>be me >moderate weeb >been studying Japanese on and

>>72383035
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
What this means? Not everyone here is a fucking fat weeb.

>>72383349
Something along the lines of "have a good night, boys", but in a real girly, semi-aggressive way.

Anyway, I just feel like ending it atm.
I've somehow managed to fail at being a weeb.
I'm either going to grind the heck out of this langauge, or never speak it to anyone ever again

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>>72383035
Do you read VNs, lad?

>>72383349

that's sound like a mom's phrase to her kids
too intimate and feminine for a guy to speak to strangers
anyway /int has DJT or Japanese thread for you

gomenasai, I meant my reply >>72383790
to >>72383537

>>72383035

>sitting with friend in a bus

What was your friend doing in the middle of this whole autist shit?

>>72383790
yeah, I know that much.
I just couldn't think of anything else to say. They were looking at me like I was retarded.

>>72383915
Checking his Facebook. He's a fully fledged normie.
He was like: "what language is that"? And when I told him it's Japanese, he was like, "okay cool", and then went about his own business.

>moderate
Sure thing, Chris.

Better question is what two japs are doing in isreal

>>72384173
They were probably students. I live next to both a college and a university.

>>72384123
I SWEAR. I don't know what went wrong with me there.

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Isuraeru

>>72384484
That's a cute girl

>>72383035
This is why we kicked you out

>>72384484
harro, japan chan ^_^

>>72384594
come on, no bully. Looking for comforts.

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>>72384594
Yet now you are calling us back

If I were one of the Japanese I'd skip my bus stop and have some chats with an interesting Jewish man.

>>72384580
What makes you think it's a girl?

>>72385019
She has very feminine features. So she *is* a girl, is she not?

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>>72384484
Yapan :3

>>72385072
It's ok as long as he's cute.

>>72385186
>extended face
He great made his face gom silicon?
sasuga yapan

>>72385186
lol

>>72385014
>come back to my place anon, we can have nice chats
>"japanese man found dismembered in israeli apartment"
I don't think this is even a meme, OP sounds like the type

>>72383035
it is hard to talk without the reason.
even if you can speak Japanese completely, that is hard.

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>>72383035

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>>72383035
Well, at least you tried

>>72383035
אתה מביך פצצות. תסדר את החיים שלך כבר, יא לוזר

I'm studying Japanese, now here in Japan as an exchange student and people like you ruin the reputation of gaijin who can speak Japanese, fuck weebs animeme war now

>>72388173
מה?
ב-בורגר? O_O

>>72388514
I do too.
I guess I was kind of tipsy.

>>72389638
זה לא משנה איך

תפסיק לראות אנימה.


באיזו עיר אתה גר בארץ?

>>72389718
חיפה.
מה, אתה ישראלי שעבר לארה"ב?
פרוקסי פאג?
מה הסיפור? ם-ם

>>72383035
>be me
>American
>speak seven languages
>sitting with friend in a bus
>suddenly, two Japanese students walk in and start jabbering
>they think I won't understand their fucking gook babble
>being spoken next to me
>I wish they would get the hell out of my country
>waiting until they're done with their conversation
>Japs are done with their conversation after 10 minutes or so
>their going towards the exit
>I'm like
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO" which means "sleep tight, gaybois"
>their stunned
>only one of them gets out of the bus
>he yells "WOW" and is trying to laugh it off
>the other one starts staring at me
>starts typing furiously on his BlackBerry keyboard
>then when I left the bus, I saw him walking right next to me, looking down as to avoid eye contact with the white man

GERALD OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF

>>72384970
Looks like Franco

>>72390508
And this is the power of perspective, when they said that you create the world you live in, they didn't lie

>>72390508
>>72391064

Thank you for the lesson, sensei.

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Imagine being Japanese and knowing that the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country like it because of Anime.

You will never be Japanese.

>>72392464
And I'm really glad for it

Imagine being Western/Northern European and knowing the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country only like it because of money-related reasons

Imagine being American and knowing the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country hate it out of jealousy.

>>72392176
JUST

>>72383035
>OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO
That's gay, anime ruined you

>>72393843
Why did I say that wfknnwfbwkfvnowfjviwdviwdjvowfjviqjdgifwhdviwfbgwufbhdvd

>>72394792
That's sort of a phrase only your aunt would say when your all relatives gather to see a local summer fireworks festival and your brother and you go to bed like at 8 or 9 while the adults are still having fun

>>72394792
That sounds like something an autistic homosexual would say.

>>72383035
>He met japs
I would give up kashmir just to meet a jap gril

>>72397480

>give up something that isn't yours


What did he mean by this?

>>72394792
If it gives you some solace they probably thought you were some flamboyant weeb gay, so they were uncomfortable about rather than pure cringe

>>72397538
I rather it go to japan than i*dia

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This is why I keep it cool when I see a Japanese.
I'm not going to try to impress them with my bare わたしはにほんごがすこしできます。 knowledge.

If they wanna chat in English or Spanish, fine by me, but I'll only look a chronic autist trying to speak in Japanese, when I have just started learning since February.

>>72383035
You should have started with something like 「あの、すみませ 。日本人ですか?」.

>>72397790
Few things are more precious for most Japanese than to be spoken to by a foreigner who speaks Japanese abroad

>>72398760
Will they appreciate a じこしょかい? That's the best I can do for now.

>>72397790
What the heck would you butt in to say say anyways? At best you can wait and see if they in their conversation bring up any need for information.

Hi jap friends, off question but this might be a good place so here it goes...

How do I tell someone in japanese I want my mattress filled with mochi?

>>72385186
god damn it why didn't I go to Harucon this year

>>72384970
Be grateful, we saved a lot of you oven-dodgers back in the day by giving papers to even obvious Ashkenazim as """sephardim""", Schliemels Goldblatt-Bergstein

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>>72383035
>おやすみなさいね、ふたりとも

>>72400555
nice pic

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>>72389752

Hekko *
Hello

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>>72384122
I feel you man, sometimes I too feel like sperging out with my japanese knoweledge, but It only worked once when I made an IRL nipponese friend who i play league and eat pizza with sometimes. The other 5 times i tried it on other japanese they were always laughibg at me and made me say it again in my shitty accent for all their friends to hear on whatever japanese people call facebook

>>72383035
An autistic, Jewish weeaboo. Doesn't get much worse than that

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>>72383035
>>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
sounds almost perfect in the situation.
but
>>Japanese students
>> BlackBerry keyboard
Never seen.

>>72383035
I think we should ban Japanese and Israelis here

>>72405047
Could be black and Brazilian to boot.

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>>72406128
it's cool surprisingly

Why would you say that, lad. Just why.

>>72398854
餅を詰め込んだマットレスが欲しい

but it sounds crazy so we'll be really confused even if you say your request in Japanese

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マットレスは固い方がいいよな

>>72383035
I know you are ashamed and i would feel kinda weird if i were in other country minding my bussines in a bus and someone just suddenly said to me "Buenas noches amigo", anyway you shouldnt feel ashamed, you were excited and tried at your way to show the skills you have been working on, just keep trying to work more into the social part and dont give up :)

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I like Israel very much.

>>72383035
>moderate weeb
>been studying Japanese on and off for a few years
does not compute