1. You're country 2. What is the most American thing

>>72414580
>flag
>be free

>>72414580
I ate at McDonalds twice.

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>>72414580
watched some american tv

I pretended to be free while slaving away for the personal gain of the fat cat 1 percentile

>>72414580
Ate pizza with ananas

>>72414580
I slept with my shoes on

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>>72414735
Call me triggered

>>72414735
Hawaii we call it, super tasty. Though it's considered a children's pizza of choice but i dont give a hoot

>>72414580
ate mcdonalds

video game

>>72414642
hesburger > macdonalds

I just ate Mexican food

I went outside wearing sweatpants

I left my cowboyhat in my ford mustang. When I came back to grab it I saw a Black man stealing it. I shouted at him and shot him with my 1900's revolver classic. When the Police came they gave me a ribbon with hero on it and a free meal at MC Donalds.

I ate double cheese burger

I farted in the supermarket.

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Took fun collection to range and listened to the sound of freedom

1. Flag
2. Import smartphone from China.

>>72415439
>A blue handgun and a blue camo sniper rifle
Why do people do do it? It's fucking disgusting.

>>72414580
I farted

Got shot

>>72414937
this desu

>>72415762
Oh shit, you ok there fella?

>>72415762
>be upside-down Texan
>get shot
Nothing unusual here desu

>>72414580
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>>72414580
Cunt
Sang and played country and country blues

>>72414580
>What is the most American thing you did this week?
Paid for my ultrasound diagnostic.

>>72414580
Ate pizza with ananas

Baked an applepie.

Defended my retarded government online.

>>72414694
Someone could say they were playing baseball and eating apple pie and not even that can top this. You win.

>>72416166
:3

>>72414806
It's honestly quite good if you disregard the memes.

>>72414937
Have you actually tries hesburger or are you just gloryfying finland to appease the memes

Be a fat shit

>>72414580
I had a burger meal

Ate a burger today

>>72414580
>flag
>wore shoes at home

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>>72414580
Got my shifts cancelled so I spent thursday and friday home alone eating peanut chocolate bars, drinking cola, eating pan pizza whilst dancing around the house in my chainmail and sword pretending to be a knight.

With metal music on full volume in the background.

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>>72416516
how may i help you mr denmark :3

>>72414580
paid $3k for this quarter's tuition

>>72414937
This tbqh

i went to a hesburger once and asked them to hold the pickle and onion and they had to do this magical special order thing that took them 1000 hours to complete
wtf just take the veggies out already

paid 25 dollars (plus tip) for my pizza

I wrote in english...

Put my bread in my fridge

>>72414937
>>72415797
>>72417604
too much mayonnaise tbqh
my beard always looks like a bukkake scene after eating

>>72414580
flag
eat a burger

>>72419324
Kek

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>>72416312
Thanks for the attention :3
Luv ya

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>>72419324

>>72419525
<3

>>72414580
I fondled my AR lovingly.

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>>72415226
>I left my cowboyhat in my ford mustang
Are you a girl? Get a real sports car. Like a Corvette.

Or a Trans Am.

And a 1911.

playing BF1

>>72417448
Answer my question
Christ, you are probably just a dumb newfag who glorifies finland because of "le ebin memes XDDD"

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had 2 quarterpounders from burgerking today

watched a baseball game with a coke and chips

>>72424458
>this mad that his sorry excuse of a country doesn't have a world famous burger chain
shaking my head tbqh f.a.m

>>72425163
>world famous burger chain

Never heard of it