>Wake up >Britain has launched a full colonial invasion

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They got beat by a fucken tornado last time

Even god goes against the red coat

>Wake up
>Check time
>Go back to sleep

lel, no sea. ur fucked now, britboys

>>72478892
Would willingly join 2bh

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>British pirates voyage through the Pacific or arrive by Honduras
>they get robbed and murdered on the spot

>>72478892
Depends. If modern britain, kick their shit in. If based anglocentric British empire, welcome them with open arms.

I, for one, welcome our British overlords

Um, alright

>>72478892
*has a think*

hmmmmmm

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lmao

>>72478892
Yes, because we'll call our Americabros for help, and America would annihilate the British army in seconds

>modern day bongs

I'd fight to death.

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They'll have some trouble.

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>>72479034
>You were losing so badly that's why we ran to the North and risked death because uhh
DELETE THIS POST YANK!

>>72479117

>try to invade from the south because muh cotton
>end up going so far inland you have to scrounge off the land
>end up pissing off any of the loyalists you were trying to get to fight for the king because you steal their food
>end up getting driven back by fat, drunk southerners

LMAO

>>72479038
Your not worth making the U.K. An enemy especially since there nuclear power with Operation Doomsday

>>72478892
>bongs reach the coast
>immediately kidnapped by the cartel and beheaded

>>72478892
Well, it depends. Obviously we can mop the floor with them conventionally, but they have several hundred nuclear weapons. If the British are going in suicidal, going all "charge of the light brigade", then there is no good ending here. If they don't to use nukes, the no biggie, we just dispatch a couple carrier strike groups, annihilate their navy, split their country up into 4 countries, formally occupy the place, the end.


>>72479038
Yeah, this. Basically any US ally is safe in this scenario.

>>72479155
UK nukes don't work
When they fired a warhead without the payload at an African island last year, it fired in the wrong direction and landed in the Atlantic Ocean
British nukes are pieces of shit that don't work

>>72479038
>Implying they would care if we offered them the North island

>>72478892
The sun has set on the british empire

>>72479038
> Americabros
> Have dragged us into useless wars since the 50s
> ANZUS is no longer adhered to

Truly our greatest ally

>>72479188
Do you got a source on that? I don't remember hearing about it.

Also are you sure it wasn't intentional, if it was a misfire, somehow, then they may have adverted it's course to crash into the ocean. I don't see why they'd just randomly launch a damn nuke at some random island. Unless it was uninhabited. Even still I thought nuclear tests were banned?

>>72479230
I genuinely can't think of a single war we've dragged you into. You don't even let us park our boats in your harbors because they're all nuclear powered and apparently New Zealanders are allergic to nuclear radiation*. Can you jog my memory?


*Pussies

>>72479207
>The sun has set on the british empire

It actually hasn't. If you look at modern Brit territories, they're spread out in such a way that the sun still doesn't set on their empire. Terrific stuff. They've got islands in the Caribbean, the Atlantic, the Indian Ocean, the Pacific...

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>>72478892
>Our colony is trying to colonize us
I'd dress up as a Provo and plink at limey ships from a beach

>resisting

Why would we resist the reunion of the Empire?

Fucking Rule Britannia

>>72479188
>brirish nukes would fly in random directions

That's terrifying

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>>72479230
>ANZUS is no longer adhered to
I wonder why....

>>72479263
Vietnam and both Gulf Wars. Also Afghanistan, but at least that one served a purpose.

>>72479313
Shit, you were in Vietnam? And Iraq? And Iraq again?

>>72479313
America should have finished the job in Vietnam and the middle east
Liberal cucks keep thwarting America's plans of fixing these shitholes
Look at South Korea under us rule and Vietnam under communist rule
Go back to China Zhang

>>72479324
Yes, following our American allies. Dog Bless. First gulf war we had a very minimal role though, only really the second that troops saw combat operations.

>>72479332
>America should have finished the job in Vietnam and the middle east

Our conservatives got bored, and our hippies wouldn't stop bitching.

>>72479334
>First gulf war we had a very minimal role though, only really the second that troops saw combat operations.

Oh man, so you guys only really got involved in the bad gulf war. Bad luck.

>>72479242
https://news.vice.com/story/uk-government-under-pressure-over-nuclear-missile-misfire

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Doubt they'd be even able to set shore before being sunk.

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>>72478892
You and what army can harm me?

>>72479263
NATO automatically pulls them in mate

>>72479399
>bongs launch a missile to disable coastal defense guns
>it goes the wrong way

>>72479477
New Zealand isn't in NATO you fucking retard. What does NATO stand for? Think about it carefully. Work through each letter of the acronym carefully. Google it if you have to. Then turn off your AOL connection, go outside, and fuck your sister you stupid fucking Appalachian hick.

>>72479606
Same concept

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANZUS

>>72479430
The army that isn't fighting a civil war

Jesus fucking Christ they can't live without us, can they?

Siesta

>>72479622
NZ excluded themselves from ANZUS some years ago because they're anti-nuclear and the US wanted a few nuclear sub's to visit NZ, so NZ threw a bitch fit and stopped coming to meetings and being a part of basically anything related to ANZUS. Since about the mid 2000's they've been kind of making a return to it slowly.

>>72480460
Seems like a very silly hill to die on. Do they think they'll be spared from the inevitable Russian and/or Chinese nuclear attack because of it?

>>72480572
I'm not sure. Kiwis aren't too good at understanding geopolitics. They think just because they're a tiny island in the middle of nowhere that they'll be spared by whatever happens.

Its the exact reason we've been bros for years. We understand the concept of betting on the winning horse.

>>72478892
*nukes London

>every country ITT has a story of how we already invaded them

really made me think

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>>72481569
We have a story of how we became the ruler of yours

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>>72478892

>>72481569
And we have a stoy of how you we ruled yours for centuries.

>>72480190
I can't love without you Malta <3

>>72481598
>>72481843
we are a melting pot of diversity and we accept all visitors

>>72481820
Kek at the impaled Negropolitan

>>72478892
I realise I'm back in an area with musket guns,so I create an automated system to make semi auto guns and become a trillonaire.

>>72478923
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>>72482060
/int/ banter is better than /pol/

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>>72482317
wait a minute.. that flag..

>>72482417
*Horn sounds*
ITALIA REGIO PASA
ITALIA

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Send the cavalry!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

they tried WITH the french
the french were obviously too arrogant and ran aground
got btfo
then both fled

I'd celebrate and join her majesty's army desu

>>72481877
<3 love you forever

>>72478973

You've escaped Reddit.

How long until you escape Australia?

>>72482317
Sounds like you were starved for good banter.

>>72478892
It's what we do best.

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>>72479034
Do they not teach american kids about France's role in the revolutionary war ?

>>72484999
pretty much we walk into class chanting USA USA USA and turn around and walk right back out and go to mcdonalds.

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>>72479606
...Near....America...To...Orchestrate?

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>>72481820

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>>72478892
It would violate our neutrality and give the EU a good excuse to form that army, which Britain doesn't want. Essentially the war would come down to how long we could hold out before France and Germany come over.

>>72484940
>implying America didn't start the pacific war

>>72485461
No, you didn't. And the only reason the Japanese started it was because they thought all Americans were complete pussies, when actually some Americans are only partially pussies.

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keep them busy in the Ardennes until Russia wins their war.

>>72479188
You are chronically retarded.

The "British" nukes are exactly the same as the American ones they use on their submarine. Out of the 156 times this weapon has been tested only 6 have failed, which makes it the most reliable ICBM /SLBM in the world.

>>72486689
>implying they won't go on strike when they're actually needed

>>72485364
>That Greek delusion

HOWLING

>>72486689
You mean the missiles are American? The warheads themselves are developed and made in Britain.