>dad is encouraging me to leave the country again >"just

>>72306828
He's sending you on a quest to find the leaf

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>>72306862
But I don't want to find the leaf

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>>72306862
Good one Yank

>>72306862
Nice

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>>72306862
Good one.

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>>72306828
>or a Nordic country
You would absolutely hate it here. Not even meme'ing, the endlessly dark winters and ceaseless glare of the sun(which doesn't even warm properly compared to what you'd be used to) in the summer can drive someone not used to it mildly batty, and the local culture is extremely cold and standoffish-seeming.

>>72307044
>You would absolutely hate it here. Not even meme'ing, the endlessly dark winters and ceaseless glare of the sun(which doesn't even warm properly compared to what you'd be used to) in the summer can drive someone not used to it mildly batty, and the local culture is extremely cold and standoffish-seeming.
kek, not even meme'ing, that's literally what I told him

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>>72306862
top class

>>72307044
>standoffish-seeming
Why is your english so good wtf?

>>72306828
obligatory el peruANO

>>72307551
But it's not, that's really clumsy phrasing and I'm mentally beating myself up over it as we speak.

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>>72307044
This sounds really good.

I hate sunlight due to eye problems

>>72306862
>OP's flag
>this post

>>72307044
This. Most people I've met who have stayed here for longer tend to regret it because they never got used to local culture and climate.
You're better off going to Germany or Spain.
>>72308036
Only in the winter. In the summer the sun is always up and usually at the horizon level, it just doesn't have any actual heat radiating from it.

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>>72306828
>going to study in a Nordic country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpLpE9jESNA

>>72306828
You're more then welcome to come here. On one condition: commit as many horrendous crimes as you can towards pooloos, chinks, and jews.

>>72308188
Wow.
That guy has a video for everything.

>>72308188
Who is this handsome stranger?

>>72308188
>my dad is an engineer, by the way. My brother too

jesus christ what a fucking idiot

>>72308322
he's a useless nigger who happens to be white

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes

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>>72308322
Possibly the most wise man on the internet

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>>72308337
Anybody taking him seriously ever deserve all the mockery and humiliation they can possibly get. The man is a moron of epic proportions, whose inflated sense of his own importance is only rivaled by his utter lack of self-reflection.

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>>72306862
he isnt ready yet

>>72307006
inb4 barneyfag

>>72306862
Xa-xa.

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>>72306862
Include me in the screenshot

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>>72306862
Hehehe

>>72306862
oh yeahhaha

>>72306828
GET LEAF'D!

>>72306862

>>72306828
You must earn the leaf, son

>>72306828
Leaf now and never come back

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>>72306862
The Grand Quest for the Leaf

>>72306862
How is this even funny

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>>72306862
lmao

>>72311670
kill yourself

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>>72306862
Actually laughed

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>>72306828
Go to Spain and become the Iberian-boo that will make little criollo babies.

>>72308489
>>72311670
is this guy a bot? nobody could be that autistic

>>72308082
In my humble opinion Germany is socially colder than the nordics

Source: studied in Germany and lived in Sweden and later denmark for a while

>>72312013
Kek

>>72309130
Vexilology, my man

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>>72312427
nice risk name retard

>>72306862
Good one, you're an honorary Australian now.

>>72309130
I'll admit it was rushed and not the best execution of the joke.

>>72312504
they should

>>72306862
We did it reddit

>>72306862
This.

Please come here, we need to hit our immigration quota and I'd so much rather an Incan than Araps or Somalis

>>72306862
Nice
Instant classic

Nordic countries are full

>>72306944
Maybe you'll found a tree instead

Why wouldn't you?

Peru to a Nordic country should be an extremely easy choice.

Don't pick Canada, its shit.

>>72306828
Why Canada or Europe? Has he or you considered Australia or New Zealand

Come over here life is great

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>>72306828
Bwahaha, same thing coming from my dad all the time. Too bad I'm a fucking retard dumbass, don't even know how to use door keys

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>>72313380
>we need to hit our immigration quota
Jesus Christ. That's the most cucked phrase I've read in a long time.

You're welcome in Germany

>>72307044
All of this sounds pretty sweet.

What do you want??

>>72306862

reddit! XD