Why can't Americans: >tie their shoes >swim >drive

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2017-03-16 05:14:15 Post No. 72371054
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:14:15 Post No. 72371054 [Report]

Why can't Americans:

>tie their shoes
>swim
>drive manual transmission
>sleep without shoes on

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:15:02 Post No.72371082
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:15:02 Post No.72371082 [Report]

>>72371054

Because that would be Shoe-real for them

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:18:50 Post No.72371208
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- boil water without a microwave
- drink from transparent or white plastic cup
- commemorate resurrection of our lord and savior

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:35:09 Post No.72371798
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>>72371054
Why can't Americans
>store salt outside the fridge
>not wear clothes to bed
>wash their clothes without microwave

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:35:51 Post No.72371822
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>>72371054
>>72371082
>>72371208
>>72371798
STOP BULLYING AMERICANS

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:39:10 Post No.72371925
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>>72371054
>>72371208
>>72371798
What can I say? I do all of this.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:44:09 Post No.72372131
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>>72371822
Should we bully Finns instead, Pläp-Pekka?

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:45:01 Post No.72372163
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>>72371208
Nothing wrong with boiling water in a microwave

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:45:20 Post No.72372177
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>>72371822
>Finns store their brain in PLÄP

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:48:02 Post No.72372282
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>>72372131
>Russia
Need I say more?
>>72372177
>Texas
YEEHAW ERRYTHANGS BIGGER IN TEXAS JEST LIKE MAH GUT BRB CONSTIPAYSHURN FRUM TOO MUCH STEAK PARDNER

Anonymous 2017-03-16 05:50:23 Post No.72372383
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>>72372282
>flag of Czech Republic
>Texas

american """education""" in it's full glory

Anonymous 2017-03-16 06:03:07 Post No.72372922
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 06:03:07 Post No.72372922 [Report]

>>72372131
>>72372177
What is Pläp?

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