timothy byrne
cara
>>72377430
post the one with the red scarf
>>72377450
its a beanie lid
I think a girl actually likes me lmao
Just watch me fuck this up and remain an autistic virgin
>>72377498
beanies go on head silly cow x
>>72377358
Dubse - Paul Allen
Evense with good fortune - Timothy Bryce
Oddse with good fortune - David Van Patten
Replye from Sawlorde~ to your poste - Patrick Bateman
>>72377555
its my beanie so shes trying to smell me x
fate
air tank
boat ride
wet suit
low tide
tablet
sci fi
a fast connection
unlimited wifi
jet ski
arm bands
hair gel
suntan
online
surf the web in record time
haven't had a poo in three days since I started taking oxycodone
the anonymous phone call that killed /brit/
why is thread ded tho
>>72377819
got called a runt at radioshack
Got the weed and vodka ready for tomorrow lads
Going to get absolutely shitfaced and smoke a cheeky lil doobie
>>72377837
We migrated to the secret thread
>split thread
fuck's sake
>>72377912
>>72377940
fucks SAKE why do you cunts do this
>>72377956
nobody is here>>72377912
we're in the right thread
This is the real thread.
went to the dentist today and lost a pint of blood
have the bots stopped?
>>72378055
good. fuck you.
>>72377430
this 2bh
>>72377498
but this more
>>72378072
yes
did janny get rid of the bots?
>>72378072
we've got like 5 different threads going so they may not know where to post
>>72378099
'd detected
FARSI GF lads
>>72378136
what caused your blood loss at the dentist?
>>72378110
wrong way round
a-are we safe?
emily
>>72378153
probably the fact that they use gardening tools on my gums and then say it's because I don't floss
*poos on your chest*
>>72378136
>we've
fuck off yank
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/northern-southern-merseyrail-strike-trains-cancelled-for-wrong-reason-a7627516.html
>No true Scotsman fallacy
*wakes up in your arms*
>>72378219
Is that an arse?
>>72378212
(You)
>>72378180
Pay up piggy.
>>72378226
wew wouldnt mind shoving it up their bums at all haha no siree
dont care
>>72378233
that's a lamp you nonce
get your head out of the gutter
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/841421701078491136
so this is the power of islam
vang don't care bout all that
>>72378219
got a bit of flake stuck in your arse hair mate
>>72378258
o-ok
*dies in your arms tonight*
didn't know what to do for a bit there lads
>>72378258
love the commie flag in the background as she asks people for money for literally doing nothing
quite funny
march 16 and not new gimmicks of note for the 2017 year
i'll give it one more week before i bust out my winners to save this stale general
>>72378302
ah shit, i've been posting my arse for everyone to enjoy and not even noticed those bits of turd stuck on the rim
bet rosy's fanny is absolutely minging
>>72378372
chinese gf
>>72378219
>>72378302
deja vu
>>72378416
tasted decent ngl
what were the bots about then lads?
just came in
I sincerely hope you're all getting steamjng for paddys day ye rodents
>>72378226
lol looks like it says ANAL st instead of what i presume is canal street which is rather humorous as those bints look like they would enjoy anal (because of their slaggy attire)
rosy's voice t b h lads
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/818610831550218240/video/1
>>72378392
unironically smacked one of these runts around when I went to the palace
>>72378477
not to mention their hands on eachother's arses
>>72378475
Paddys day? think you mean 17th March mate.
keep sending my JSA to findoms lads
what do i do to solve this problem?
>>72378518
yh lol that too haha
want to be financially dominated lads
>>72378488
repulsive
What do normies do with their time?
>>72378572
see their mates
>>72378572
Play fifa, watch the footy highlights, go down to the pub or shag deanette.
st patricks day is not even a real holiday
>2% pay rise at work
I'm a cool £27/month better off.
>>72378506
>>72378572
go to their mates flat, do fuck all but text their other mates, browse lad bible and wait for the x factor to kick off haha x
we are mad i know x
lads
do you reckon that the more attractive a woman is, the more likely it is that she will cheat on you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSDjMBIbs4I
chinese gf is starting to take me for granted lads :/
not a good turn of events, think she's banging a chinese lad as well
>>72378663
no
whether or not she cheats has to do with the man
>>72378638
>DAVEY
>>72378572
go out for food with the gf and shag her after
>>72378702
pics
>>72378726
arr rook same
'za still hasn't arrived lads
>>72378704
Not browsed /tv/ in about 3 years. That his dox I take it?
(imaginary (You)) i won't lie, Classic Paul Dano is one of my favorite memes of all time
>>72378663
Yeah and it depends how many she's shagged before as well, because if she's attractive she probably has.
>>72378768
think he posted it himself
>>72378777
t. Paul Dano
>>72378710
>>72378787
>>72378754
your """"MATE"""" Hazza is shagging your bird you deano cunt hahaahaha normies will never learn
any of you lads do any sports betting?
has a lamb joint and 'tatoes with pees for tea
r8
>tfw got a job as a mailcuck
>wake up every morning and get in my cuckshed on wheels
>put on my cuck gloves
>deliver the cuck mail
such is life
just told off this normie prick lads haha xx
( >>72378754 )
>>72378823
>>72378831
>for tea
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>>72378828
No but I know a lad who is proper into it (probably addicted). He's always on the ol' bet365 app on his phone placing bets. He swears that he makes a net gain from betting but I don't know; he works a lot of overtime and I suspect it is to fund his bets.
>>72378831
DUDE
>>72378849
postal worker is a pretty good job desu
>>72378831
FUCK I forgot to put the chicken on.
all those comments on the lib dems video lads
just embarassing
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are on less than £30k per annum
i'm so pathetic that i willingly lost my virginity to a coalburner then dated her for 4 years afterwards
>>72378828
yeah because i live in a country with real freedom
>>72378849
would love to be a mail man desu
even better if i was a fedex man wearing shorts like a child and driving a doorless van
such a comfy life
>>72378911
got into hogwarts then??
>>72378881
aye, i've teetered on addiction desu. i usually only put in $25 at a time, but i always lose it. i've lost over $1,000
it's a fucking horrid thing
but maybe this time will be different!
stop watching anime
>>72378506
>proceeds to fall on the floor and gets heemed
did other country children have this car in their garden or just us?
>>72379015
every man's first whip Tbh
can't express how im feeling properly without using reaction images to convey things i cant express
>>72379015
those are everywhere here
alri lads are we back to normal
>>72379015
I had it
Alri lads I'm not feeling very upbeat past couple days - when I was younger I used to play a nice jrpg to take my mind off it and it sometimes worked. Any recommendations? Emulateable, ta
>>72379015
NEVER ONCE rode this
did bugger all but collect moss for a few years out front haha
>>72378966
>>72379008
what the fuck
>>72379008
(with a picture of varg)
stop sniffing coke
>>72378286
>all those school fights on that account
fucking hell was it actually that violent in school? i only ever remember me getting into school "fights" which looked more like violent hugging compared too all those
>>72379008
>>72378911
>>72378966
can you fucking stop . you don't even get many (you)s for it
2500 word essay due in 20 hours, better get cracking haha.
>>72379015
little tikes is american
absolute fucking turbokino
>>72379059
final fantasty
>>72379100
on what? that's like 8 pages
>>72379015
think everyone did
>>72379126
not everything you write in uni is a master's thesis you pretentious fucking idiot
literally just found a stray cock in my bottom
>>72379126
>pages
the imprecision of this triggers me pretty hard desu
WHAT THE FUCK IS 8 PAGES
CAN I JUST USE A BIGGER FONT?
also
>penalising people for using long words
<3 tim
>>72379084
you've just give him three ffs
>>72379109
>ywn have a jawline this strong
out of mayonnaise, what do i put in tuna to make it taste decent
>>72379100
Do you need sources? Do you have your sources already? Have you done all the reading?
If you just need to write it out then 2500 in a day is fairly easy
I want to fuck piglet
>>72379159
no idea what he meant by this
>>72379169
times new roman font size 12
>>72379126
>2500 words
>8 pages
in what world?
>>72379195
haha didn't notice lol
fuck tim, post kev
>>72379015
Overstayed it's welcome by about 5 years in the garden after I outgrew it because it was a well-established fact that it was home to at least one gigantic black spider that hid in the corner on the inside.
>>72379213
>>72379178
swipe down
>>72379207
>out of mayonnaise
FUCKED it
>tim blames women for not letting him get acting jobs
hmmmmmmm
>>72379207
salt + black pepper + olive oil + lemon juice + spring onion + celery + basil (or some other herb)
>>72379231
double-spaced with size 12 font
each page is roughly 250-300 words
>>72379207
hot sauce
>>72379207
avocado
don't get gender dysphoria 2bh
i had long hair and played with a toy kitchen and a pram when I was wee and I still turned out male
>>72379305
>gif
fuck off
'tch'n bit o' he' m'n'chs'tr 'td 'v 'tov desu
>>72379330
bender
>>72379330
turned out gay though
>>72379324
how can you get the part of the kitchen that was behind him to show ?
literally magic
>>72379330
I wish I was a girl but I was pretty masculine as a child
scotland BTFO
hahahahaha
waifu got a white house press pass x
https://youtu.be/hmSSgtBe-CE
>>72379376
bi actually leaning toward straight
>>72379381
brainlet
>>72379381
this is the original image>>72379373
kev was photoshopped into it afterward
don't vaccinate your children
>>72379381
Are you a bloody yank on holiday or something?
>>72379420
i.e. gay
business idea: convince tim to give up his acting dream and just get a normal job
>>72379424
This, I'm a virgin because my parents vaccinated me.
>>72379423
nah I saw the original it's him walking towards the camera
>>72379406
Lying slanderous hypocritical slag.
mad how leftism is the counterculture again and most of you are literally shilling for the establishment
not sure how to make love to a woman
>>72379443
I've tried wanking to gay stuff and always go soft. have to switch to girls to power up my willy
>>72379282
>>72379288
>>72379310
>>72379327
i went with salt, pepper, paprika, and olive oil
it's ok
>>72379463
any proofs?
>tfw you're a massive loser autist but your older sister is an even bigger loser than you so your parents think of you as 'the good one'
>>72379493
still your baguette into her vagin
>>72379424
vaccines don't cause autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MeSZEBtavU
remember that the lib dems are the future
how long would it take you to drive from southern england to northern scotland?
>>72379541
CONTINENTAL MASTER RACE, SENPAI
>>72379541
11 hours
>>72379513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoQMav6alLo
>>72379541
bout 10-12 hours
>>72379538
hello redd??it
>>72379541
28 hours
who is doing this to us? what did we do to deserve this?
everyone go post hello in the magyar thread >>72373469
why does time have pictures of lindsay lohan?
>>72379517
>tfw the only autist in the family out of many generations
Not sure what went wrong down the line.
my post on reddit has over 2,500 upboats and still rising! i'm so fucking happy!!!
>>72379583
you're so boring lad
you just post "hello nigger" or "hello réddit"
as if you somehow are accepted by anyone in this thread
jog on yankee
>>72379660
^this
>>72379660
>>72379671
hello redd??it
One of the first homos in DC comics.
tim fucks the bears doesn't he?
Have any of you lads visited the US?
just inherited a box of pictures from my grandfather, who has some photos from his scottish stepfather
all the men are wearing these plaid hats and skirts and they all have accordions or bagpipes
scotland looks like a strange place. Unless Aberdeen is different from the rest of it
>>72379643
Your mum might have slagged it up with some dude
>>72379705
he's posted one of the bears covered in his cum on twitter before
>>72379704
Disgusting, it's a mental illness that shouldn't be brought into kiddy comics.
>>72379705
not sure, but dave fucks pigs if i'm not mistaken
wonder what giving Tim a rimjob would be like
>>72379705
>>72379716
>>72379720
Triple yank
selfie selfie ...
*flings open the newspaper so you can't see my face*
ahhhh yes the asia-pacific market
>>72379716
florida 2008
I wanna know
have you ever seen the rain?
>>72379720
Land o' the high endeavour
Land o' the shining river
land o' my heart forever
>>72379764
first day on the 'chon I see! welcome, welcome!!!
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA
>>72379774
oh nice! what did you think?
>>72379745
It's 16+ comics, rasheed.
lads, tim goes VERY well with this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
>>72379817
was alri
>>72379574
>thundercuck
lel
>>72379838
>gif
fuck off
>>72379836
>rasheed
You could call me that or rorke probably because neither like faggots.
>>72379868
the proper term is rorkesheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
?
What's the most extreme form of government? Is there anything harder than fascism?
>cuck
>lel
How many people are posting in this thread right now? It seems like two yanks (myself included) and about 4 brits
tim needs sectioning
>>72379913
hows life under the IS regime?
>>72379944
anime
rambling is to brits what roadtrips are to yanks
who wants to come on holiday with me?
>>72379917
north korea deserves a category of its own, doubled up with the fact that the entire country's system of government serves no purpose but besides that of the kim family (and some others around it)
>>72379957
no he doesnt
>>72379917
fascism after watching porn
As an American, it is my patriotic duty to consume at least 8,000 calories each day
>>72379957
nice suggested groups twat
>>72379943
Choon.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489250861356.webm
>>72379988
Alri Jihadi John
>>72379963
i live in baghdad not under isis regime
Can somebody explain to my why the Netherlands and Turkey are about to go to war?
>>72380018
>gif
fuck off
>>72380000
praise kek!
>>72380045
hows life under the US regime?
The /uk/ general was a short lived meme
>>72379982
would love to do it but i'm prone to ankle tendinitis
parents are arguing again
>>72380018
all Romanians should be killed
benis in the vajayjay go
IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
What do girls do on the internet
>>72380083
alri louie
>>72380045
hows life getting suicide bombed every time you walk down the street?
>>72380065
i just don't have a bookmark that'll take me to /uk/
>>72380029
i'm agnostic rasheed actually
>>72380060
i live in baghdad not under us regime
>>72380104
pinterest for normies
tumblr for abnormie girls
>>72380104
>>72380045
hows life in baghdad?
>>72379982
Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics.
>>72380060
biting social commentary
>>72380097
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why are the dutch so cucked?
>>72380113
Hope the Iraqi authorities don't find out about this post
>>72380108
like london without sharia zones
>>72380138
is nice
>>72380104
Attention whore
*does the yank dance*
What was that thing again?
>>72380072
was going to suggest we do the whole perimeter
>>72380087
All Brits should be a bit nicer.
I wish I didn't discover /brit/, I was happy just posting on other boards.
It has come to my attention that Canada is the Alaskan America
>>72380104
they post on /brit/
>>72380065
i only made it to try and get away from the bots
http://wikitravel.org/en/Baghdad
what a hellish shit-hole. Islam and the yanks really did a number on the place.
reminder.
masturbating my small willy (5 incher) at the moment
>>72380168
is it tense there, like does it feel scary or has everyone pretty much got used to it at this point
i think the populists are actually the cucked ones
>lol just give me everything i want i don't care if you'll actually be able to just say fun things that my mate gav might say and i'll vote for you
>>72380104
narcissism
>>72380194
*pulls up a chair*
tell us your story my friend
>you will never be able to safely travel North Africa and the Middle East like in the films from the 50s/60s
>>72380257
schizophrenia
How do I get a gf ? [Serious]
>>72380104
post pictures of themselves on social media
pretend to be depressed
pretend to read philosophy
>>72380242
wtf im a #remainmissile now
>>72380257
wtf! i hate sluts now
>>72380289
based tim
quite a character, are tim
What's the difference between female depression and male depression?
>>72380263
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
>>72380304
strap some dynamite to your goolies and blow them off x
>>72380226
>tfw no /brit/ posting gf
>>72380331
why don't we get him help
there's no way trump is going to win
>>72380308
nice to have you on board my friend
please tell the lads from the 5 a side team we could use some extra hands atm
>>72379208
Yes, no, no. Just got an intro down, it'll work out.
i'm suffering overflow incontinence and i'm only 25
if i go to the doctor he'll want to shove a camera inside my bum and willy
just kill me now
business idea: send time sex toys as a joke
>>72380395
Where does time itself happen to live at?
>>72380229
>ISIS controls a city 35 km away, and conducts suicide car bombings almost daily. As such, marketplaces are some of the most dangerous places in Baghdad.
hello 2014
>>72380238
used to what
terror attacks?
no you don't get used to that
but everyone manages
thankfully it's much less lately
>>72380570
Iraq is 7% safer in 2017
>>72379290
>double spaced
lol
>>72380659
idk how did you calculate that
but isis isn't 35 kilometers away, and attacks don't happen almost daily, monthly maybe
they're 500+ kilometers away in western bank of Mosul
>>72379178
Blimey Tim's only a 30 minute drive from me.
>>72379406
>1 year and one month older than me
Mental.
>>72379957
>Die Twice - 2006
Kino albun name.