http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w orld/americas/us-politic

>>72247687

Ameriwanks

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>>72247687

>>72247687
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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>>72247687
oh my lord

Remunerati for the masturbation

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land of the freedom where you need to pay to masturbate

ITT: angry third worlders

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>>72247947
Back to the jungle monkeys

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>>72247947
samefag
>>72248022
have you paid your wank tax today mr. yank?

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>>72247687
Doesnt she realize that by her logic, women would be charged of murder every mensuration cycle

What the hell is wrong with liberals and feminists

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Can't polish the knob?

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>it is mandatory for Americans to tip whenever they jack off

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>>72247687
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>>72247833
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>>72248120
>this passes as comedy on this board

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>>72248120

Pay close attention to the statistics on the bottom right corner.

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>>72248129
Wouldn't it technically be involuntary manslaughter or something.

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ITT: brainlets

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>>72248177
Does the money go into some sort of "wank bank" my yank friend.

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>>72248310
>Wank bank, yank.
>WANK
>BANK
>YANK

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>american men legislate womens genitalia to hell and back
>get incredibly butthurt when someone proposes legislating male genitalia
now i see why saudis are best friends with americans

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>be american
>get shot
>die
>cum post mortem
>your inheritance gets taxed 100$

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Yank cannot wank?

>>72248129
Exactly her point. It's just as retarded to consider a pile of unformed cells a human being with human rights and it is to consider every wasted sperm a dead child.

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>MFW the bill is meant to troll anti-abortionist in Texas lawmakers.

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>be american
>get fast food in the drive way on my scooter
>black people in a truck start beeping behind me
>tell them my wife is at home and ready for them
>one pulls out a gun
>at that same moment I'm giving my food
>the sheer tension makes me shart
>unfortunately not in the mart where this is normal
>gobble down the food
>my fat is clogging my throat and it won't go down
>lady asks for money while the black man is yelling muh dick and pulling out his glock
>have heart attack from the stress
>collapse on the spot
>wake up in hospital
>black man shot me while I was out
>have to pay for heart attack, bullet wound, food and the crack on the ground I left
>finally get home
>scooter is out of freedom juice
>waddle my way past my automatic double doors in my home
>stressful day time for a fap to calm myself down
>many minutes later I find my penis under my gluttonous mass
>start reaching for it from my seat like a box of orios on the top shelf
>start jerking it to the sound of Jamal fucking my ex wife in my bed room
>suddenly
>lady bursts through the door and fines me for fapping

I am American. I am a cuck.

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STOP MASTURBATING

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>>72247687

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>>72248568
>+ $50 for unrefrigerated shoes
>+ Tip plus the tip they dont have

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>>72247687
>be yank
>wank
>get fined $10+tip
>tip of your dick

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>>72249229
good thread opener