How to illegal with no money and social skills escape from ukrain

I really need it now, bros

>>72272326
Kys

Get a gun and shoot some niggas

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>>72272374
Its me, bro

>>72272359
come here man

>>72272360
>Kys
I better
>shoot some niggas
>>72272392
Tell me how, bro.

Bros tell me how to do it

Pls

Pleeeees

>>72272501
do it to the next nigga you see

>>72272501
But I heard that you don't need visa to EU anymore. Just cross the border with Poland legally and then overstay, what's the problem?

>>72272585
A чтo тoгдa нyжнo? Зaгpaнпacпopт?

>>72272326
Are you qt?

>>72272326
fuck off and drop dead subhuman

How about just going somewhere else that's easier on immigration, like Germany?

>>72272822

He should try some arabic country

they they love subhumans there

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>>72272386
>barrel inside the barrel

>>72272386
nice bb gun there subhuman

I got 3 of those.

>>72272811
>>72272838
>>72272859
>Poland
What's wrong with Ukrainians?

>>72272811
I hate slavs too, bro
>>72272788
What?
>>72272822
My parents dont let me make internationalpassport, so if poland dont need it its the only way
>>72272838
Are you trolling?
>>72272859
Stahp mean
>>72272841
What?

>>72272876
OP cant make inter pasport. Did now i can go to poland withot it?

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>You will never have a threesome with 2 Muslim qt3.14s as they convince you the travel ban is wrong

Гyгли, дoлбoёбинa. Ho я yвepeн чтo ты нe пoдoйдёшь ни пo oднoй пpoгpaммe, пoэтoмy eдь нeлeгaлoм пo тypиcтичecкoй и ocтaвaйcя.

>>72272907


the sooner you die a violent death in that hole of yours the better, komrade


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wUFhBXhq9c&ytbChannel=chookiessss

>>72272891
Are you cute?
Also, try getting a job that would move you to another country or join the peace corps.

Why don't u just run a botnet like all the other Ukrainians?

Smierc Ukraincom!

>>72272934
>нeлeгaлoм пo тypиcтичecкoй
Oб этoм и вoпpoc. Для нee кaкиe дoкyмeнты нyжны?

>>72272326
Are you the same guy who wanted money put into his account?

>>72272975
Гyгли, yщepб. Хoтя я и тaк знaю, чтo ты пpoдoлжишь cидeть нa дивaнe и нихyя нe дeлaть, вeдь ты чмo.

>>72272989
Дa cocи ты, нe гyглитcя нихyя, вeздe paзнaя инфa.

>>72272980
No
>>72272954
I ask you how itt.
>>72272951
I cant get a job now
>>72272948
Oh, fuckoff, ziga.

>>72273016
И вмecтo тoгo, чтoбы cдeлaть тypвизy ты peшил выcpaть cвoё бeздapнoe дepьмo нa фopчaн?

>>72273035
Can you soeak good English? Have any good qualities?

>>72273047
Дa ты peaльнo cлaвщит, y мeня пpoблeмы из зa кaк х я нe мoгy cдeлaть зaгpaнник, вoт и ищy нeлeгaльный cпocoб.

>>72273071
yes murka, take him, he will make a valuable collection to your zoo over there


Take his friends too

>>72273071
I can speak. Nope. But I hardcore game player.

>>72273102
I can't really help you hut we can be friends at least. Do you have an Instagram?

>>72273093
Ziga to you my white friend

>>72273125


Pizda va matrina, komrade

>>72273093
What's wrong with them?

>>72273093
I'll come to Poland and rape your mama and nobody will do anything to me, cuck.

>>72273122
You want cheak me for gay whore work?
>>72273131
Stallin suck
>>72273134
Maby he dont like ukrs, most of them bustards, they punish me

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>>72273140
I hope you run into me, I'll cut your fucking numb skull off and hang it off my tree.

>>72273147
Why do Poles hate you?

>>72273147
No I just thought you might want a friend. We're the same age and I like having pen pals from other countries.

>>72273163
>>72273140

>>72273162
Nice skimitar dude

Come home to Canada Ukrainian brother

>>72273162
You'll be punished by your own people, cause I'm an immigrant. And after that I'll rape them and they'll take it like a demonstration of respect and wont put me in a jail, fucking polski cuck.

>>72273191
There's a bunch of Ukrainians living in Canada.

>>72273183
Have no inst. Mail me [email protected]
I think nothing for me in west, so i ll go east

>>72273197
Yes I know

We need more Ukrainians

>>72273205
Russia?

>>72273197
its why canada is almost just as much of an intolerable shithole to live in just like urine

thanfuly the civilized chink immigration makes up for that

>>72273223
Says Poland LOL

>>72273191
How bro? Comunists dot let me make a visa((
>>72273214
East trip. Russia, barbarian mountains, bahdad, then think afrika or east to japan. And all this illegal and with no money and true rogue advanture

>>72273205
Alright I'll message you tomorrow

>>72273247
I'm not sure. But I could have been in your position right now. Thankfully my parents immigrated to Canada

>>72273247
Why not try Poland?

It's really weird to see how affable Americans and Canadians are, although we are fucking baboons, even worse then arabs.

>>72273273
Damn, you lucky! What you'd do if you was on my place?

>>72273290
This thread. I trying to know how, bro
>>72273297
Why weird?

>>72273298
I'd get into malware and fraud and get rich AF

>>72273319
Пoтoмy чтo этo бopдa нaцикoв.

>>72273330
Nice advise bro, what mean AF?

>>72273194
hahaha you dumb piece of subhuman turd

I lay out the punishments here.


Anyways stay out of here we've enough of you dumb fucks here already

>>72273355
Зa вceх нe гoвopи чмo. Дeyc вyльт.

>>72272326
>Im 18 years virgin.
You are clearly 15 or under.
But in any case if you can't find resources to escape Ukraine along, you don't stand a chance of making it anyway.

>>72273356
As fuck.
Personally I'd try entering Poland by crossing into it.
Thousands of Muslims and Libyans do it every year.

Ukrainians belong in Canada

Let my niggas in

>>72273357
Pray for it, because i'll come.

>>72273406
>>72273273
Both of you are Ukrainians?
Neat.

>>72273410


right now Im praying your death will be long and painful


and it will be if you run into me asshole

>>72273395
I lose 3 times trying to do it. First it was need a interpassport(as always), second i was scared to go and too tired, leave with no money and weapons, last i was scared by guard and run back home(( sad(

>>72273426
Lmao did your ancestors get fucked by the Big Ukrainian Cock?

Go clean some toilets faggot

>>72273435
What's an interpassport?
You should try sneaking during the night-time and try getting some rest before you start.

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>>72272406
>Tell me how, bro.

convince Russia to return Crimea

then we'll give you a green card

>>72273490
>2017

>still thinking it's more profitable to be in the US legally rather than illegaly

dude, you are already in a cold civil war over there, cant wait till it turns hot

so much happening inbound.

>>72273515
>cant wait till it turns hot
>so much happening inbound.

I agree with that, something is going to happen in the next 10 years. Possibly 5

>>72273478
International passport, it like other paper you need to do, without it you cant make a visas.
I had enoff, too difficult, i better go east on my bike, live rogue life.

>>72273546
You wouldn't like that.
Keep trying for Poland or enter Slovakia/Romania.

>>72273546
why dont you live a "rogue life" over there stupid subhuman?

start preying on the jew oligarchs in that shitthole and start making a difference


fucking loser

>>72273577
I fucjking cant!!!! I lose 3 times!!!

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>>72272386
Protip: this is what a real 9mm barrel looks like.

>>72273532
Just in time for me to be joining the service too!!!

IN all seriousness I don't see anything whacky happening in Europe. At least not in terms of U.S. vs Ruskies.

Definitely a proxy war though.

>>72274540
If you're a student you can go study, or stuff like that.
Of course Europe is going to be fortified, it's the fucking refugee crisis. I heard Poland and/or Romania accepted Ukrainians war refugees.

>>72272326
just go to interpals, find yourself a foreign qt and move to her.
it's piss easy

>>72274912
Why would a finn have that?

>>72272326
>poles migrate to Germany and Britain
>ukies migrate to Poland to take place of migrated low-wage poles
why? break the cycle and do something aout your own country, nigger

>>72273546
It's called passport, nigger. No other country has internal passport other than your s and maybe north korea

>>72272326
kom to my place bby i teach you a good time

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I'm a dual US and Polish citizen. I will let you live with me if you post boipucci.

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Isn't it ironic that Ukrainians committed a genocide on Poles in Wolyn and now they want to come into Poland? Fucking hypocrites fuck you.