We should ditch the whole State gimmick of the USA and instead

>>72414727
Bad names, but good general idea.

>>72414727
>Mormons lumped into with California instead of giving them their own Country (Utah + parts of Arizona, Nevada and Idaho)

Midatlantic and New England should be one country but we need to gerrymander the shitty parts of Pennsylvania out of it. Dixiecucks would stand no chance versus the alliance of Greater California and the northeast

>>72414850
This Kraut is right Utah and Florida is their own country

>>72414930
>This Kraut is right

Thank you brother.

I hope you have a fantastic day.

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sage the shitty meme thread

*finds a flaw*

>the southwest and Florida have not been reclaimed by Latin America

the south would quickly turn into a destitute shithole with a central american standard of living

california and the middle atlantic would laugh

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>blue coastal states are ebing bossed around by red flyover states who are completely dependent on financial transfers from blue coastal states in the form of federal funding
There's one 4 letter word that comes to mind
It starts with a C, ends with a K and rhymes with muck

>>72414850
nevada is part of california.
just a tax friendly outer-outer-suburb at this point

>>72414850
montana and the state below it might go to heartland, but it's pretty accurate map

>>72414727
I agree, and let's do the same with Russia and China. Big countries suck dick.

>American South becomes Brazil 2.0
>Midwest Cucks start sacrificing snakes to Jebus
>meanwhile California and New England become Nordic-level advanced cunts

I'm super okay with this

Dividing larger countries into self-governing entities is sane, but at least do it properly. Those borders are shit and you should feel bad about them.

I can give a try on this, but it would be the best if you natives did it.

>>72415999
The borders are fairly good, just a little bit of correction.

>>72414727
>currencies
There's your flaw

>>72416200
Do you really think Oregon and Washington want to deal with California's bullshit? Or that the inland piece you East Coasters call "flyover States" should be divided that way? Or that most Florida has anything to do with Dixieland? Or that you kept any semblance of political equilibrium between the parts?

>>72416819
yes they do
the metropolitan regions are over 50% of the population in these two states.

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>>72414727
This.

(w or wo independent Quebec)

>>72416819
lol I love all these 4chan forginers who get all their knowledge of the US from /pol/. Washington and Oregon are just as SJW tumblr tier as California if not more so.

In fact the hipster tumblr look originated from Portland/Seattle. In my personal experience people from Seattle are more obsessed with social progressiveness than people from LA.

>>72416819
What would you do with Florida oh wise and powerful monkey? Have southern Florida be an exclave of another division it also has nothing in common with? Or maybe just give it to Cuba?

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Murrica should just abolish the federal government. No new regions, just every state for itself. We should do the same thing in Leafland.

>>72417918
>implying I'm from /pol/
At my times people insulted each other's mother instead. It's less offensive.

Anyway. You, >>72416940 and >>72417996: again, this is best if done by natives.
That said, BRB.

>>72414727
New England masterrace

>>72414865
fuck off

>>72417996
Dade county will go to Cuba, Broward and WPB counties will be enclaves of Jew York. the rest is Dixieland

>>72414727
>lumping miami in with those dirty gringos

No. We would create our own city state.

>>72418662
t. LA wannabee

>>72418662
>own city state
good luck with that juan

>>72415806
>sacrificing snakes to Jebus
that's appalachia

nah the US should be partitioned along ethnic lines

it's too dysfunctional

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>>72417996
>>72416940
Here's an idea. [Don't mind the map itself, mind the principles behind it]
Grab a population density map, check the high points; those are usually locally important cities. Connect _those_ cities together based on cultural similarity [something I did not on the map, but w/e], and then try to assign areas to each of those cities.

Also use a dialectal map, it helps to highlight which areas are culturally connected.

>>72418765
You can't there is no clear geographic seperation, and every city is divided up as well.

>>72416940
>>72417996
Also. Disregard the current State borders, they're 100% arbitrary. Culture and economy don't mind those, no matter the country.

>>72418922
then transfer populations

>>72419027
Just like the Turks did with Armenians, right? Oh wait.

>>72419027
Ethnic cleansing hasn't been acceptable in the west since WW2.

>>72419202
well hopefully trump can change that

>>72417996
>>72418587
>>72417769
fucking idiots

>>72418662
still a fucking idiot, but less of one

>>72418694
>>72418749
cocksuckers

>California can finally achieve the GDP per capita we deserve

Let's fucking do it, sure we've got a lot of spics but it beats supporting victim complex hicks from Iowa and Mississippi

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>>72420367
>Leave Iowa to me

>>72418867
You forgot to give Alaska to Russia.

>>72414865
>gabagool and WASPs together

>>72420962
>wasps
literally no such thing in the 21st century new northeast

everyone is catholic, unless you mean dixiefags

>>72420779
Yeah, sure, give the largest rogue State in Earth more land.

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these nations would be the best one possible, prove me wrong
protip: you can't

>>72422090
>special snowflake chicongo
meanwhile new england is together with new york and ontario
>all of west coast together
>texas and florida lumped in with the south
>whatever the fuck that orange country is supposed to be
Fucking horrible. Kill yourself nigger

>>72415708
>the state below it
but yeah, im montanan dont wanna be in hippie land

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Use my map instead it's less retarded

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>>72414727
Oh he'll no you aren't giving us Oklahoma. Put that shit elswhere.