>Dad keeps telling me I should get a drivers license and then

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>>72281180

these numbers need some evening out, pally, do your part

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39210463

>>72281267
Good. Less roasties

There's no law against dead people driving without a permit, consider necking yourself

>>72281471
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>72281180
You can break your own leg easily if you wrap it in hot and wet towel. I did 3 times to avoid conscription.

>>72281180
>Mom tells me the same thing
>"You can go visit friends!"
>"You will have so much more freedom!"
>Think I'll become a normie if I do this
I haven't used the car for a year now I think. What a waste of money.

>>72282546
But then I'll just be poor with broken leg.

>>72281180
a fitting 4chin song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuBVDhTPvo

>>72282546
>I did 3 times to avoid conscription.
Coward.

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>>72282609
But you won't be able to work or drive for several months. If your bones will grow together wrong way you could claim disability and get benefits.
>>72282677
Better than suck Dagestani dicks in Russian army.

>>72283120
It's not that much money. Would be retarded, easier to just work desu