>Visit village home >Tfw attacked by goat >Tfw got scared

>>72368185
welp looks like you are going to get honor killed.

>visit village
>tfw attacked by horse
>tfw got scared
>tfw people throw lemons at me
>tfw 76 year old comes and straddles the horse
>tfw more lemons
>tfw can't spook horses

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>>72368185
wrestle? you misspelled "fuck"

>>72368294
You would know ahmeb habibi

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>>72368294
>German wit

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>>72368294
AAAYYYY
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ebic. simply ebin xD roflmaocopter :DD
:D XP, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? 8D:^))

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*rips bong* AHHH YESSS 420 xddďddd
Toppest top kek xD

>>72368294
>Somali humor

>>72368185
>scared of goats

Fucking city cunts.

>>72368599
They were big

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>>72368185
>Visit village goat
>Tfw attacked by 10 year old
>Tfw got scared
>Tfw goats laugh at me
>Tfw home comes and wrestlest the 10 year old to the ground
>Tfw more shame
>Tfw can't wrestle 10 year olds

>>72368185
Swallow your pride and ask the 10 yo for advice.

>>72368294
Careful with that edge, Hans. You're not the only one with a toilet at home.

>>72368696
Pigs are somewhat scary in large numbers. If you are weak and fall down while feeding them, they can eat you too.

>>72368771
>Swallow the 10 yo and ask for your pride.

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>>72368294
whats up with german humor?

>>72368696
BIG

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>>72368867
>cauliflower

>>72368843
This made me laugh more than it should.

>>72368879
PAKISTANI

>>72368919
Kinda turned me on to write it t'bh

>>72368923
COCK

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Goats are always smiling. I don't know how you could be afraid.

>>72369014
IN

>>72369045
>looks stoned
>scraggly beard
>smells bad
Fucking hippies...

>>72369045
It was black with big horns

>>72369058
HANS'

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>>72368185
>Visit local village
>Tfw attacked by boar
>Tfw got nothing to shoot it
>Tfw local shooting club laugh at me
>Tfw 60 year old comes and shoots the boar dead
>Tfw no gun license
>Tfw can't shoot boars

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>>72369113
>It was big
>It was black
>It had big horns

Well, you know what they say...

>>72369127
LIVESTOCK

>>72368185
As you guys still have death penalty, what are common methods of execution?

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>>72368185
what is the safest country to visit in middle east? Is Kazakhstan safe? i want to try camel-milk but i dont want my boipussy to get raped or get beheaded

>>72369248
Dynamite in butthole

Its called explosive diarreah

>>72369264
In terms of safety overall (global) I would say North Korea is the safest country. No one would dare to harm a tourist.

>>72369264
Everyone is safe here except for birds

>>72369330
Jokes on you but I bet that ISIS did something similar to this.

>>72369264
Kazakhstan is in middle asia, safest countries are all except for iraq, syria and afghanistan

>>72369374
No they slit throat. They don't have humor

>>72369160
Could be worse, last time it happened in the nearby village someone had to go find a military reservist and then the guy had to go to a military base and fill papers to get his M16.

>>72369588
Should've brought the 10 year old

>>72369824
Sorry daddy

>>72369947
Desi goats are tough

>>72369947
have you ever had been headbutted by a goat?
Those fuckers have nasty fucking horns

>>72368185
Did he fuck the goat afterwards?

>>72370573
You're basically the same race as us

>>72370686
>>72370449

Rasheed.

>>72370719
Nigle.

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>>72370686
Nice try you subhuman ugly paki shit

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>>72368185
lol pussy I wrestle camels get gud

>>72370956
Why is the police pushing away all the greeks

>>72368809
If Germans humor can unite Indians and Pakis, it is totally worth it

>>72369264
Kazakhstan isn't ME
Safest is probably one of the gulf states, excluding Saudi
Maybe Oman?
>>72369333
Except the government if they feel like keeping you as a hostage lol

>>72370956
LITERALLY THE SAME

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>>72370045
the ones that try to kill you

>>72371148
No
India and Pakistan population control each other
They're gonna nuke each other, and take out Bangladesh in the aftermath.
1.7 billion people is a big chunk of over pop.

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>Visit village home
>Tfw attacked by kot
>Tfw got scared
>Tfw people laugh at me
>3 yo girl comes and wrestles kot to the ground
>Kot slits her throat and proceeds on massacring the entire village
>Run innawoods
>TFW I'm the sole survivor

>>72372870
Only a strong paki 10 year could have saved you

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>>72372870
You messed with the wrong kot

>>72368185
>>Tfw attacked by goat
>>Tfw got scared
City bois everyone.

>>72370956
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING SANDNIGGERS

>>72369113
Thats not a goat that's the şeytan wantimg to emberass you.
Watch the Witch everything becomes clear after that.

>Visit Kremlin home
>Tfw attacked by liberals
>Tfw got scared
>Tfw ruling party laughs at me
>Tfw Ramzan Kadyrov comes and wrestlest the liberal to the ground
>Tfw more shame in media
>Tfw can't get past 5% vote barrier

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>Tfw khan of village
>Tfw heir to miles of land
>Tfw became joke of the village
>Tfw brought dishonor to family

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>>72374688

>Tfw disowned
>Tfw kicked out of house
>Tfw gets raped by goats

>>72374688
kek
>>72370956
Don't be rude, our Pakistani friend is right.

>>72374607
Its not really a big suprise since I cucked him

>>72368294
but fuck and wrestle are completely distinct spelling-wise.

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>>72368294
SHUT THE FUCK UP ACHMED.

I have German tier humor. Does that make me an aspie?

>>72374319
That kot is kill.

>>72368294
>when kraut tries make a joke

>>72368294
German """""""""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>72368294

>>72368294
Achtung! Deustche neingutshumören

>>72370956
I wouldn't blink if the guy in the button for shirt at the front said he was Greek desu.

>>72369264
UAE, as long as you're rich.

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>>72368185
I know this feel, Pakibro.

>tfw 2nd generation indian born and raised in US
>visit village where my grandfather grew up
>everyone speaks barely understandable village dialect
>milk is lumpy and tastes weird
>the """toilets""" are literally just holes in the ground
>dishes are never completely washed
>stray dogs, cows, pigs everywhere
>everyone mocks my american accent, western clothes, urban lifestyle
>everyone calls me "angrezi" ("the englishman")

Why do I even go back there, man