How polish language sounds for you guys? Really sounds only

Kurva magnet

sounds like sophisticated Russian

>>72282788

Polish language is older than Russian one

>>72282989
Nah, Russian words have retained most of the original meanings, while Polish ones have been corrupted.

bardzo - very; used to be brzo and mean quickly
tylko - only; used to be toliko mean 'so much, this much'
etc.

and it still does in more conservative Slavic languages

Polish is such a random mess that many etymologies are unknown or simply make no sense (just look up kobieta on wiktionary). When exactly the language got distorted so badly is unknown, but I'm sure it was later than the emergence of Russian, considering the large number of direct borrowings from German that exist in no other Slavic language.

>>72282989
>Polish language is older than Russian one
What does that even mean?

>>72282788
i did not expect anyone to say such a thing

>openned the video expecting to hear some polish
>everyone speaks engurish
At least give me something so I can judge, polskanon

>Really sounds only like sz, cz, rz, ch stuff?
yes, but sounds very nice imo

>>72282687
>Really sounds only like sz, cz, rz, ch stuff?
yes, with the occasional "kluska ploska" thrown into there

>>72287136
not op, but here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmZYu9Lths

>>72282687
Like a brutal archaical ukrainian. The best slav language.

t. Saszka

>>72287203
This is how German sounds for us (but your language even "harder")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKbQyROrm-Q

Does it sound Russian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-WPREZdkI

>>72287209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h2G6QMMjA&t=22s

Sounds badass like any other slav language, you have extra points for pronounce the "r" like real languages do.
Also:
>kultura
>profesor
Latin bros.

Polish (Russia)

like English (USA) and English (UK)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phhQIXpMfcU

>>72287209
what a horrible example
here's a better one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ajkgIfEm2Q

>>72287570

skisłem xD

>Really sounds only like sz, cz, rz, ch stuff?
Yep

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>>72282687
It sounds like any other indo-"european" pseudohumanoid insect sounds if you ask me

>>72287570
ach, to tak się bawimy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NclHtjj3aWM

>>72287829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y992IDXJ1o

>>72287889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFt8BYpzsdc

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>>72288059

>>72282687
To me Polish is to Russian what Portuguese is to Spanish

Polish is the Danish language of North-Germanic, while Russian is Swedish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhGA5XncaAw

western (?) Russia, the only one russian dialect which is perfect to romanization

a phonetical Polish-like lyrics of the song:
Letu osień smotrit wsled
Leta wnoẃ sašło na niet
Daj mnie znać štoby nie praspać

Kak aciec siem let názad
Ja uwižu zwiezdapad
Daj mnie znać štoby nie praspać

Znowa bjot w ladoni doždź
Priama z samych zwiozd
Dzikí zwiozdný charawod stroit w serce most

Kak starał sia nie zabył
Kiem ja stał i kiem ja był
Daj mnie znać štoby nie praspać

Prazwieniat kałakała, štob wiesna za nami šła..

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>>72288842
how dare you

>>72288959
what do you think about Polish (Russia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oukMcedELUU

>>72288959
Is it even bad? Your pronunciation is well known as harsh, but it's mutually understanding when it comes to written Polish if you're Russian. However i personally understand almost all in spoken. Our pronunciation is gracile and we are the biggest when it comes to the amount.

>>72288985
passes as proper half-asleep kurwa

>>72282687
slobbering lazy russian

which really says a lot considering how bad russian sounds

>>72289115
>known as harsh
ok, i can live witrh that
i thought you meant we sound like someone with a speech impediment and a potato in their mouth

>>72288780
I've heard some Portuguese recently and this is not a bad analogy.

>>72289384
I guess it's all the "sh" sounds

>>72282788
wow,that's actually the nicest thing i've ever heard about our language,jap

>>72282687
Russian and Polish are like Swedish and German.

We share only some words together. Nothing more.

>>72293640
Polish is more like the English of the Slavic languages if you know what I mean.

>>72293640
ty kurwa pojebany jestes?

>ku and k
>znajdziesz and najd(z)iosz
>tu and tut
>znowu and (z)nowa
>biały and bieły

and etc etc etc

>>72293702
Russian is, because it's the most non-slavic language

>>72287280
>write Italian on a paper
>hand it to a Swiss guy
>ask him to read it out
>have Romansch
not really a surprise tbf

>>72293813
I understand Russian more than I do Polish desu, just look at recent Slav threads and you'll see far more word matches between Slovenian and Russian than between either and Polish. That's cause Polish has taken a completely different evolutionary course than all oher Slavic languages and has even undergone an extra vowel shift.

>>72282687
>How polish language sounds for you guys?
Nichego nevozmojno poniat`. Cheshskii iazik i to leg4e ne sluh vosprinimaetsia. Chto takoe pomidorowa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RleTwu7ueac

>>72295193

Check it out bro.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU9JIphUGnM

>>72293907
Isn't Bulgarian(or Macedonian) the English of the Slavic languages?

>>72293772
>>72293640
>>72293702
>>72293813
>>72293907
What a Russian would say in one sentence, Pole needs at least three.

>>72295862
like lithuinian for polish speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjR-qKoIdAk

>>72283778
>polacks call their women "mares"
LMAO

>>72295961
They've lost most of their noun cases, yes.

The Torlakian dialect of Serbo-Croatian, which is spoken on the Serbian-Bulgarian border, also does this somewhat, having something like 4 cases, while Bulgarian has 1-2-3 (there are a lot of traces of cases)

All other Slavic languages have either 6 or 7. (the seventh being the vocative)

>>72296986
But they also preserved many kinds of original Slavic tenses as I know

>>72282687
I love Polish because it's cute and polsks sound like snek kings

>>72297082
Yup. Bulgarian verbs are really complicated.

>>72296103
This isn't really a good thing desu

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How the fuck can you even compete.

>>72282687
I don't exactly know what the problem with the Polish language but it could sure as hell slow down a little and take it easy with the consonants. On the linguistic highway, Polish is a coked-up angry driver going well over the speed limit, erratically swerving all over the place. It needs to pull over and take a nap; sober up a little. Fuck me.

>>72282687
Russian for me sounds like a teenage boy with high-pitched voice trying to imitate an adult.
It also sounds extremely peasantish.

It feels weird and unnatural. Simple language for simple people.

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>Poles vs. Ruskies thread

>>72283778
>corrupted.
>conservative
>distorted
Why is every poster from Slovenia a pedantic prescriptivist? Language is a living thing and no sane linguist treats the concept of linguistic purity seriously.
also
>bardzo - very; used to be brzo and mean quickly
We can use bystro for quickly.
>tylko - only; used to be toliko mean 'so much, this much'
We use tyle for that.
Not much of a difference.

>>72298620
That English translation is pretty awful.

>>72298877
for some reason Slovenians on this board against anything Polish.

also they're waving their dick about how Slovenian is more archaic than Polish.

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>>72299177
>archaic
>just archaic
wew lad
>he doesn't know Slovenian is directly based on dinosaur noises and its grammar structures were found in the commandments of Ashtar Sheran himself

>>72299177
that's cause you're always waving your dick about muh R1b.

Also, your alphabet is atrocious, just horrible, still haven't gotten used to it. Y in a Slavic language? Must have been composed by Hitler himself.

>>72300191
>still haven't gotten used to it
Why would you try getting used to our alphabet in the first place?
By the way, >>72300120
>Kwiecien
>Sierpien
>Listopad
>Niedziela
>Poniedzialek
>Wtorek
>Sroda
>Czwartek
>Piątek
>Sobota
This isn't Slovenian spelling, is it? I understand that he was insane, but why did he use Polish?

>>72300725
>Sobota

that one actually is

Dec says Slovenia is his synonym for Poland at one point, so he was probably Polish. Weird last name for a Slovene, Dec, even though it means strong/real man in Slovene.

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>>72300924
>Slovenia is his synonym for Poland
MI

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UatauI61VD

how's my polish polbros?

>>72301575
fully understandable tier

>>72301575
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UatauI61VD


haha so cute and nice bambino ;------D

>>72301845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EqCk2OpqUq

>>72301914

so ruuuuuude :(

>>72302145
I was just kidding

I love you

Be my redpilled bf

>>72301575
bebin :--DDDD
That "sje" instead of "sie" makes you sound a bit like a ruskie though.
>>72301914
And your "kurwa" sounds more like "korwa".
Make a duckface during "si" and "u", then you will get these sounds right.
How come you know Polish pronunciation?

>>72302477
I'm Ruskie

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>>72302501

>>72302641

D:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SnVuNIWBN1

>>72302694
Didn't understand anything Tbh
What are you doing in Italy anyway?

>>72302916

Suffering

>>72303020
don't be upsetti, eat some spaghetti