>Be me >At a city-organized St Patrick's Day festival

Calling anybody Australian is pretty rude

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>>72434566
Not as offensive as asking if they're C*nadian.

>>72434609
Leafs are okay except for quebec, Australia is the country version of a special needs classroom.

>>72434543
We really really like getting noticed.
Everybody asks if we're Australian not just Americans.

I did this once in Bryce Canyon National Park

>what part of New Zealand are you from?
>how did you...
>*smile*
>*literally shaking* no, really, how did you know?

>>72434676
But your accent is very distinct. I've met Australians who could be indistinguishable from an east-coast Englishman.

>>72434703
kiwi is closer to british than aussie,
australian is like nails on a chalkboard
kiwis talk like theyre perpetually asking a question

>meet New Zealander
>do an underarm bowl against him
>he starts crying

>>72434719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsTgMCfdBk

We get really excited when foreigners give us attention. Last week on the news there was entire segment about some US talk show host mentioning us (That, and buying some property here)

Tfw I'm unable to distinguish accents in English yet
Sorry kiwibros ;_;

>>72434789
What kind of accents are there in Russia?

>>72434816
If you mean ethnic Russians there are:
Northern (with accent on O and pretty slow)
Southern (they say G like GH and have loner vowels)
Muscovite (with accent on A, pretty fast)
Russians of Urals, Siberia and Far East don't have noticeable difference

If you mean other ethnicities, there are plenty

>>72434543
its fine, even british people cant tell the difference between their accents. well done on being less autistic than 99.9% of 4chan and managing to read his face though.

I want to cum inside a New Zealandian girl's vagina so badly.

https://youtu.be/vrg0-ApXRDU?t=7m29s

>>72434774
once Taylor Swift wore an All Blacks jersey and it was national news

>>72435009
the Block NZ is pretty shit mate, probably even worse than the Australian one

>>72435034
W-what can I do so you would notice me? :3

>>72435146
please watch our sport

>>72435162
we have 2 NZ rugby players in our city

>>72434719
yah facking galah cunt

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>>72434643

>>72434643
Rude!

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>notice womans accent
>ask if she's from South Africa
>she says Zimbabwe
>I say 'You mean Rhodesia'
>she gives me a knowing smile

Never understood why kiwis always get mixed up with us. Completely distinct accents. They sound more South African than Australian.

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>>72435908
>I say 'You mean Rhodesia'

>>72437038
I know what you mean. I can understand not being able to pick a Western or South Australian accent from an eastern state one, but New Zealand's accent has fundamental differences in vowel sounds.