>tfw no german wife to bake a cake >tfw no caring, loving,

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>>72452524
>tfw no slavic cutiewife to make кypиный cyп and блины c мopoшкa-cream and warm кoмпoт for dessert after we played all day в caдe making snowmen with our kids who will grow up and make us дeдyшкa и бaбyшкa

>tfw no cute russian materialist wife who will constantly yell at me to buy her things, deny me sex and let's her alcohol addicted unemployed brother sleep in our living room

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>tfw no Russian milf to give me a titwank and make me disgusting chicken in jelly and other russian food

>>72453035
This is not a thread for meanies

>>72453035
>>72453045
Fuck you, be nice to Rosija. he is good guy.

No one wants to feel together?

>>72453045
dayum

>>72452524

its not a cake its a pie

>>72453045
Chicken isn't going to jelly I think.

>>72452524
You don't missed anything, trust me. They're on one level with british trash, just less slutty.

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>>72455696
forgot pic

>>72455696
they're not like that

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>>72456921
Are slavic cutiegfs like that though?

>>72457158
idk

sometimes i go though instagrams and see young couple with kids, and woman are beautiful and lovely, and they love their husbands probably a lot
but thats not my life

>>72457314
That is what we want though, we can both get it I am sure. We must have faith.
>>72452921

>tfw no hot Spanish or Italian wife to make me food that is far superior to German or English garbage
>tfw no hot Spanish or Italian wife to give me passionate sex

>>72459364
german wife can learn to cook spanish or italian food in 5 mins

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>tfw cuck
>tfw no gf to cuck me

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>tfw no german wife to club with the buttstock of my rifle only to rape her while her husband watches nailed to the nearest lamppost
feels bad

>>72454789
What's the chicken in jelly thing called m8?>

>>72462744
He's bullshitting you.
chicken jellies very well.
just add gelatin lol

it's called zimne nogi (cold feet)

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>>72462892
Fucking hell do poles it this too?

>>72462920
Yeah it's pretty fucking good.
But I prefer the more vegetarian version of it, with peas, hard boiled egg, carrots and so forth.

In russian it's called holodets iirc.

>>72462993
holodecks

>dfw keine susse katze fur mich

Wtf is this cake/pastry/pie called Germans? Got this all the time whenever I drove through Speicher

>>72462744
>>72462892
I've just never heard about this dish in my life. Maybe because holodets is not popular here. I've only seen beef holodec, it was like 15 years ago.

>>72463301
Streuselkuchen

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>>72452524
Germanic women are ugly espacialy German ones. Ive became bi because of it
t.slav in Germany

>>72467277
my waifu is german(bavarian? alpinide phenotype? also her surname is geman, not -berg or -mann) and she is super suss

>>72466974
super sexy!

we have the same in russia, i ate it few years ago. popular thing in grocery shops

>>72467351
Every country has good looking women but most German women look bad manly and have no sense for fashion

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>>72467484
>>72467499
Dont get me wrong i dont hate Germans or something. They have cool cities and ok history, but someone with a "fetish" for German women probaly never was in Germany and thinks that all of them look like picrel.

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>>72467694
Majority of the girls in the Netherlands look like that, muh dick

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>>72452524
Do German woman still cook? I don't think most single American girls can.

>>72467945
>Majority of the girls in the Netherlands look like that, muh dick
They fucking don't they look like fucking horses have you EVER actually been to holland?

>>72468052
is they can't, it takes 1 day to learn

>>72469456
>is
if

>>72469456
>1 day to learn
Yeah, except they still wont be good after one day.

>>72462920
>aspic
>terrine
>sülze
You do it, we do it, everyone does it.

>>72452524
>OP seeds comfy idea that I will never attain, into my brain
wtf cunt

>>72470633
>first world complains again episode
how is 4k witcher on 2x1080ti?

>tfw no german gf to strap me down and discipline me with a whip for making her be late for something

>>72471859
It's OK, but I'm still saving up for my third Titan Graphics Card. I'm only getting 90-115 fps.

>>72471959
stop right now. thread abour >tfw no german wife to teach Ordnung is for tomorrow.

>>72472099

sorry, I didn't get the fax.