My manager wants me transfer to a brazilian branch. How

You'll be fine

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You will feel at home in the favelas

>>72425451
depends on where you're going but I'd say you're pretty fucked.
look at all these brazilian flags

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

If i ever come across you in my country i gonna steal all the gold you stole from us and more
Tugas putos

>>72425519
Of course I'll be far away to a favela.

>>72425593
Probably I'll go to São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro. I'm fucked!

>>72425605
Alright, Da Silva. I'll not visit your favela.

>>72425709
São Paulo is alright though.
Rio well, not so much.

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>>72425451
you'll feel at home

>>72425806
Rio is pretty aight outside of the favelas, BRs just like to exagerate on this board.

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>>72425896
no matter what we say gringos won't believe. at least argentiniansbro know it

Enjoy the better standards of living I guess.

Thanks dudes, I'm both scared and excited for this journey. I've never been in south america, but I hope that everything goes well.

>>72425806
>Rio well, not so much.
Not true, but understandable of you to say this. Argies aren't very liked in Rio.

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>>72425451
>another one bites the dust

find a qt shemale and post pics

>>72425451
at least its not Angola

what city?

>>72426347
Are you from Rio?

>>72425451
sounds like fun, to be honest, Rio looks beautiful. Well, the rich side, at least.

>>72426405
No.

>>72426347
Interesting graphic. Do you have the source?

>>72426400
Probably São Paulor or Rio de Janeiro.

>>72426424
Yeah, it is fun. I'm sure I'll have a lot of new experiences there... but at the same time a little bit scared.

>>72426462
http://super.abril.com.br/multimidia/republica-imigrante-brasil-683294.shtml

>>72426517
>Probably São Paulor or Rio de Janeiro.
Why "probably"? You should know where you're staying, unless you're doing illegal work.

>>72426441
So why are you talking about portuguese immigration then? Majority of portugueses went and go to Rio, not your place to talk.

>>72426576
Between São Paulo and Favela de Janeiro I'd rather go for SP tbqh.

>>72426701
Wel...errr, good for you, m8. However, that's not relevant. You tried to mock the portuguese fellow because many of his countrymen live/lived in Brazil, but you aren't even from the region that received most of them. Your attempt was pathetic, so is your life.

>>72426568
There are more than one branch that I can go.

>>72427005
Then go ask /luso/ when you're all set. How are we supposed to help you when you don't even know where you're staying, Mourotuganistanês.

>>72426904
Thankfully it's your state that's receiving all those low IQ Iberians and not us. They'll fit right in.

>>72427082
Mate, you are free to think whatever you want to, but if you don't know about something, avoid talking about it. Otherwise you might come off as an ignorant (and low iq) fellow. Thanks for the laugh tho.

Deixa de ser marica, entende?

>>72425451
I've been to Rio and never had a problem. It's a fun city and people have always been friendly to me.

anoes alguem me explica a parada da previdencia?
site de noticia soh explica pelo lado dos manifestantes vermelhinhos

>>72425451
if it make you feel any better, I live in a noble neighbourhood and never been mugged in my entire life

>>72425451

which region?

>>72425968
>>72425896

Rio is a pretty nice city if bar the niggers, which are only like half the people.

Sao Paulo is a different beast. Like I guess you could draw it under a hipster light of adventure in the 'urban jungle', but for people working 8 hour days, you are talking of commuting 3 hours each way in a commie block tropical hellhole.

>>72428564
>you are talking of commuting 3 hours each way in a commie block tropical hellhole.
The people living there actually enjoy being stuck in traffic forever and think public transport and bicycle lanes are a communist scheme to control people's lives.

They are an odd bunch.

come home, white man

>>72428656
Buenos Aires is turning into the same. Used to be a great place to use public transport. Not so much anymore. Don't think driving has gotten much better, it's the same long ass trip in traffic but at least you are not standing up cheek to cheek with strangers.

>>72428784
It really isn't bad when you get used to it. Anyone who has been to São Paulo SP always enjoy the experience. Big cities are definitely enjoyable. Also:

>falling for the public transport commie meme
The only thing that actually matters about public transportation is the metro system, because it's legit, functional and the epitome of capitalism.

>>72431723
Then how come SP has a pathetically small metro?

you have to provide your salary
if you are going to live on 300 Euro a month you are fucked
if you are going to live on 3000 euro a month you will have a good life

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>>72428656

THEY PAINT THE BIKE LANES RED

>RED

MALDITOS COOOOOOMUNISTAAAAAAAS!!!!

dorsomirto 2018

>>72431854
Because a metro system is only built when it's actually needed, dumb monkey.

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>>72431960
>closing an eye to aim with iron sights
What a dumb fucking ape. You only close an eye if you're non-BAC aiming with scopes.

>>72431964
SP has pretty horrible traffic so it is actually needed right now.

Will you still be paid in euros?

If yes, do it. You know the language and you will have more money than you have there so you can use it to surpass your lack of natural charms and get some women so you don't have to shitpost in a friday night.

>>72432045

This dude probably snatched some money from your parents and also ended our nuclear arms program. What would you expect from such cunt

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>>72432069
Yes, but you don't have the money to actually build that because you're happy 93% of your GDP is being wasted on corruption for a banana republic and to feed a bunch of Marxist wild monkeys.

Bravo, São Paulo!

Youll propably gets loads of underage brown pussy.
Just watch out for the monkeys since theres a high chance they will rob/kill you

>>72432196
The thread is about Brazil, not Greece.

>>72432217
>t.monkey

>>72432152

This.
Prepare for filthy emboabas calling us facist delusional paulistas while enjoying their infrastructure built with our money

Always remember:
Non Ducor, Duco

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>>72432238
t. parasitic cockroach

>>72432196
>>72432238

dont you got denbts to pay

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>>72432242
>Non Ducor, Duco
>Pro Brasilia Fiant Eximia

>that contradiction

Bravo, São Paulo!

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>>72432152
>Turkey
Is this the paulista Koksal Baba?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED-pL3EyeV8

Do Brazilians and Portuguese have different accents? Do different areas of Brazil have different accents?

>>72432371
Yes and yes.

>>72432371
No, we all speak a Spanish dialect. Now back to /balt/.

>>72432196
I wish! I am rich enough to people envy me here but I still can only get old pussy. Never was able to get bellow 19 so far.

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>>72432329

this motto was originally Pro S.Paulo Fiant Eximia as idealized by José Washt but we had to change it to Brasilia to make the federal government happy, which is fucking lame

>>72432367
>São Paulo
>not the legitimate hier of the Ottoman Empire
Bla bla Habib's bla bla Armenian genocide dindu happen bla bla Alá Cabar

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>>72432480
>Pro SP
>they actually have the map of SP stamped on their flag

What a bunch of worthless cucks you lot.

>always Ducor, never Duco
laaaaamoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>72432522
>SP
*Huehue

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>>72432522
>this flag
delet this

>>72428564
so sounds like rio is alright but if you take a wrong turn you are dead. but if you don't you will be ok.

>>72432609
"Choose your destiny."

- Shao Kahn

>>72425451
You'll feel at home as a non-white.

>>72426517
Most likely p, you'll be sent to the northeast, my man. Good luck!