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devil's brigade edition
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anime
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Quebecois gfs
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I won't have faggots in this thread
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Could an American friend please call (844) 8-SMILE-NOW and tell me how much it costs to get teeth whitening?

お願いします
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Is New age Democratic Transhumanism the redditiest thing ever?

I think it is.
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>tfw Latvia is going to die because the only NATO cunts willing to fight Russia are the US, the UK, and Poland
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>>72325768
used to be when i thought of transhumanism i thought of deus ex and cyborgs

but it's faggot degenerate shit the left is pushing now

i hope canada has more people like that professor speak up
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>>72325822
Latvia isn't even a real country lol
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>>72325822
>this is what americans actually believe
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>>72325868
Original transhumanism is the cyborgy shit.
New age transhumanism is the faggy shit.
Know the difference, it can save your life if you ever decide to join a transhumanist cult.
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today is a snowday, school is canceled

I think i'm going to get high and play videogames all day
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>>72325868
>housekeeper's helper

rich people were a mistake
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>>72325954
>not having a housekeeper help helper
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>>72325926
i am part cyborg already
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ye babbie ye babbie
*elbowbumps you*
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>>72325984
>tfw my housekeeper's hairdresser's helper's personal assistant's wife's son got deported by drumpf
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>>72325954
it's probably just a fancy word for the housekeeper's son/daughter/whatever tagging along instead of having to baby sit

t. had housekeeper who had a son/daughter/whatever to tag along instead of babysit
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>tfw we got a shitty timeline
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>>72326157
said the helper had a family..
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*tells everyone to shut up*
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>deport all illegals
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>>72326321
yeah I don't read shit enough 2bh

>>72326336
heihei
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Hi guys
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>>72326336
*doesn't shut up*
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Is Trump going to deport Snoop Dogg
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/841967881516679168
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>>72326374
>>72326382
>>72326397
>>72326409
>>72326435
I said shut up!
*scolds u*
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>>72326461
*rapes you*
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>>72326461
vem fan er du
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>>72326461
*hugs u and tells you that it'll all get better*
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>>72325928
miles ahead of ya
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Start cashing in on the TimmyThick meme before it loses value.
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>>72326435
he's right

desu all the nut jobs threatening assassination should face consequences of some kind, i thought the same thing when it was threatened against obama
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>>72326492
hehe
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>>72325928
>>72326504
Children out
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>>72326557
Fuck you Tony
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>>72326556
>being a statist bootlicker
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>>72326504
Nice, my copy of fallout new vegas cracked so I can't play it, made me depressed 2bh

But I'm thinking about playing gamecube for nostalgia or some l4d2
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>>72326504
>ps3
>devil's lettuce
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DUDE PC MAYONNAISE RACE LMAO
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>>72326640
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>>72326668
>playing mod friendly games like fallout on console
>playing first person games on console
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>>72326646
im idort, I just bought that copy of Fallout NV years ago
>>72326643
l4d sucks play 'cube
>>72326572
not an argument
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This sorority stacy in front of me has a pepe folder on her phone
They're all pleb pepes though
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>Tfw some fag ugly nerd saw my pepe collection

Uuuuggghhh
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>tfw Pepe pleb
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>Try to get a good night's sleep on sunday
>Nope gotta wake up early for work
>Try to get a good nights sleep on monday
>Nope another early shift
>Try to get a good night's sleep on tuesday
>Nope, traffic decides to be extra noisy
>Try to get a good nighr's sleep today
>Nope wet dream wakes me up early
I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING SLEEP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR
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>>72326973
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today's itinerary boys

President Donald Trump’s Schedule for Wednesday, 3-15-17:

10:50 AM Depart the White House en route to Joint Base Andrews en route to Detroit, Michigan – South Lawn

11:10 AM Depart Joint Base Andrews en route to Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport – Joint Base Andrews

12:35 PM Arrive at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport – Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport

1:40 PM Tour American Center for Mobility

1:55 PM Lead a roundtable with CEOs and Union workers – American Center for Mobility

2:20 PM Deliver remarks at the American Center for Mobility

3:30 PM Depart Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport en route to Nashville International Airport

3:55 PM Arrive at Nashville International Airport –

4:25 PM Tour Andrew Jacksons Hermitage – The Hermitage

4:50 PM Participate in a wreath laying ceremony – The Hermitage

5:15 PM Deliver remarks at the Hermitage

6:30 PM Participate in a Make America Great Again Rally – Municipal Auditorium

8:00 PM Depart Nashville International Airport en route to Joint Base Andrews

10:45 PM Arrive at the White House – South Lawn

time to game prep for the rally
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t-tasukete senpai
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>>72326997
Busy day
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>>72326810
i have pokemon xd&colosseum, I also have mario sunshine so i'm excited to get ripped

I also have battletoads on rare replay
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>>72327026
P-push!
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>>72327062
I felt like a inuit walking in the snows
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>>72326997
Why is he still doing rallies
Where's the tour schedule
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>tfw no big titty gf
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>>72327096
I almost got splattered because I had to walk in the street
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>>72327090
I often forget we actually had people on the moon desu
Wish we didnt stop
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Just woke up and I'm already hungry as fuck.
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>>72327132
to talk to the people

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
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>>72327169
snack time
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the gf xx
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>>72327164
We're going back
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>>72327169
>11:30 am
>just woke up
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>>72327090
>
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>>72327206
Doubtful
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>>72327301
ur mom is doubtful
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>>72327205
Outside right now
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>>72327270
Whats this showing
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>>72327195
Wish I knew
Cool he's gonna hang out with Old Hickory's ghost
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Germanics, are they even human?
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Can we invite Poland to the next edition
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>>72327410
ayylmao
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>>72327200
cute
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Daily reminder that you're all very cute!~ <3
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>>72327510
/cumdump/?
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>>72327594
It'll only be that if we invite Germany and Russia with Poland
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>>72327592
I'm ugly
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>>72327502
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>>72327592
ty
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>>72327096
It's cozy 2bh.
Springfags out.
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>>72327364
where is this
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>>72327651
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>>72327723
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>>72327714
Around Montréal
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>>72327768
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>>72327790
Nice, me too
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>>72325758
Serious request, please respond
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*RELEASES A CANADA GOOSE INTO THE THREAD*
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>>72327874
PArc Ex from the pictures?
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just sent out an invitation to /cum/
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>>72327929
My parents feed a couple of them throughout winter.
They're suuper peaceful and gently come on the lawn when my mom goes out to feed them.
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yes hello
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>>72327929
*pets the goose*
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>>72327986
k-konichiwa~ >//< *pomf*
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>>72327981
Winter maybe, but those motherfuckers are nasty when migrating over New England
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ok bye
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>>72327993
Absolute madman
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>>72327986
Salut Jean-François!
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>>72327932
corner of fielding and walkley, i dont live there i was meeting a weed dealer
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>weed
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Make the World Great Again
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>>72328270
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wanna know how to win a brand new free car?
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>>72328272
Fuck you
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>>72328272
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What's /cum/ listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0-8dwIjP9I
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>>72328406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlingiWOHQ
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>>72328378
I suppose you are on the left
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>>72328375
watch your mouth when talking to my gf
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>>72328375
what seems to be the problem
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>>72328378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNFSU0Wym6c&t
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>>72328445
I can be whatever you want me to be
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>>72328448
I'd only be able to shut it if you had a gf to talk to in the first place

>>72328464
Fuck you too
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We should really help Africa out more
They're not ungrateful cockheads like Europoors
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>>72328406
Not much doing my resume all over to get out of neetdom and need extreme concentration to fight invasive procrastination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD71pJvHTwk

CSGO servers must be busy since all the kids are out of school today.
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>tfw just got back from a job interview I killed
>tfw already offered job

GOODBYE NEET LIFE

WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE
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>he doesn't copy and paste images into QR
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>>72328506
Or we could just let them fix their countries by themselves.
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>>72328501
why are you upset

do you suffer from the mental disorder known as leftism?
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>>72328528
were you nervous? im afraid my first interview ill drop all my spaghetti
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>>72328501
over the line bud
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>>72328494
pls be a strategic bomber and let us flight toward Mecca, I can be a nuke
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>>72328574
Do you honestly think those "people" are capable of that?

Colonialism 2.0 when.
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>>72328582
Fuck you

>>72328602
Get a gf then
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>i show up to your front door with this
what do
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>>72328528
>Year
I've been neeting for the past 3 years. I fought alcoholism and leukemia.

It's so hard to get back on the job market. Since the last couple of months I'm fixing computers, but it doesn't pay much.
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In line, just have to wait 3 hours for the doors to open
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>>72328640
Suck your dick
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>>72328625
The situation is already improving in most of those countries
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>>72328626
make me
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>>72328718
*makes you*
nothin personnel
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>>72328606
I'm coming in
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>>72328506
How to help Africa:
1) Debt relief or cancellation because you have to be delusional to think they'll pay it all back
2) Promote long-term secular education, even if it means forcing the population. If they refuse, back out of the country. It's an all or none event, no half-measures.

Emphasis on secularism, because these people are extremely tribalistic. Giving a holy book to a person who believes that killing white people cures AIDS is insane. Mormons who think they're doing good are fucking retarded.


3) Encourage autarky by severely reducing foreign aid and volunteerism. They'll suffer immediately but will be forced to change their policies which helps out future generations.
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>>72328640
smash it
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>>72328676
lol nevermind fuck that shit, I don't want to wait for three hours in the cold
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>>72328588
Not really. I was much more nervous about getting there on time to the point where I didn't sleep or eat for the last day though.

>>72328649
I highly suggest a temp agency that specializes in contract-to-perm positions. Good luck man sounds like you had it way harder than me.
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>reading how my lib friends reacted to Maddow having Trumps tax returns

they literally think Trump gave away his returns on purpose to troll Maddow and don't think Maddow did it on purpose to just get easy views.
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tag: paizuri invitation
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>haven't changed my clothes in a week
>take off my socks
>smell the inside of them
>get instantly hard
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>>72328873
madcow is stupid enough to think she had something
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>>72328972
>Gets tax returns

>reads them

>discovers nothing incriminating

>"Well shit, I better still make some money off of this"

>WE GOT TRUMPS TAX RETURNS, TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 9 TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH OF A FASCIST HE IS
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>be far-lefty
>be extremely privileged in life and never experience actual oppression
>feel guilty and support a minority of minorities in repressing people's speech and associating them with far-right ideologies
>be surprised when the far-right ideologies are normalized because people are desensitized to your comments
>be surprised that nationalism, right-wing populism, traditionalism are on the rise
>resort to the same tactics
fucking lol
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>>72329111
This is exactly the same situation when Gandalf asked Frodo to bring the ring to Mordor without Smeagol.
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>>72329111
it truly is a mental disorder
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>>72329111
This is just like how the Emperor ordered the destruction of the Jedi
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one time i was reading the comments about anime on this nigerian forum and there was this girl that said she was addicted to anime and all the other nigerians started to bully her because of how much anime she watched
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>>72329320
she deserved it dressed like that around those nigerians
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sold my shares in disney for $1300 bux
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>wake up and still want to die

outlook not so good, boys
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>>72329111
Also
>be far-left
>have the exact same tastes in comedy, music, movies, books, just literally anything
>all tastes are extremely entry-level and shallow but consider yourself an intellectual and sophisticated person
>anyone that doesnt like your taste in probably a fascist because clearly your tastes are the deepest you can go

yea dude you're really sophisticated for regurgitating the words of annoying late night talk show hosts
you and the other 7 million people who watched the episode, along with the other 25 million who heard parts of it on youtube
you're really smart
a real intellectual

you sure got me with your points dude im converting to islam to support feminism now
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>>72325525
scanada
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How do I become a merchant marine?
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>>72326504
>New vegas on console
>New Vegas on ps3
You really do belong on a cross.
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>work week starts tomorrow
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Every night I have the same sense of dread that God is judging me and about to damn me to hell
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>>72330319

I work every single day but friday this week
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>>72330373
>he doesn't have a week on/week off schedule
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>>72330436
Wtf how
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>tfw no vietnamese gf
just end me senpai
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>>72330373
>>72330436
>>72330445
>he doesn't basically get paid to go to college
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>>72330445
magic
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>>72330612

well yah, Whites dont get affirmative action scholarships
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Business casual is pretentious garbage for losers who like to pretend they have important jobs
Just let me wear my every day clothes ffs
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>Business casual is pretentious garbage for losers who like to pretend they have important jobs, Just let me wear my every day clothes ffs
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>>72330690
I am white
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>pizza place near me does deep dish pizza the right way
>doesn't open till 4 pm

fucking hell
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>Deep dish
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He's literally wearing business casual in that picture (except with an apron on top) so I don't know what point you're trying to make, working at McDonald's surely is not an important job
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>NY "pizza"
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Have any of you guys ever bought used panties off a girl?
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>Shitcago pizza
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>>72331019
No because I'm not a loser
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the only thing greasier than a NY slice are the wops that live there
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>>72331019
no but my gf farted during sex and it smelled bad
>>
>>72330894
campcounselorcookcore
>>
>>72331121

how can a hand fart?
>>
>>72331081
>>72331121
Thanks for the serious answer jerks
>>
>>72331121
> not farting louder and stronger to assert dominance

its like you dont even wanna make it sempai
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>>72329111
>be bottom righty
>dude weed lmao
>>
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>>be bottom righty
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>sump overflows and now you smell like poo
Fucking farms
>>
A bit pathetic don't you think?
>>
What the fuck man I just spend a fucking $100 on a hair cut

The website says $20 and I scheduled a normal haircut and the bitch started washing my hair and shit without asking me and then says "that'll be $91.98 :))"
>>
>>72331564
Did you at least get off?
>>
>>72331564
Bet you look good now tho
>>
>>72331564
Refuse to pay for service you never requested
>>
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>The Patriots and star LB Hightower reach a deal for 4 years, $43.5M, $19M guaranteed

SUPERB OWL CONFIRMED
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>>72331564
Did she give you a blowjob at least? there is no haircut worth more than $20.
>>
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delicious authentic new york pizza
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>>72331708
bruh that looks good as fuck
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that'll be one greasy piece of cardboard, i mean one NY slice please
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>This fat fuck triggered by pizzas with less than 20000 calories in them
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mmmm

delicious deep dish
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>>72331708
nasty
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Is this accurate?
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>>72331931
yummy
>>
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>this faggy jew yorker who got BTFO and now just green texts
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>>72331960
>>
>>72331918
>>72331867
>No soles shot
Sad
>>
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Man I love deep dish pizzas
>>
is it true that new yorkers use the ashes from the WTC to season their pizza still?
>>
>>72331960
>tfw recognize the bottom right from CoD Ghosts
just fucking kill me
>>
EYO
>>
>>72332001

luigi pls go
>>
>Yo anon make sure to grab us all deep dishes!
>>
how old is the guy who does khanacademy

I feel like such a piece of shit listening to his high school tier lectures here when he sounds so young
>>
>>72332074

>average chicago residents.jpg
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It's pretty cozy, buds.
>>72331960
Yes, that's right. This one >>72331991 is incorrect.
>>
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ah just like my mama mia used to make!
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>be new yorker
>people who can't read try to teach your kids to read
>>
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Which American city makes pizza like this?
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Ham, Pineapple, Mushrooms on thick crust is the most patrician pizza topping combo
prove me wrong
>>
>>72327830
This meme triggers me. We didn't start WW I. It was Austria-Hungary and the serbs along with the russkies, Wilhelm II has been dumb and did his part, but WW I wasn't germanys fault and Hitler wouldn't have risen into power if things went different. That doesn't mean that germans aren't dumb and over obedient, but blaming us alone is easy and historically not even correct.
>>
Ah crap guys I dropped my deep dish!
>>
>>72332185
looks like something california would make
>>
>>72332185
Had that when I visited california
>>
>>72332203
>prove me wrong

pineapple on pizza, done
>>
>>72332185
Now thats a chicago classic
D E E P
E
E
P
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>>72332241
not an argument
>>
>>72332203
>'ooms on a 'a
>>
finally found a working dl link for this album Ive been looking for
>>
>>72332181
when you're the top dog you can do whatever you want
>>
>>72332216
>>72332228
hmm?
>>
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Hello!

What are some cool places to visit in the great lake district (around Indy and Chicago to be exact)?
>>
>>72332181
>Use Celsius
>he can't see the right side of the thermometer
We do, just not for cooking or as it relates to human comfort.
>use metric
We do, just not for common measurements.
>use 24 hours
No, I need to sleep some time.

Tl;dr No.
>>
>>72332339
you denied my invitation
I don't mean to be rude but what are you doing here?
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what should i get
>>
>>72332393
aloha bbq
>>
>>72332339
Nothing, that's kind of a depressed region. That's where we keep our Slavs.
t. muh Cleveland area Slovene heritage
>>
>>72332339
i don't know, and i live near chicago
>>
>>72332393

a cyanide capsule
>>
>>72332393
>BLT
what the FUCK
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqzXAHCKAao

>Republicans WILL attack this
WTF I hate white evangelical crackkkers now
>>
>>72332393
literally hawaiian
>>
>>72332393
disgusting tbqh
>>
>>72325758
Call it from Skype, it's probably free
>>
>>72332418
>>72332553
terrible posts
>>
>>72332382
W-what invitation? I'm sorry.

>>72332419
>>72332435
There can't be literally nothing, can there? How are the lakes, are the beaches nice?
>>
>>72332672
the touristy areas of chicago will probably be pretty nice

there are lots of polish people living in the city so you can maybe find someone to show you lesser known areas you might enjoy

if you are asking about lakes and beaches i hope you are not coming here any time soon, it is cold
>>
>>72332672

>>72328019
>>72328225
I forgive you this time
>>
>>72332790
From late June to end of August.

I really wanna see the Polish areas of Chicago but I'll only be in Illinois for at most a couple of days, I guess I'll just stick mostly to the touristy areas then. I'll be staying in a suburb of Indy.

How's the South side? Does it live up to its reputation?
>>
>>72332970
avoid it at all costs
>>
>>72332961
What did you expect from /polska/. Unless a foreigner is writing in Polish, he's not gonna get replies except for sometimes some shitposting.

>>72333041
Will do
>>
thinking of quitting my job

but if I do, Im sure it'll just make the depression even worse
>>
>>72333306
look for another job right now so you can have a reason to quit
>>
>>72333306
What's your job?
>>
>>72333376

doubt someone will hire me for the 3 months I have left at school
>>
I'm thinking of dropping out of school

I haven't gone to class since the 3rd of march
Im pretty depressed
>>
>>72333592
School sucks. Drop out and learn a trade or something.
>>
>>72333592
Damn lad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grYoH9MEt_M
>>
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so hot
>>
>>72333675
>>72333682
I'm turning 24 this year and I still have my shit out of order
>>
>>72333796
who is this?
>>
>>72333866

sigourney weaver in drag
>>
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>they're still trying to make /dixie/ work
>>
kick out californians and new yorkers, bring the southerners back
>>
tfw no big titted gf
>>
Welp I'm off to waste my life in class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ_bOP0HfY
>>
>>72333972
We should do an epik raid XD
>>
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>>72334056
check out my gf
>>
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>>72334046

shant be leaving
>>
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>>72334056
I like tits too
>>
>>72334148
why is she white
>>
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>>72334117
noice udders mate
>>
>>72334177
good question
>>
>>72334177

because she's northern californian
>>
>>72334117
when will tessa fowler do porn lads?
>>
>>72334209
hopefully never unless it's just dildo stuff
>>
>>72334266
i dunno man. Tits are great but they get stale after a while if all you are doing is slowly unrevealing them everytime.
I would like to see her in a atleast softcore porn
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdyMEx0V0EU
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Buh2KnIVY
>>
>>72334446
pretty good cali fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF0hCJzUz6M
>>
real normie hours, I see
>>
*goes to a party and has sex with a random girl*
>>
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>normie
>>
https://my.mixtape.moe/sbtwpp.webm
>>
>>72325525
what do you guys talk about?
>>
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>ordered food 48 minutes ago
>still not here
>>
>>72335230
girls and donald trump
>>
>>72335230

anime, sports, >tfw no gf, and deep dish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>72331960
Fixed
>>
>>72335200

I cry everytime
>>
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>tfw fell for the trump meme

can't believe I was gullible enough to believe shit I read on /pol/
>>
>>72335286
So deep dish pizza with extra toppings huh
>>
going back †o †he us in on friday how is the snow in the northeasT
>>
>>72335528

densely packed
>>
/cum/ slow as fug
>>
>>72335528
Mild
>>
>>72335562
>>72335586
Thank you boiz I'm on 3L beers right now yet still on 4chan how fucked am I?
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa
>>
>>72335660
I drank 4 Steel Reserves one time and pissed my pants
>>
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i push my fingers into my
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>now almost an hour and still no food
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>I drink
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>>72335773

>wasting money on SR
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t48z6B6g6EE
>>
>>72335779
butthole?
>>
>>72335773
never tried those how is it?
>>72335801
>he doesn't drink
do you actually like your life or something?
>>
have you ever stuck your finger in a girl's butt?

Illinois
Yes
>>
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>>72335390
What did poor and old republican voters mean by this?
>>
>>72335913
They're 40 oz beers with 8.1%abv. They're really popular among homeless people.
>>
>>72335913
I don't dislike it enough to waste money on beverages to inebriate me
>>
>>72335925
>finger
>dick
>tongue
I'm a degenerate piece of shit.
>>
>this was over 4yrs ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xujhimh5eWs
>>
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what did the japs mean by this?
>>
>>72335982
>he thinks ryancare isn't going to be changed dramatically or even scrapped
>he thinks ryan isn't being set up to fail so they can finally replace him

silly leaf
>>
>>72335991
>among homeless people
interesting are they readily available?
>>72336036
Do you like fun?
>>
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Look at this gif I did
>>
>>72325605
you don't want one
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQBMtFZNaM
>>
>>72336142
>>72336142
new
>>
>>72336126
she's so qt
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