vos sois = patrician, 17th century gentleman Spanish
vos sos = jungle monkey Spanish

>>72501822
Are you retarded

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>>72502101
dark blue = developed
light blue = medium developed
grey and white = 3rd world shithole

really gets my gear going

Most sexy Spanish accents on girls:

1: Argentinian
2. Andalusian
3. "Proletariat" Madrileño ("ejque", "madriz", etc.)
.
.
.
999. the rest

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>>72502251

ke meme mas chevere boludo le dejo mis dies

>>72502251
Lmao couldn't help, but laugh because it's true.

>>72502296
>Hola Che! Scho me schamo Isabescha, vivo en Vischa Devoto y no me gusta la schuvia. Tengo dos gaschinitas. Como te schamas vos?

Really erotic, gets me so wet desu

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>>72502404
>Lmao couldn't help, but laugh because it's true.
>This is what latinos unironically believe

>>72502505
>be Spaniard
>get excited / surprised / exclaim something
>ALÁ
>takbir

>>72502100
probably latin american

>>72502251
>>72502419
chicano

>>72502834
I'm 100% German

Post your favorite Latin music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysxfhUG5_VA

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>>72502924
>I'm 100% German

>>72502924
>I'm 100% German
then you are scum, 100% confirmed

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>>72503016
>guiri
>invented word for foreigner
>spanish are on the same mental level as indios who use gringo
>mfw

>>72503284
guiri = drunk and uneducated people, literally anon

>>72503284
>barbarian
>invented word for Germanic subhumans
>fucking Greeks and Romans we wuz Suebi an sheit remember Teutoburg forest

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>>72503429
>>72503345
>>72503166
>>72503016

Aren't you guys overreacting a bit?

>>72503555
no really

>>72503555
>expecting people shitposting on 4chinz on a Sunday night to display lofty levels of humor

bro we're the lowest of the low

>>72496461
Who's us?

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>>72503284

>>72502251
>bolivia

>>72500747
every youtube comment by a panchito has this kind of mistake

>>72504451
>implying some andean farmers makes the same as the gauchos of santa cruz

>>72502924
My favorite music is actually Portuguese lmao. I liked this song from Max Payne 3 alot.

https://youtu.be/Qmbxg9Q8l90

ITT I realized the amount of sudaca immigrants posting under the Spanish flag

>>72504605
Have you been to a Favela? When I entered a Favela for the first time all I could think of was Modern Warfare and Max Payne lol

>>72504691
Yeah I've seen documentaries on that shiez it's like American ghettoes and European no go zones combined.

What's the current situation in Venezuela? Is it still on verge of chaos?

>>72504973
Of course but the homicide rates are greatly exaggerated and in the slums only.

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>>72496233
>Date a Spanish girl

>>72496233
Spain is shit and those girls are not real Spanish

>>72505352
Does this apply to Portuguese women too are they similar to your women?

>>72501247
>19% of people are unemployed and 50% of those are working without being hired so that they don't have to pay the insurance.
How does that work?

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>>72505444
I agree.

I'm Galician and I hate Spanish people.

Please, adopt.

>>72501822
It's actually extremely expensive to start your own business or work independently in Spain.

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:3

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>>72496233
why would an autistic cumskin be an españolboo? we represent everything you hate

>>72505859
then annex to Portugal. northern andalusia

My friend went to Rio de Janeiro and got mugged twice within three days; first at gunpoint and then some guapo waving knife at him.

What went wrong?

>>72506567
This. Less lazy "people" sucking our money

>>72506587
He was stupid. Only idiots get robbed when they go abroad

>>72506637
>Less lazy "people" sucking our money
you need us, anon so you can annex to Portugal, (worse than andalusia) if you want.

>>72506706
Well, that's normal if you go to fucking Brazil. I only go to normal places tho. :V

>>72506587
south america is a big shithole.

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>>72506567
Pretty much any country is better than you to be honest.

I'd rather shill for fucking Morocco than defending you in any case, and I'm white instead of "white" like you, but I dislike Castilians a lot.

PS: Aljubarrota.

>>72506945
>Pretty much any country is better than you to be honest.
Galicia is a shithole anon, you whole population migrated to banana shitholes like Argentina or Venezuela, your region itself is shit.

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>>72506945

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>>72507037
Yeah, we were the only hardworking ones while the rest of the country did nothing to fix the Empire. It's why Latin Americans call Spaniards "gallegos", because we were the only indianos who tried to did something about it.

You never had inventions, but we gave you the calculator, your only worthy invention ever. And ll, we even defeated the Counter Armada. If it wasn't for us you would even exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_invasion_of_Portugal_(1762)

British casualties: 14.

kek

I scoff at Lezo. We should have befriended Britain too. That treaty the Portuguese still have is a good idea. Oh, and Portugal helped the British to steal Gibraltar from you.

You'll never have the Rock back.

>>72496233
I actually got a job offer in Cadiz. Thinking about whether to go or not.

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>>72506945
>Galicia
>white

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>>72507309
Selling roses I presume. Just don't rape passed out foreigners.

>>72507527
But we wuz kang like Barbosa.

I don't care, anon. If the French invaded the peninsula again I'd probably side with Napoleon just to screw you. :)

>>72507527
And lol, almost forgot this one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cape_Passaro

XD

>>72507628
I don't care for Spain, pal, I'm Madrileño and Castilian

>>72507529
Do you have many Argentines selling crap to tourists?

>>72507529
It's a defence company and an engineering job. The biggest problem is that I don't want to learn spanish.

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>>72507730
We also crsuhed you in the revolt of 1640 jajaja

So many, many Portuguese victories against the Castilian pigs lol

It's pathetic you failed to annex Portugal so many times even though you outnumber us in a proportion of 1/5.

I currently live in Madrid. It's shit. It's full of dog shit everywhere, pollution, people is rude and bad-mannered, you torture bulls for fun like a shitskin and you don't even have relevant monuments at all because Spain achieved nothing. Madrid is a little town compared to Paris and London and your inferiority complex when you compare yourself to the rest of Europe is gigantic.

You're a failure. Period.

I may be "Northern Andalusia", but I prefer becoming Barbosa so the rest of the World don't think I'm another Spixico like you. It's nauseating I speak Spanish. I wish English or Portuguese was my main language.

I don't want to be like you.

You suck.

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>>72504219
>tfw when Brit living in Spain
>tfw always get associated with these people
>tfw always get followed by Moroccans trying to sell me shitty hash as if I don't know about the social clubs

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>>72508215
Portugal stronk.

Spain is de jure Dutch clay.

>>72507978
>It's a defence company and an engineering job
NAVANTIA? dont steal our jobs, i am engineer too ,you filthy paki

>>72508274
never now fuck off

>>72508553
No need to get angry, Esteban. Just come home.

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>>72508274
Indeed you stole Gibraltar from them and they gave you the rock forever in a treaty they now consider "unfair". How lame! XD

Both Portugal and Holland helped to steal Gibraltar from the ugly Castilian spics. Now Gibraltar is better than the rest of fucking hespain thanks to based oldest ally being a bro. :)

We still have the Treaty of Windsor, we don't really need our own army whereas they don't even have nukes because they're weak and pathetic like Apegentina being butthurt over stolen clay too, and other hardworking Iberians like Catalonia and Euskadi hate them a lot because they're niggers having siestas and fiestas all the time. They're just brown, arrogant, stupid people.

The Royal Navy would rape the Armada in a day.

Bring it.

>>72508670
stop joao with this shit

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>>72508697
Lol, does it hurt you?

Too much truth to you, spic? At least we are never compared to fucking Mexico like you. They invented pretty much everything and you'll never be fully white.

They even had their own Blas de Lezo, you know?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Augustus_Eliott,_1st_Baron_Heathfield
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Siege_of_Gibraltar

But of course you didn't know this.

Lezo was Basque and not Castilian. Castile was always a turd. :D

Even Mozart preferred Britain inventing everything over taco Spain being useless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqMjMnSxS4

Lol, fucking Beethoven and Mozart composed top-notch music for the Eternal Anglo. Call them pirates if you want, but at least they have class and the only reason why you call them "pirates" is because they always outsmarted you.

What does fucking Spain has? Shakira and Sabina?

>>72508553
>NAVANTIA? dont steal our jobs, i am engineer too ,you filthy paki
No it's another company. Plus, they're willing to pay a lot so it's not like I am under cutting someone else.

>>72509014
>be Joao
>immigrate to Spain
>work long hours in underpaid construction job
>get bullied on a daily basis
>finally back home after a long shift
>crack open a Sagres and go on /int/
>it's payback time

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>>72509014
>immigrate to Spain
you almost got me there
wheh lad

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>>72509519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34XrdXiOQTY

>the butthurt in the comments

"B-b-but muh counter armada!!".

Please, don't be pathetic.

You're the second most butthurt country on /int/ after permamad Argentina. I prefer total irrelevancy over lack of honor and being a complete clown like you.

And the Tercios weren't that terrible. The Dutch eventually won their independence war (and humiliated you stealing Gibraltar in revenge) and France put and end to your Tercios in Rocroi. You were a nigger compared with Napoleon, and you "won" that war thanks to an Anglo-Portuguese army.

We helped you You should be grateful.

You dislike France and Britain, yet even today you have a gabacho king and Britain owns part of your land. Even Franco gave Moron and Rota to murrika because at least Americans are strong and now weak and beta.

You're the kid everyone bullies.

Spain sucks historically. I don't like you.

No one does.

i love finnish !!!

>>72509519
enserio es un joao?

>>72507037
Galicia is pretty much the best region to live in, might not have much money but is pretty far from being a shithole
Southerners are so fucking loud all the time and have no respect for anything or anyone

>>72509911
Half-Joao.

I have family in both Portugal and Galiza, but I clearly prefer Portugal over Spain because no one likes you.

>>72510019
It is.

As half-Portuguese I also love Asturias and Euskadi. Euskadikun is nice. :o

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>>72510055
>Be Portugal
>Too irrelevant that no one dislikes

>>72510055
you have to go back hombre

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>>72510371
Not really, I'm culturally enriching one of your women with Barbosa's sperm now. She likes sucking my dick.

Your own women prefer fucking foreigners instead, you're all too poor and unemployed to get laid and Majorca is Germany's toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AUf1gQ2c_s

>>72509763
Little Joao slowly tries to make his way to his computer.
His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor littered with empty Sagres bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildoes.
He seats himself on his dirty and run-down chair which groans at the shock of his two-hundred extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it and presses the start button on his outdated computer.
As his computer boots up with a humming sound Joao picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the Portuguese Internet Defense Force, containing various instructions for debate with Castillians in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat and very smelly hands.
One of Joao's fat arms accidentally knocks down one of his countless empty vaseline tubes and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten.
Shlomo was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Elvira, you dirty castelhana bitch, why wouldn't you love me?", Joao whimpers under his heavy breath.
Suddenly all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Joao. Being rejected by his love, her filthy castelhao friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the castillians for his own failures.

>>72509763

"I don't need this stupid Spic bitch anyway! Or any inferior taco girl for that matter!", Joao bitterly mumbles filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Elvira into the trash which is already filled to the brim with used kleenex tissue papers.
Finally logging into his computer Joao is greeted by his home wallpaper consisting of a huge Brazilian cock. After discovering the internet he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach some preto stud about his feelings just so that he could lose his virginity before he turned 25.
Still, Joao had not found the courage to talk to anyone except for his maezinha after he finished high school for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck black dick,... ", he sighed.
Joao opens up his outdated internet explorer and searches on bing for 4chan's "international" sub-board. Suddenly he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job in construction or become a towel salesman like his father Alberto Ferreira.

>>72510476
why do you live in my country? get out fucking parasite

>>72509763
"Please get a real job Joao! I'm begging you!", she would say, but she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the chosen nation of Portugal from these scumbag castillians on the internet whose ultimate goal it is to wipe him off the map! Joao now begins to type on his keyboard: You butthurt taco niggers, listen up here..."
After a short time of posting on 4chan Joao is sweaty and frustrated yet again like so often before. "ESPANHOIS DE MERDA!", he agressively yells at his computer monitor. Joao is so upset that he actually knocks his Applejack pony figure off his desk. Twin streams of salty tears flowed down Joao's cheeks. "O mar salgado," he thinks, as his tongue tastes the briny secretions of his pitch-black eyes, "quanto do teu sal são lágrimas de Portugal!"
Little Joao sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while.
"I'm sorry Applejack.", he says. Joao then turns to his wall which he has covered in MLP and cuckold posters. In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arch words "REMEMBER ALJUBARROTA".
Now Joao euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Portugal in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types endlessly:

"Oh, you useless Spic pigs..."

Don't Spaniards and Portuguese get along?

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>>72510582
>i had time to write all this
>I am the 22.7%
Que poeta.

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>>72510494
Stay mad.

>>72510554
Because I like getting your jobs and you women, NEET. At least I have a job, and you don't have one.

>>72510663
No.

Castile is the black sheep of the Iberian family everyone hates.

>>72510900
portugueses were strong as fuck holy shit

>>72510963
So they are basically a Catalonia who actually got Independence?

>>72511161
another inmigrant parasite.

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>>72511161
Basically.

And fucking saved, that pasta is hilarious.

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>>72511109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKZd0yixaYA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cochin_(1504)

>>72510663
i like most portuguese people i've met
only idiots from either country would hate the other, mostly for irrelevant historical reasons or memes

>>72511374
So kinda like Americans and Canadians, only meme tier banter online, but in real life they like each other.

>>72511109
Não sejas estranho.

Vocês injus também não eram nada maus.

O conflito contra os Holandeses não foi só ganho por nós, meu amigo de corte à tigela.

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>>72510494
>>72510541
>>72510582
Que poeta, mano. Nunca he leido algo tan gracioso pasta. 8.5/10 Moortugal BTFO.