Why do Americans circumcise their red plastic shoes in the fridge

Americans microwave their bananas on easter

oooooooo Americans

>>72265446
I can confirm that everything in thread is true

I'm really beginning to hate Canadians

>>72265446
are you my qt >tfw spent whole day on 4chan leaf?

>>72266970

This is the same Canadian posting 3 times

File: 1423374235130.png (27KB, 396x400px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 396x400px

>>72266987
no

>>72266970
FCUK YOU

File: 1489434922977.jpg (55KB, 957x621px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 957x621px

>>72267206

>>72266970
Looks like any post by any country 2bh.

File: bad leaf.png (194KB, 585x560px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 585x560px

>>72265446

>>72265446
It's a fucking leaf!

But i like it!

Keep it up leaf bro.

If the USA disowns you, you can always join up with the EU.

But looking at current American politics(the orange clown with the small hands in the big white house) you might disown them first kek.

>>72269071
wut

why don't americans celebrate waitangi day?

>>72269071
no way in hell are we joining the EU t*rk

>>72266970
>beginning
You're like a little baby

@72270408
get a leaf and then we'll talk

why do americans walk with their shoes on in the freezer?

File: lelelel.jpg (202KB, 571x542px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 571x542px

Why do Americans literally shit and piss out of their fucking asses?