Does anyone else find it hard to be friendly with Germans? They're

>>72415043
his opa was prolly killed by some nazi or something like this

they are just a gross people.

He's insecure about giving handshakes now.

>>72415151
It's all your pm's fault. I thought he was supposed to be a nice guy.

>>72415193
He fucking REKT your president

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>>72415209
I don't think anyone was expecting him to do something like that.

>>72415249
It was all a ruse.

>>72415043
based

>>72415043
the only /int/ posters that randomly bully me more are the swedes

>>72415360
nigger

>>72415360
faggot

>>72415043
That was a very weird and cold press conference between two supposed allies.

>>72415360
bitch

>>72415360
fatass

>>72415360
Moron

>Shaking a woman's hand.

>>72415043
beautiful submissive mummy may vs. horrible ugly stinking orc merkel

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>>72415360
D-dummy

>>72415790
>>72415633
>>72415569
>>72415533
>>72415464
>>72415433
It's okay, this bullying isn't as bad as random bullying.

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>>72415043

>>72415193
What happened?

>>72415506
They agree on practically nothing, what do you expect?

>>72416423
He made Trump lean forward slightly when they shook hands.

>>72416423
Trump has this bizarre "power handshake" thing where he tries to pull people who shake his hand towards him. Trudeau stopped him from doing that, and spawned a ton of memes where people suddenly became aware of how weird Trump's handshakes are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U3iiMG-Y4

>>72416361
You will die alone and afraid.

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>be me
>always nice to foreigners
>"lol stupid kraut-cuck, t.mohammed, shitmany xDxDxD"
>mfw

It´s really hard to be nice with you as well. You constantly insult and bully us.
Why do you hate us?
We do have feelings, you know?

>>72416627
STUPID
DUMB
KRAUT
SCUM

>>72416627
culturally suicide bombing europe does that

You're supposed to be factual with us, not friendly. I don't care about your white smile.

>>72416627
it's simple, you are scum

>>72416583
Look at him go, he's like a professional fisherman striking the biggest bass of his life.

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>>72416627
I know that feel. No matter how nice, informative or respectful I am, I'll always be bombarded with "lmao u r gypsy".

I thought Angela Merkel couldn't speak English, or at least was very bad at English

Did Trump and Angela actually have a conversation?

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>>72416701
>culturally suicide bombing europe

>>72416627
Most actual Germans stay in /deutsch/ and most of the remaining ones are "Greeks" who are absolutely leaf tier, don't take it personally.

>>72415043
So trump showed the world again he is a fucking moron and you are blaming germans?

>>72416840
t. Jose

>>72416776
I really can´t tell if they are trolling me or if they´re serious.

>>72415360
trump

>>72416794
Almost all world leaders can speak English but most choose not to do in publically because it's at a level where they would be at a disadvantage. Putin speaks English too but never does it publically beyond a few examples on YouTube.

>>72416849
no
t. poltard

>>72416850
Germany-chan, do you think Americans speaking broken German with a strong American accent is attractive?

>>72416931
>pol
blatant newfaggotry, fuck off

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>>72416612
I don't think so. Alone, yeah, but it will be with sweet relief, not fear.

>>72416668
>>72416701
>>72416710

Wow. Thanks for being so nice

>>72416627
I'm sorry niceanon, but most Germans on /int/ are really unfriendly. Maybe it's because >>72416812. Sorry you suffer because of them.

>>72416935
Example

https://youtu.be/RmsVEzWxWvc

>>72416993
I think you're ok. Please don't kill yourself.

>>72416935
It sounds weird but interesting. If you do it right an american accent can be really pleasant and maybe cute.

>>72416583
WTF I love Trudeau now

Only irl german I know is an uptight moron who yells with german accent, like he was the worst stereotype of them. They probably have autism too

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>>72415151
She probably has bigger hands than his and it would be an awkward moment captured and circulated around the mainstream media.

>>72415249
What did you expect? Paper beats rock; leaf wraps first.

Why doesn't Germany kick America out of Germany?

They've been occupied by America for over 70 years.

>>72419399
That would be nationalistic of Germany.
You know what happens when Germany becomes nationalistic.

>>72415043
no it's not you dump shithead

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>>72419399
Because then they'd have to fund their own military.
Just to meet NATO requirements Germany has to spend almost $50 billion more USD on military.

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>>72416701
t. American who never leaves the house.

All germans i've met are really fucking boring people.

>>72416627
Convenient target.
Also nothing upsets /pol/ more than germany dealing with the refugee problem successfully which is why they have to resort to a zero tolerance policy where every single problem is showcased as proof that germany will collapse any day now. Any day now.

Really, it will.

Any day now.

>>72416627
AJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ El AlemANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJ

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>>72420341
>dealing with the refugee problem successfully

>>72416413
Just coming from Munich.
People who write these things are the ones one should ask in question, not the places they got to.

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>>72420341
>successfully

>>72419399
>They've been occupied by America for over 70 years.

That's not entirely accurate. The occupation, at this point, is entirely voluntary. If the Germans asked us to leave, we would leave. But the Germans don't want us to leave, because our presence allows them to reduce their defense spending.

>inb4 some tankie says that the US is forcing themselves on Germany

France asked us to leave, and we left. The same thing would happen with Germany. It's not 1980 anymore, the Darien Gap no longer matters to us.

>>72415043
Why are Americans always so dumb?

Tbh, I've never in my whole life seen a people as naive and dumb as muhricanes.

It's like someone puts something oin their water so they all develop mentally disabled.

>>72420619
*the so-called occupation


>>72420638
It's because you learn about us almost entirely through our "reality" tv shows and through British news, which both do everything in their power to make us seem as dumb as possible

>>72420638
If we're so dumb what does it say about you that we occupy your country?

>>72420449
ANY
DAY
NOW

>>72420702
>cattle things in a we

You don't occupy anything. You just serve in your slave life. Your masters, the elites of your country do occupy us. You propably already fail at the 1x1 my little disabled monkey.

>>72420758
absolutely TRUCK'D

>>72420449
What's your standard for dealing with 1,5 million refugees crossing over into your country?
>inb4 lel not letting them in in the first place
Not an argument, lets hear it.

>>72420791
The hostility that so many other Westerners have towards America is staggering, because we've got nothing but love for you guys.

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>>72415773
>The iron lady of England and her most esteemed subject nations of Scotland, Wales and Ulster
>submisive

>>72420794
ANY
DAY
NOW

>>72420834
How about not having to erect barricades so you don't get TRUCK'D and not having it become a Christmas tradition for your women to get RAPE'D

Germans are subhumans

>>72420837
I just feel sad and disturbed to see that your kind is poisoned from birth to be prevented in developing any forms of intelect that could challenge your masters.

It's somehow like in Brave New World.

>>72420837
And you just know this somehow? Your country is more loved by fucking Japan, Vietnam(former opponents) and Philippines(former colony) and that should tell you something. Europeans are just not going to have that mutual fondness with US that you are wishing for

>>72420856
May isn't iron, she's copper.
My gypsy senses don't lie.

>>72420875
There's nothing unusual about protecting big public events from attacks by deranged individuals. Last time I checked americans had over 200 barriers to keep people from driving into the crowds in new york during new years eve without having 1,5 millions muslim refugees. How do you explain that?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/dec/29/times-square-be-secured-new-years-eve-truck-barric/

>Christmas tradition for your women to get RAPE'D
German women got raped en masse in christmas 2016? Post some links.

All minor problems considering that they took in 1,5 million refugees. I think you're setting impossible standards just to feel better about nothing major happening and germans being in control of the situation.

>>72421201
links for rape? no way they can post that. because it is totally classified. refugees raped 100 million women in europe but it is all kept secret on merkel's order. if they could give links that would be to easy. so you have to BELIEVE

>>72421344
So basically you believe in this like you believe in santa claus?

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>>72421344
>it's all kept secret
so that's your last line, when reality doesn't conform to your version of it there is a conspiracy at play?

>>72421344
>I don't believe the data because it could be rigged so I instead believe in what I want

Kys

>>72421445
yes pretty much. some stop believing when they grow up. but poltards never grow up

>>72419899
They play work simulators for fun, of course normie tier BRs would find them boring.

>>72421504
>>72421537
you got my message exactly backwards, underage retards

>>72421504
>>72421537
Ever heard of sarcasm?

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>>72421590
>>72421695
You were sarcastic? Don't you know the new rules?
Everything is literal because people on 4chan will believe anything.
Someone on this site believes what you typed out.

>>72415043
I think you're confusing cold and rude for quiet and reserved.

>>72421724
>This is actually true

>>72420837
>The hostility that so many other Westerners have towards America is staggering
Maybe if you are completely ignorant of what your nation has been up to for the past handful of decades.

>>72421695
>sarcasm
>autists
>finland

I really thought you would understand.

>>72415043
The best part of it is that the press was yelling handshake the entire time so there is no chance he didn't hear everybody telling him to shake her hand.

Fuck Merkel.

>>72421738
Not him but Germans like to bully me on /int/.

>>72420875
Your juvenile prison industry is absolutely full of female guards who serial rape young boys. Don't go spering out about rape before having a look at your own clusterfuck of a backyard. Not to mention the fact that your nation has enforced a disgusting, barbaric ritual of mutilating the genitals of hundreds of millions of baby boys. As for "TRUCK'D", let's just overlook the ridiculously high amount of mass shootings your nation has, shall we?
Your arrogance and ignorance is an example of why people find Americans repulsive.
Consider it well earned.

>>72421573
>americans think simulators are hardcore games or just boring

go play your japanese JRPGs aka boredom the game genre

>>72422057
>Russians are poor and stupid

go ask your babushka for 30 cents so you can buy a jug of milk

>>72422057
>>americans think simulators are hardcore games or just boring
>missing the point

>go play your japanese JRPGs aka boredom the game genre
I don't even play video games anymore and when I did JRPGs weren't among them.

>>72415043
We are not Americans.
We are not bad people. We are just Germans.
Don't expect us to be like your average neighbour.

Many foreigners feel that we are rude and hard to socialize with. I think this is because of ignorants that we have towards each other.

>>72422173
*ignorance

You might be right.

>>72421724
>>72421843
I seriously hope that americunt wasn't being serious.

I didn't read the thread, because fuck all.
And I'm not that other Finn.

It's getting too confusing now.
*drinks more beer*

>>72422325
>I seriously hope that americunt wasn't being serious.

Of course he wasn't. It was sarcasm.

>>72422325
He wasn't serious, probably, I sort of scanned the comment and assumed stupidity over sarcasm automatically.
The sad thing is I've been banned (not here) under similar circumstance for trying sarcasm and I was super buthurt.
Since I've stopped even trying.

>>72422455
*exits thread*

>>72416710
excellent post

>>72415043
why were they holding hands

>>72422873
They just fucked

>>72415360
Silly :3

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/pol/ sent me here to apologize for misinformation

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he actually begged for a handshake
you gotta understand
he's bipolar
upswings downswings you know

>>72416627

not dissolving Germany was a mistake

>>72416968
poltard fuck off

I'm in most respects a very tolerant man but I dont mince my words when I say all of mainland europe must be destroyed.

>>72420837
you're on 4chan dumbass, it's nothing like the real world

>>72420856
fantastic post

>>72423226
He's introducing her
>"Presenting Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany and destroyer of Europe"

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>>72423412
do it again?

>>72423477
or maybe pointing at some part of her body

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>>72423226
She wants that hand so bad look at her eyeing it

BIG

AMERICAN

HANDS

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>>72421159
But why? we like them and are only ever nice to them ;_;

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>>72423549
>trump
>big hands
Lmao

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>>72415043
>They're often cold and rude.
The German immigrants and tourists I've met over my life have been the warmest kindest people I've met in my life.

>>72423641
I went to high school with a number of krauts and they were all arrogant posh cunts. Very rude too.

>>72423632
>shaking somebodies hand
I don't get it

>>72423632
Why is weed man so based lmao

>>72423641
That's why they had to leave Germany.

>>72416776
lmao u r gypsy

>>72416627
Because youre all up yourselves and bitter about Breggsit
Also we hate left wingers and most Germans nowadays are pesudo-stasi

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>>72423720
Yeah well get this

>>72423717
That's because we are objectively better than Canadians.

>>72423915
He tosses other countries representatives around like dolls? I still don't know what I'm supposed to be upset about.

>>72423947
That must be why they came here to get a superior canadian education at double the price

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>>72423959
You got cucked by the canucks. You could say you got...canuckholded

>>72424057
Because Trump didn't toss him around? How is that something I should be upset about? Is this the biggest Canadian win in their history?

>>72423994
>paying for education beside taxes

Kek. The state run high schools are laughable easy.

>>72423908
>4chan loser Germans that care about "politics" are very butthurt about brexit

ftfy
Most people here don´t even know who Farage is.

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>>72416413
>go to germany
>germana everywhere

>>72416701
GERMANY AND SWEDEN ARE LITERAL ISIS STATES BRINGING THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN CULTURE !!!

>>72424268
>Most people here don´t even know who Farage is.
>uneducated germans

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>>72424057
Even Trump has eyes on him.

>>72421946
Everyone gets bullied by everyone on int. What makes you so special?

>>72424341
>Germany has ignorant people too
>that is somehow surprising

Get your head out of your ass

>>72420570
>suspects per 100,000
>suspects

It also shows that Americans rape more than Vietnamese and Brazilians lol

>>72424360
Eastern and central euros and asians almost never bully me whereas with Germans it's constant.

>>72416627
You Germans ruined Europe again

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>>72424618
>"haha yuropoor germcuck, Dresden wasn´t enough, subhuman scum lol stop destroying the world, I fucking hate you so much"
>"eyy why are they so bitter and bully me more than others?"

I love this board

Germany has been my job related destination for last 6 years.

I can now tell it: It takes time (not that much, just get in) to get comfortable there.

But once you get in, speak some German and get local acquaintances, Germany is honestly one of the best countries you can think of.

Germans often seem to worry if I had enough of "frische luft". That can mean anything from taking me to a local winery, or to an autobahn or to do some mountain trekking. Germans are very observant and active in this sense, and they worry about their guests very much.

However, I remember my early days with them that they just simply pointed and/or showed what should I do, according to the "practice". It took some time, but it was absolutely nothing impossible.

France has been at times much more challenging to me than Germany was ever. I think though I have been doing fine there as well. Job related, too.

You need to speak French in France to really get things going. But it's worth it.

>>72424859
Thank you Finnbro

>>72424268
You (plural) had a literal parade with statue things about Breggsit. I know not all germans feel this way but i feel/ get the impression that a majority do

>>72424937
Of course, because of the media (massive brainwashing). But no one here actually wants your downfall, hates the UK or something like that. That´s literally just german /pol/tards being butthurt.
The majority here doesn´t even know why you left, besides the obvious refugee problem.

>>72424724
When will they ruin it next and how

>>72425280
Well, that is the biggest problem, theres a movement to punish EU members who dont take the quota Germany decides.

Do most Germans not understand our fears about Sovereignty and british laws for british people?
I suppose they wouldnt be sceptical about the euro as it works for them


Also we have fundamentally different outlooks due to our histories

For the germans, who often have been in one, the idea of a continental empire isnt so bad
For us, who had much of our history based around being independent/apart from the continent and having our overseas empire , the idea of being in that continental empire isnt so appealing

>>72415043
I would refuse to shake the hand of a cultural marxist like that fucking cunt too. I'd refuse to even acknowledge her as human, because she isn't.

>>72426107
Most Germans like the euro because, yes, it makes us stronger.
But the media never shows us the downside of the whole project (losing national identity, oppression of smaller countries or the bloodsucking of greece and the refugee problem). If you don´t research properly, the information about the EU is 99% positive.
(((they))) don´t want us to know that because Germany is the powerhouse of the EU. If Germany leaves, the Union would instantly die.
/int/ and /pol/ Germans don´t care about the downsides because they know that evryone else hates us, so they don´t really care if the continent gets assraped.
Normie Germans believe that Germany is respected and liked by other nations and that no one hates the EU.

>>72426827
Amazing, the power of the media
Its like the modern version of the medieval church, where the mighty ones tell people how to think
Fortunately, with the internet, most of it is dying , slowly though

Looking back to my post, I feel I kinda wrote English in German.

>>72424927
Visiting your country in two weeks, three day stay in a familiar location somewhere in Unterfranken. We won't run out of some of the World's greatest beers straight from the brewery delivered to their heated patio. Really looking for it.

>>72426827
agreed, the two legs the EU stands on are France and Germany, without both the EU is going nowhere. We were probably just an arm, maybe both, I don't know but we weren't really into the whole integration thing anyway (no Euro, no schengen, always kicking up a fuss regarding 'ever closer union')

>>72415043
>cold and rude
More like the Swedes

The Germans are more naive and autistic according to my experience

>>72424859
maybe it depends where you're from, I reckon brits would be more comfortable in france than germany

>>72415249
>Needing to remind his own people they can't tell Americans how they should run their country.

>>72426906
What can I say, Germany is a nation that needs a Führer (not even memeing here).
Even with the power of free Information from the Internet we still can be brainwashed easily.
Why don´t you just make us a part of the kingdome?
A giant horde of cheap, weak minded and efficient workers waits here at your doorstep.
Operation Unthinkable

>>72426920
I hope you enjoy your stay

>>72424927
>>72424859
Finland and Germany are tied together in the best places:
Cultural and economical co-operation (pls don't mention EU), shared military history and alliances, both are hardworking engineer nations
Once good guys, always good guys

>>72415043
>we help people who got bombed by americans
>americans accusing you to have ruined Europe again
>Americans being nazi and not offering help to people which houses got bombed
>we are rude

>>72415043
they are like slavs and many other peoples. They aren't superficially friendly or happy.

>>72426827
>oppression of smaller countries or the bloodsucking of greece and the refugee problem
If you would educate yourself in this subject, you would notice that this "problem" doesn't exist. Infact smaller countries actually get benefitted in the commisions. Same with Greece. Study the history of Greece before the union.

>>72427429
>Every other nations leader blasting the US and trump and rioting over everything America does.
>Trudeau tells them to chill the fuck out, it's their country
>America gets at mad at us.
Just stop guys....

>>72427974
>Other nations
>Mattering
Quality leaf bants

>>72427827
Warum heulen dann alle rum?
Und selbst wenn es nicht so wäre will ich nicht der Anführer einer Union sein die uns grundlos hasst.
Lieber sollten die an ihrer Armut verrecken als unser Geld zu nehmen und dann noch zu meckern.
Ich will diesen Teufelskreis beenden bevor wir so sind wie Amerika: Einsam an der Spitze.

Well all Germans I met were pretty nice People. Germans and other germanic countries are a bit colder in general. But When you get to know them they are strange but nice.

>>72427974
Tbh trudeau is a legend. Everyone talks about him. He gives Canada mad prestige. Plus all the libcucks here are like "omg i wish trudeau was our guy".

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>>72416627
You make very good cars and have some of the best engineers in the world, you guys are all right in my book
>>72416776
Romanian is a pretty place and all the Romanians I've met are fun people :3
but gib clay

>>72428184
Ich bin da deiner Meinung. Aber viele heulen rum weil sie keinen Plan davon haben was überhaupt passiert und weil sie der Anti-EU Propaganda glauben schenken, die ihnen einfache Antworten bietet. Die meisten wissen noch nicht einmal wen sie überhaupt im EU Parlament gewählt haben. Wie man sich dann noch beschweren kann? Naja.

>>72427202
Yes. I get it where you are coming from.

I have sometimes been sort of jealous :) about your connection. The thing you both have feels nice.

I also know I have no role in it.

>>72428339
Why can't all posts on /int/ be this nice

>>72428339
Thank you Hungary

>>72427508
>I hope you enjoy your stay
I will. Danke.

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>>72415043
>Does anyone else find it hard to be friendly with Germans?
Sort of.
>They're often cold
Yeah.
>rude
no, not really.
>Is it a cultural thing?
As some german guy told in "stereotypes about your country that is not actually true" thread
>we have a sense of humour, it's just very shitty
i think they're just thinking in different way. So yes, cultural thing. Also, i think it's mostly teenage/teenage+ thing (we're on 4chan, c'mon!).

>>72415043
Being friends with a fucking christian nazi? Yeah sure, that went so well last time.

>>72429046
*christian democrat

>>72415043
All three of the people in that picture need to lay down their heads upon the rails of the Schulz express.

>>72415043
that room looks comfy

>>72420619
>>72420667
Then why are you still in Japan when they told you to fuck off already?

>>72429266
Not the anon you answered to, but
>Why USA doesn't have a major multiple party political scene

You clearly have at least 4 major intellectual sects prone to the "left" (you don't really have any real lefitsm) and you have maybe 3 major right sects divided by North, Mid and South.

The multi-party political scene doesn't still realize itself. What you have is tribalism right now.

Explain. Please.

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>>72429938

I wouldn't shake hands with germs. They aren't even white anymore. And they are hellbent on destroying Europe one way or another.

>>72429938
There's no real leftism? Also explain what? Tribalism?

>>72430150
Ok.

>>72430150
USA, in it's entirety, is a 24/7 prime time reality show.

No other nation with less than 5% of the World population has ever before achieved that.

>>72430601
Hah. It seems more that way now than ever. People are really extreme here politically. Also our president was on reality TV. Fuckin' humiliating.

ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?

>>72430709
Kardashian 2024

>>72430709
>ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?
...kinda.

Come back to us, as you were. Americans are incredibly intelligent, practical, versatile, dependable, straightforward...

Americans are proven to be polite and caring. Being polite and caring is not the same with political correctness.

Americans are problem solvers, forerunners, moonwalkers (literally), Mars rovers (literally), scientists, Nobel Prize winners, Fields medal winners (I personally appreciate this, math otaku), Hubble, Hubble fix, Hubble upgrade.

Arpanet, Usenet. GPS with a major fix based on Einsten's relativity.

Superstrat (yea they made rock'n'roll before 80's) both flat top and archtop perfected.

And much more. So much more.

>>72430149
>They aren't even white anymore
what are they then

>>72431266
T-thanks finnbro. Hopefully America will become great again. At the very least there's the James Webb telescope to look forward to, no?

>>72431488
If only you can make it happen. I mean ..damn it.
Dreams right there. Can you do it?

>>72431266
desu nicest post towards america I've seen on /int/ ;(. Based finnbro.

She is a globalist what else is there to understand? Thats why Trump likes Abe too

>>72431629
I hope so. It will be a game changer.

>>72431833
It indeed will be. They have already confirmed the methods to find planets around suns out there.

Webb will confirm possible habitable planets.

It's that important.

>>72417352
>They probably have autism too
I can't tell if it's genuine autism or if that's just how they are and learned to be.

>>72433063
It´s a cultural thing

>>72416627
It is all banter here. Pretty shitty batter, but not sure why you take it seriously.

Except sweden, it's all fucking true.

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>>72420341
Germany sure knows how to integrate them.

>>72433160
We take everything serious, it´s part of the autism.
banter = bullying

That´s why we go so quickly into self defense mode.
I still can´t figure out what the difference is between banter and mindless insulting.

>>72416627
Only racists hate u now so who cares but mo ppl luv u now cuz of it

>>72420837
Speak for yourself. Fuck you and fuck jewrope.

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I'm starting to believe Hitler killed himself after hearing a joke

>>72433857
>pic

are germans usually so cute?

He did shake her hand though.

Fucking liberal media vultures making this shit into a big smear story.

>>72434194
Silly leaf, all news nowadays is fake.

>>72433282
>banter = bullying
>That´s why we go so quickly into self defense mode.
>I still can´t figure out what the difference is between banter and mindless insulting.

That's why you have us.

>>72433282
Honestly that's more of a brit thing; they just fling shit all day then have a conniption if even looked at the wrong way

>>72434550
Knowing both quite well I'd still say Germans Are more stoic in good issues and more triggered in selected uneasy issues.

>Brits and Germans are not good at taking it well in losing.

Indeed.

As a result, Brits are much more noisy in losing. Germans are more silent, however Germans are much more dangerous in this state.

Germans are however much better winners than Brits, absolutely.

>>72434874
So Brits whinge but Germans go into a quiet, autistic rage?

>>72435406
why did you delet this

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>>72435443
Russians aren't talkative, so I was wrong

I'm very tired and my brain isn't working

>>72435456
go to sleep anon or drink some caffeine

I hate germanboos
I can't stand people who are germanboos
I'm so German I only can respect people if they hate Germans
It is the natural relationship between Germans and other scum to hate each other
It feels creepy as fuck when someone likes Germany
I can't handle the friendship
Please banter

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>>72435708

>>72435708
>>72435842
sorry if that was too mean

>>72435708
hallo mein freund, magst du welt krieg II :3

>>72416627
lmoa

This is probably the least "alpha" moment for him ever. He just looks butthurt, like a child who had just been scolded by mommy. Merkel is no-nonsense, and he couldn't bullshit her.

Germans / Europe should be proud they are led by such a strong, capable woman.

>>72423532
He shouldn´t try to grab her there. Seriously. We don´t know whats down there.

>>72415043

This.

I don't know if it's intentional but Germans are straight up rude!

This German girl once told me to switch seats because she wanted to sit beside my guy friend.

I literally wtf. Germans are crazy

>>72436797
Yeah, but what horrors lurk beneath it?
>>72436858
Germans are absolutely direct and straightforwart. We say what we think and what we want/don´t want. We don´t waste time with fake politeness and smalltalk. We get straight too the point and thats something most other nation find rude.

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>>72420449
Like you'd know.

>>72436969

Idk

I think it's universal common sense that certain things are rude.

Must suck to be a beta in Germany

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>>72420341
>dealing with the refugee problem successfully
just google cologne new years eve 2016 to see what a complete and utter moron you are. and thats just the tip of the iceberg.

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>tfw working with a German backpacker and teaching him shit
>dude answers his radio within a nanosecond and does exactly as you tell him
>banter with him about mein fuhrer and Hitler jokes all day

Germans are machines, you cunts can't take banter very well, but at least you aren't dumb cunts.

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btfo

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>>72420837
>, because we've got nothing but love for you guys.

>>72415249
>If you kill your enemies, they win.
Wait, what?

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>>72415360
Nah

>>72422025

Are you still in the thread?

What's this about female guards serial raping young boys??

>>72438067
germany will NEVER recover.

>>72438121
What level of tolerance are you on right now? Clearly it's not enough

>>72419780
>>72420341
>>72424338
t. Shitskin pedo worshippers

>>72415125
HIS GRANDPARENTS ARE GERMAN

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>>72438183
It's true.
Only Absolute Vodka is shit and who the fuck eats köttbullar with cranberries.
Sweden rules supreme