>Americans have to microwave their shoes to make the

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Why are Americans so obsessed with microwaves?

No, I prefer my shoes chilled.

But I do keep my microwave in the fridge.

>>72419225
It's their personal hotline to the white house :^)

>>72419225
That's what they use to cook everything

>>72419249
then where do you put your shoes on Easter?

>>72421296
DUDE

>>72419273
>tfw your microwave gets too hot and you have to put it in the fridge
>tfw your fridge gets too cold and you have to put it in the oven

>>72421296
Even unwanted children?
https://www.sott.net/article/306474-Mother-found-guilty-of-killing-her-2-month-old-baby-in-microwave

Oh no wait, it's Asian. Incapable to feel empathy.

>>72422001
Why are the Finns so uppity today?

>to make the sweat inside hot.

What did he mean by this?

>>72421296
sanka, you dead?