>went out with a girl for the first time
>don't know how to behave and what to talk about
>she is a normie and not even interested in anime, watched only Miyazaki's featured films and Attack on Titans.
>awkward silence
>So, Anon, tell me something
ok, you asked for that, bitch. Start telling her about PLÄP, how Americans don't celebrate Easter and ban kinder eggs, designated shitting streets in India, town rapists in Moldova and benefits of a bidet
>You are so interesting and know so much about different countries, usually guys just babble about boring things like cars and gym. Where did you know all of this? Did you happen to travel a lot?
imagine her expression when you finally show her your collection of frog pictures
Introduce her to /int/
Tell her I said hi
>>72367051
>His date actually worked out by sperging
Reality can sometimes be very strange.
>and not even interested in anime
kys
>>72367051
>goes on a date
>spergs out about /int/ shit
>success
normalfags BTFO
>town rapists in Moldova
kek this one is gold
Time to leave man. Its time to leave for your healthy life!
Are you this thread's >>72332267 OP or are you roleplaying?
Even if it was fake it was the first time in a while a laughed that hard
had me in stitches for fuck's sake
>>72367051
>PLÄP
what is this
>>72367986
northern expression for long, saggy nutsacks
>>72368093
I see
>>72367051
The social skills i was looking everywhere was lying besides me and i didn't notice
Thank you
>>72367362
I'm gonna stay despites I'm technically no longer a virgin (touched feminine bagina with flaccid benis)
>>72367923
Yes it's my thread. I appreciate everyone who cheered me yesterday.
>>72368490
Got laid with same girl?
>>72367051
You don't deserve happiness, toadposter.