Currently visiting Austria Can anyone explain why the fuck you

>shit
>see blood on toilet paper when wiping
>can't check poop because it's already down the hole
Germans are geniuses

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>be G*rm
>poo in loo
>inspect on deck

>>72366189
Russia has these too. Side purpose outside daily poop inspection is to prevent splashes.

really makes me think

>>72366189
it's because you have to sit backwards.
there's a South Park episode about the subject.

>>72366189
I think of it more as a splash prevention.

To detect poop smell?

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>>72366348
>poo in loo
>no rush to flush

So do they have to use the brush almost every single time ?

To check for parasites.

>>72366189
>be german
>poo in loo
>revel in the smell
>sniff the shit
>view the poo
>admire the manure
>eye the cowpie

To avoid splashing, it's a waste to throw in toiletpaper every time

>>72367107
>I would rather smell the strong stench of shit than put a couple of pieces of toilet paper on the water first

>>72366189
It's important in the early detection of colon cancer and inflammatory bowel diseases you idiot

>>72367233
Correct, it's always good to inspect your shit afterwards.

>>72366546
>>72367107
Why would you want to prevent splashing? It's like a free bidet

>>72367273
t. feces inspector

>>72367296
Because I don't like wet shit splashing on my asshole
Kind of gay

>>72367331
t. excrement ignoramus

>>72367473
>be dutch
>be poop professional

Cannot be fabricated

This can't be real

>>72366189
>take a shit
>water doesn't splash your asshole
well done toilet engineer

then again we don't have a shit shelf at home, and you can buy whichever toilet type you like.

>>72367233
This tbqh i hate wh*tes

>>72366542
whoa fuck dude that's it
fuckin germans sit with their front toward the back of the toilet
they probably use the water reservoir as a small desk too

>>72370078
t. shits in a hole on the ground

>>72370141
no that's not true. I have never heard anyone mention that this is how you are supposed to defecate

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>>72370169

>>72366189
Austrians are just uber germans, peverted sado-masochists, see Hitler and Fritzel

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german ingenuity

>>72370261
>he's not in on it
don't worry anon, a lot of us were left out at school

>>72370324
>unironically defending squat shitting
>the squatter is decidedly browner than the other one
top kek mate

>>72367107
I have been pooping for 25 years and maybe once in the span of my entire life have I been splashed. They engineer it so it won't really splash.

>>72370469
Top kek

>Be German
>Pee sitting down
>Poo on shelf

Are they even human?

>>72370725
What a fucking liar. When I lived in the U.S., that happened to me like almost weekly. Just dropping a medium sized deuce resulted in a freezing splashback that managed to cover my butthole and the underside of my balls. Frankly it was disgusting, I immediately had to take a shower afterwards.

>subhumans trying to make fun of a useful design

enjoy your bloody shits, parazites and anus cancer
oh and the shitsplash

>>72370078
Great post

>>72370594
Anatomy has nothing to do with skin color you nigger. Squatting when shitting makes the colon empty bowels easier.

I'm so glad my apartment has a normal toilet, I hate the smell from the ones with a shelf.