>Be Australian
>Wake up after a night of emu raping
>Thirsty so go to bathroom to drink some piss
>Snake that lives in the toilet bites you
>Go out to take an antidote from the nearest drugstore
>Almost killed by a tornado, animals and silly cunts
>Sun so strong you get skin cancer
>After buying the antidote, an animal eats your anti-gravity shoes so you fall from earth
>At a certain high you see Australia looks like Scooby Doo but still deny it
>Die in space
>albania
nothing more needs to be typed
I see you've been reading our government sponsored tourism information sites.
>>72273495
Kek
>>72273472
>be albania
>have a dictator so effeminate he banned beards.
>>72273472
Oh my, it looks like I misspelled height. I sure hope no one finds out
https://youtu.be/tiyDyesLCAE
>>72273640
wow!
you're very naughty!
>>72273697
KEK
>>72273495
>>72273495
This is why people love australians on 4chan