/brit/

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cara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIWmFXMhu7E

tune

Article 50 triggered within 12 hours lads

>>72259611
English independence will ruin Scotland 2bqh

GOTT STRAFE SCHOTTLAND

Poor edition /Brit/ is a pro union general

>>72259626
is a dirty slag

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the state of r/unitedkingdom.

aroooo

business idea: steal article 50

Rate my singing voice /brit/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

>their capital us ruled by a paki
so this is the power of /brit/..

NEED to smash some twink anus lads

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'tchmarsh

>>72259710
bit gay

I wished it was Wales instead of Scotland to leave they have better scenery

>>72259703
at least he isn't a lithuanian

Charli XCX would sleep with anyone in this thread

>>72259678
they're right you know

would do >>72259694
and >>72259710
desu

? ?? ?? ?? ?T
WORK
? ?? ?? ?M
? ?? ?? ?O?
? ?? ?? ?R
? ?? ?? ?R
? ?? ?? ?O
? ?? ?? ?W ?? ?? ?? ?

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>why yes, I am bisexual

>>72259754
me first

>>72259754
hook me up senpai

Ah yes... Engels... the Luigi of communism

the extreme distress we see in people labeled mentally ill is nothing more than a form of social protest against unbearable situations

>>72259656
don't get me gassed bruv

business idea: emigrate to canada or australia

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it's time

>>72259703
statistically we're all pakis

>>72259611


haha English pakis will so arsepained when we finally leave this time.

>>72259754
She likes Asians

>ugh I just can't believe the UK government is going to carry out a democratic vote

t. r/Unitedkingdom

>>72259626
>Supreme

she can die in a hole

fat chips i was gassed

>>72259762
nobody is right because nobody has a fucking clue what is going to happen.

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charli is an ugly horseface cow. stop posting only good pics of """"""her """"

>>72259673
Hence the name.

However, the Scotshit OP knows we are here out of laziness, and nothing more.

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>hi pal, it's me from the club the other night
>i go by the name of dj vang
>was wondering if you could check out my mix on the 'cloud when you get a chance

>>72259866
the referendum was merely advisory

*pushes the granny of the throne*
I'm the King now

copper chopper is out, sirens are nearby and a silver nissan with it's front end smashed to fuck just tore through my street

Countries i've been to

>Ireland
>spain
>france
>belgium
>netherlands
>america

feels weird that i've never even been to eastern europe let alone a real poor country

>>72259875
I wish I could bury my face in her armpits and sniff deeply.

>>72259564
IF that happens, IF the radical governemnts are unable to make change through diplomatic measures. I think the people will act, eventually. It'll be civil war, an 'us vs them' scenario. At least, that's what history dictates

>>72259880
howling

wonder what reece and chloe think of brexit

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WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS!!!

>>72259884
Yeah the result "advised" what the democratic will of the people is

tumblr follower count is starting to snowball lads

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>the referendum was merely advisory

i ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or indian, so imprisonment is not a predicament i envision for a white boy

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jesus fucking christ work tomorrow

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>>72259921
concerning

>>72259915
been to everything you said plus
>germany
>austria
>czech republic
>slovakia
>hungary

>>72259952
yeah

the people don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>72259915
countries ive been to

>spain
>france
>italy
>belgium
>germany
>hungary
>czech republic
>swaziland
>south africa
>USA

i guess you could say,,, i am man of the world....

want sturgeon and may to take turns shitting my mouth 2bh

cream tea

god lorde is such a beauty. a bjork for the new generation. listen to this performance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86s_1hpX4Yc

As an American with 50% dutch ancestry, whos great grandpa was responsible for overseeing the project of bringing a windmill from the Netherlands across the atlantic ocean to set up in Holland Michigan, i can describe how ecstatic I am for my Dutch brothers and Sisters as the prospect of Geert Wilders winning this election. I just want to say I am very happy for you all and also proud of you. I plan to come visit very soon if everything works out. Thank you and stay based yall.

>>72259945
jaguarlandrover sent out a letter to all employees telling to them to vote remain so they probably did

>>72259880
>>72259935
really rude.

>>72260004
>france
don't come back

>You will never lie in bed on a cool Sunday morning cuddling your very cute and loyal gf

>>72260005
do you want to be our friend

really love the gf

think she might be the one

>mate messages me and tells me he has a busy day tomorrow cos he has two lectures
REEEE ARTS STUDENTS FUCK OFF
TWO LECTURES IS NOTHING, I LITERALLY HAVE AT LEAST 4 EVERY DAY
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>72259945
reece isn't registered to vote

>>72260002
Good idea. Lets get rid of voting all together and go back to absolute monarchy.

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work tomorrow

"At what point does anyone in power publicly state the referendum was a mistake, the arguements flawed and that Brexit will be a disaster for the country. What is currently going on is absurd."

Reddit is imploding

Would gladly push your so called "queen" off the stairs

>>72260020
>a bjork for the new generation.
stop

lorde and her angsty suburbanite minimalist tumblr shit has nothing on bjork

can't wait to ibiza with the lads in the summer and go to one of dj vang's sets at amnesia

/pol/ is fucking dire

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>>72260007
>ywn lie naked across the border with may shitting on your balls and sturgeon shitting on your face

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>>72260005
me

Article 50 bill clears parliament as peers vote down amendment on parliamentary veto by majority of 156

Peers have voted down the Lib Dem bid to reinsert the amendment giving parliament a veto on the outcome of the Brexit talks by 274 votes to 118 votes - a majority of 156.

That’s it. That means the bill has cleared its final parliamentary hurdle.

The bill has not become law yet. That does not happen until it gets royal assent. But that will happen sometime relatively soon, probably tomorrow. All it requires is for the Queen to give her approval, which for all we know could happen tomorrow morning over breakfast.

BREGGSIT BRITIAN IS A GO LADS

>>72260034
i actually had a really lovely time
you're probably parisian, dont worry i have no intentions of coming to your shithole any time soon
it's like someone looked at london and thought "right, how could we make this even worse?" then they made paris

>>72260002
If this isn't true, then what is the point of the parliamentary system?

someone give me a rundown on this DJ Vang

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>Would gladly push your so called "queen" off the stairs

>>72260095
literally full of underage yanks being edgy

It's happening!!!!

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DEATH TO THE UNION

FREEDOM FOR CELTS

>>72260130
he's an up and coming DJ causing waves in the nova scotia drum and bass scene

>>72260068
ah yes, there's only two extremes here

hmm what's that thing that we currently have...
ah yes "representative democracy"
where the people elect officials to do the political stuff for them
quite a good system I'd say

let's use that

>>72260130
all me

though i don't call myself "dj vang", just "vang"

BAGGY TROUSERS

is there a worse poster on /brit/ than that australian who claims to have a pastry chef gf who has a pet eel and lives in new zealand

i would put that lying lard sack in the ground in .1 seconds if i saw him

>>72260117
inb4 the queen dies we have to wait until charles is crowned who then refuses and adicates and then we need to wait until william is crowned

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>>72260172

>>72259915

Ireland and Spain are poor countries

>still 4 (four) days of work left

absolutely horrendous

Won't lie this general is really funny desu

>>72260005
>4.7 million people have no mates
thats mad. Statistically at least some of them must be sound lads. Hope they're okay x

>>72260176
>representative democracy is only good when it suits me!

royally ascend this m'lady

*unzips penis*

>>72260196
why hasn't there been any other grils posted recently

the lithuanian is now our best mate

>>72260120
DO NOT COME BACK

>>72260196
literally can't differentiate between any of the commieslags desu

>>72260184
Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest

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>>72260004

here's my map

>>72260129
>if this isn't true
ah but it is true

we have a parliamentary system so that we can elect officials (who are generally well versed in the whole politics thing) to do the politics stuff for us

>>72260230
not what I'm saying nor what I'm getting at

I've been to Vilnius and it was nice 2bh

>>72260177
post 'cloud

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>>72260198
The Scots will win this time lad

>>72260196
what about this slag?

https://twitter.com/desi_bitch

>>72260269
>not what I'm saying nor what I'm getting at

It's exactly what you're saying.

>>72260021
most american thing i've read in a while

>>72260266
hemispherophobia is REAL

>>72260256
you live in a SHIT HOLE MATE
FUCK OFF CUNT
CUNT REE
CUNT

I've always realized that God exists. How the fuck can the universes be made from nothing without some form of divine intervention? How can simple bacteria-sized lifeforms evolve into complicated lifeforms such as humans, canines, felines, birds, etc.?

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what time is it ?

>>72260302
no it isn't

>>72259626
this 2bh

not a fan of the hair

>selling some stuff that I don't use online
>have a 3DS XL that is brand new
>take it out of box and carry it downstairs to take some pics as the lighting is better
>drop it on the tiled floor in kitchen
>smashes

Ahh yes, very good, sir. May I have another.

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>dj vang?
>no m'dear lady i only go by the name of vang
>i am not just a dj you see, i am an artist in all senses of the word

>>72260285
https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax

note that anon is making fun of me saying i am "making waves", i barely ever post anything and have 20 followers

>>72260234
>he doesn't know

There is NOTHING worth seeing in the southern hemisphere

>>72260317
10:18 pm

>>72260337
literally this

need a break from the mandy

might get on the gear this weekend

>>72260309
...heh, he's not going to come back
he doesn't have the balls

>>72260317
Brexit time

>>72260336
>nuh uh!

lol

>whatsapp groups

terrifying

wish I could leave them all

>>72260310
are you being serious

you not understanding evolution isn't proof that god exists lol

utter runtess
https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/841154460835598336

TRIGGER IT
R
I
G
G
E
R

I
T

I'd be a communist if so many of them weren't members of the (((tribe))) tbqh

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>are you being serious
>you not understanding evolution isn't proof that god exists lol

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>>72260423
>cd .
>cd code
>pwd
>cd..
>cd code
>cd crazy_strings

we Kode

>>72260423
2 1

Bright Eyes are unironically becoming my favourite band desu. Think I might be a 15 year old emo girl haha

>>72260466
>>72260447
>>72260423
NEED a tall amazonian gf

https://twitter.com/skynewsbreak/status/841412726886928385

ACTIVATE IT

>>72260423
6'1 vs 5'11

>>72260423
>>72260447
>>72260466

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0DAz_30qQ

>>72260423
lankette and qtp2t

might post the same 12 pictures nonsexual swimmer girls

might not

So uhm do you guys still hate France because of that whole war thing? Thanks in advance x

getting a bit depressed at what /pol/ has become

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>>72260423

>muslims suffering a drought

hahahahahahaha where is allah

>>72260423
ASR is my waifu.

>>72260534
Which war.

>>72260538
who is that? karlie kloss?

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workqt is leaving at the end of the week

Don't particularly like pakis but I bet those bed sheets that they wear are comfy as fuck when its hot. It would be light and breathable as fuck.

Would feel like you're wearing nothing at all.

>>72260534
no we hate spaniards instead

>>72259626
how old is this pic? had platinum blonde hair like 2 years ago, was dece but a fucking pain

>>72260567
durn to yah

>>72260534
wars between france and britain are merely just a bit of banter

>>72260553
>>72260553
>>72260553

>>72260590
bit gay

>>72260535

who gives a shit

>>72260606
You utter spacker.

>>72260586
Better get that number aha x

>>72260567
>>72260538
small women have better proportions

the manlet meme doesn't apply to women

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>>72260586
Get her number lad.

>article 50 within 12 hours
so it's confirmed Britain is well on its way to becoming shit, aaamiirtite lads?

>>72259611
What happens if Scotland secedes, lads?

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i've become infatuated with this communist slag sara, is there some gallery available somewhere one of you would be willing to provide the link to?

>>72260588
agreed

also like the headflap they have where its held down by a circular band

must go the desert and try it out one day

>>72260567
rest of yall know when i durn to yah

>>72260638
wasn't supposed to be a new /brit/ thread
you are the utter spacker here

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>>72260513
outer britain when?

>>72259626

fucking hell that's horrid


what it's like idolising a coalburner?

how does an average anglo look?

FUNNY ISNT IT>>72260671

>>72260660
we invade

>>72260567
5'11" vs. 6'0".jpg

Are all women autistic?

>>72260696
not sure what you mean by this

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>>72260692

>>72260722
no

>>72260723
Didn't mean to quote you x

What will happen to us when we become a minority? What happens when a coalition of minorities can pass any law they want? We already have shit like affirmative action, and university departments being openly hostile towards accepting white male graduate students, and people ignoring black on white violence, and so on and so on and so on

Girl actually asked for MY number today. So this is what happens when a handsome NEET leaves the house and accidentally arrives into a social situation

Hmm yes.

The queen is gonna royally ascend and descend my shaft over tomorrow's breakfast lads

Ballbag just burst

business idea: trademark fedora posting and sue /brit/ posters

>>72260727
GIVE THE LINK m8

>>72260777

don't be a cunt

seeing our dwindling influence in our own country is a positive thing.

We now view suicide as a disease: hence the efforts to 'prevent' and 'treat' it, "
But suicide is more like a treatment: It is the only effective remedy against what sometimes ails people - namely, the necessity to go on living.

is football redpilled or a jewish trick lads?

i mean, on the one hand, you can clearly see the pure ultranationalism is inspires- flagwaving, chestbeating, songs and chants, mocking other countries, celebrating victory

on the other- they fill the teams with third worlders from africa showing that our own ethnic people aren't being represented in our sports

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Happening lads.

We doing this.

Lords got their virtue signalling out of the way to ensure the yoof stick up for them when Lord's reform is talked about next, now they backed down.

>>72260826
edgy

*stirs last night's haggis*

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>>72260692

>>72260777
shut up you racist!

>>72260674
Literally me and the missus. Exact same height difference. Must admit, I'm still not used to it.

>>72260722

Apparently they sometimes don't tell women that they are borderline because it's considered almost impossible to treat effectively, so they just say "bipolar," give them the pills, and call it a day.

My hypothesis is that BPD is really just a more intense version of a normal woman - completely insane and irrational. It's normal-woman-on-steroids. Facts don't matter - their feelings are the facts in their mind.

Basically, never trust a woman and never believe a word they say.

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We made it to Reddit guys! We did it!

>>72260777
>>72260777
>We already have shit like affirmative action
FOY

>>72260657
>>72260639
already got it

now what?:/

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>>72260820
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97

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Ah I see how it is going to be
>Britain becomes shit
>Drives away the leechers
>Transforms once again into a mighty empire with copious amount of help from US taxpayers
>Wala new Britain is formed

nobody actually knows what brexit will look like, it's far too complicated

>>72260921
Just be yourself.

You can always tell someone gets their entire knowledge of politics from /Pol/ when they start using american terms to discuss British politics

>>72260831
Both aspects sound mostly shit desu

>>72260928
its "voila" you mong

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>>72260900
not even an brit gimmick

>>72260928

piss off you stupid fat cunt

>>72260922
cheers mate.
hmm, she's 19 then.. rather unexepected, still thank you :)

>>72260938
this, just hoping we can take on whatever's coming Tbh

>>72260727
+8 for the face and body, -1000000000 for the tats

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>>72260959
>he doesn't know

>>72260685
STANDING

>>72260722
>tfw no autismo gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGQGBE_yrf0

>>72260959
>>72260982
Frogs OUT.

>>72260965
Haha you zany Brits

Do a traditional English jig mate!

the so called post brexit NHS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Health_Care_Act

hope you're happy leaveshitters

>>72260982
>fabled British "bants"

>>72260777
We need to start identifying ourselves as indigenous Europeans. A Chilean lad suggested this on /pol/ other night and it's genius.

want yanks and leafs banned from /brit/ forever

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>>72261018

when's mothers day lids?

>>72260993
what don't I know

>it ain't me starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

gonna have sex to pavarotti in a bit

Redpill me on King Arthur

>>72260996
that overbite

these days if you say you're english, they throw you in jail

>>72261077
pay weekend so no excuses

>>72260928
It's 'et voila' not 'wala' you fucking ignoramus.

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I can't wait until we leave the EU and we have another election, and then Theresa May can do what she likes without worrying about Tory rebellions or the EU/European courts interfering.

>>72261044
>american


hmmm

>>72261084
eat shit and die, boxhead

>OH LOOK AT ME SOOOOO AWKWARD LE AUTISM GIRL

fuck. off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8

I'm english

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>It's 'et voila' not 'wala' you fucking ignoramus.

>>72261077
>look it up
>accidentally autocorrects to motherless day
>sad stories about people not having mums on mother's day
its the 26th but christ lad

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>It's 'et voila' not 'wala' you fucking ignoramus.

Hehe

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Ashens thinks he's sooooooooooo fucking funny when he's not. He's also a shite actor and thinks he's amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrfOahWNT_A

>>72261179
>accidentally
yeah okay lad we all know what you've been looking at

>>72261138
our new trade agreement will make it easier for yank corporations to control us than it would have been under TTIP since the EU has successfully tempered their interventions

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Just imagine it lads.

>Have MPs in Westminster who can vote on English & Welsh issues.
>Use your Scottish MPs to pass the vote for £9,000 tuition fees in England & Wales, a vote which would have failed without Scottish interference.
>English MPs have no say over Scottish education. Scots go free.
>Dust yourself off after a vote well done, and go to the bar to meet up with your SMP friends, who sit not like you in Westminster, but in an entire devolved parliament all especially for you to run your own little portion of the UK.
>Complain about having "no political say" over your country while you vote on English issues and your brothers and sisters sit in Holyrood.
>Complain about how the UK has border protection and you should be opening your borders like Sweden because muh Scottish Scandinavian utopia.
>Elect to the national British parliament every single seat that you are responsible for bar one, a nationalist party that puts your region first.
>Still cry about no representation.
>Campaign for and get an independence referendum.
>Vote to stay in the UK.
>Vote overwhelmingly to stay in the EU, while based England and Wales vote to leave.
>Cry about that too.

Is there a more cucked people on Earth?

>>72261081
i know you wont believe this but i unironically started the it aint me meme

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>>72261172

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>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah like the Royal wedding?! I was CRYING

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>Ashens thinks he's sooooooooooo fucking funny when he's not. He's also a shite actor and thinks he's amazing.

>>72261215
refuse to believe people actually like this music

>>72261113

Us anglos need to take this country back into our own hands

>>72261186
>>72261176
shut the fug up

>>72261222
oh this new trade agreement that doesn't even exist

right

really want whoever built the sliding panel doors in my room to die

>>72261260
Ari nite lad.

>>72261227
the english? yeah pretty much ha

>>72261236
Why wouldn't I believe that?

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is sex even that good

Actually it's et voilà you fucking cretin.

>>72261302
Night lad

>>72261326
nah

>>72261291
with next to no leverage for negotiations with any international country

>>72261326
depends on the girl

>>72261297
I tried my best :(

>>72261281
That's industrial. Throbbing Gristle, Brits invented it first.

>>72260988
NONCE

>>72261210
>Ashens thinks he's sooooooooooo fucking funny when he's not

Le sarcastic Brit who really labours it and piles it on because American Britaboo teenagers who search for Brits on youtube are incapable of understanding sarcasm unless its carefully spelt out in a really obvious over the top silly voice.

>>72261176
Never understood the phenomenon of directly taking the piss out of somebody but not replying to my posts. You passive aggressive little shite what are you afraid of?

Yeah that's it, just quote me again with a fedora image or something why don't you. Fucking pussy 'ole haha.

how do i go about getting myself a homely texan wife?

Just bagged meself a int bf :3

really need a top lad to post that famous kpop webm of the girls dancing in a dance studio

>>72261371
shouldn't be standing in the middle of town preaching the end of the world through a megaphone with all the other delusionals?

>meet bloke from another company at a conference in January
>our companies did a project together a while back so I knew him from a few meetings
>says they're expanding in the area I specialise in
>noncommittally asks if I'd be interested in a job in the near future
>say "sure, why not" just as noncommittally
>get contacted via LinkedIn two weeks later
>invited to an interview
>decide to go for it just to see how I do, probably won't make it
>don't do that great at the interview IMHO
>week of silence post-interview so I assume I failed to impress them
>get offered a contract offer 8 days after interview
>almost twice my current salary (£58k to £33k)

HELP

I like stability in life I didn't want a new job why have I brought this upon myself.

I was fully prepared to refuse the contract until I saw how much they are offering.

Now I have to move to fucking Cambridge.

>>72261326
it's alright

>>72261156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30T9jpXDqGw

>>72261422
LONDON

>>72261424
bit gay but is it me?

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>Never understood the phenomenon of directly taking the piss out of somebody but not replying to my posts. You passive aggressive little shite what are you afraid of?

>Yeah that's it, just quote me again with a fedora image or something why don't you. Fucking pussy 'ole haha.

the hype before sept 18 2014 was pretty epic ngl

glad it didn't go through though. We'd be fucked. will probably vote to stay in 2018

>>72261380
This. If the girls really into it and she's fit it can be amazing, but if she's not into it it just becomes hard work where you get an orgasm at the end of it.

>>72261370
>>72261380
>>72261447
Jog on normies

>>72261444
cambridge is really lovely

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>>72261460
You the lad in the animme bender thread on int? Then y-yes

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>>72261380

>girl

penis in the vagina goes

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

>>72261186
Ah yes, how predictable. While typing the post, you do exactly as I say you would.

Must be some kind of Nostradamus or something. Absolute paki.

Did anyone join that lad in Edinburgh at the cinema today

>>72261326
would literally murder someone just to talk to her for 5 minutes

>>72261468
nah vote leave, don't like scottish meddling in english politics. It's clear that we're extremely politically different, and staying together does fuck all for either of us

>>72261494
no but I should be (not gay)

>>72261504
Or if it is me doing it.

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

>>72261448
The fact that she was diagnosed as adult makes me quite sure that this is bogus. Good on her for scoring those sweet sweet autismbux though.

>>72261516
yeh we had fun

>>72261548
>>72261548

felix argyle

would only vote for scottish independence if the SNP got hacked and it showed they had a plan to turn us into full reich mode including death camps for the english

ded

>>72261444
Do it obviously lid

>>72261306
>the english? yeah pretty much ha

Laugh it up mate, but the English are sick of moaning Jocks and the support rate for Scottish independence was higher in England than Scotland last referendum.

After the Brexit vote English sentiment will be even more anti-Scottish.

Keep calling our bluff and you might have to actually make good on it. Theresa May knows its suicide with Conservative voters to pander to Scots demands, that's why she gives no fucks.

>w-we didn't mean to leave the UK we just wanted preferential treatment, w-we didn't actually think the SNP would call another referendum vote we just wanted them to get us more special treatment. Pls let us back in muh oil reserves dried up

Was on my tea break with headphones in at work but without my music on and a girl was saying I was cute to her friends.

Then when she left she waved at me and said hello, should I have asked for her number? Feel like I missed an opening because of my social retardation. Or was she just mocking me? Not sure.

>>72261674
>waved

That's the sign she's good to go lad. You were supposed to mount her right there and then

>Sturgeon trying for independence again.
Nice try scots, try living without our money and see how it goes.

"Independence"

You mean swapping from a state of the UK to a state of the E.U.? Ah, yes. Very independent indeed. Why not change the name of the SNP to the Scottish Eurpean Union party, or the Scotland Anti-England party? It's far more apt

>>72263472
>Scots vote on things that only affect england.
>Scots are the only reason why brexit was so close
>Scots rely on our government then fuck off after shitting all over our country
>Get to enjoy sovereignty of their own country with barely any english interference

Fucking SCOTLAND