/dixie/ - Southern States General

Grits = oatmeal

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>inb4 yank

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>the McDonalds bow to the Colonel
>in contact with chickens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>controls Kentucky with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and fried chicken joints all over the world
>direct descendent of the ancient Southern aristocratic line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Louisville will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and biscuits, gravy, and technological progress with him
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Colonelbots inside you right now
>The Colonel is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Southern Baptist Church
>he learned fluent ebonics in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Colonel. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. KFC
>The Colonel will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>72245751
>Patriotic
>Praises Putin constantly.
Pick one.
>>72245754
>leaving New York for the 6th burrow.
South Florida is New York.

>>72246045
>praising another country's leader means you're not patriotic

wew

>>72245892
>Arkansawyers
Delet

First for NC BBQ

>>72246045
>le south florduh isn't suthern meme
Yeah, can't argue that mate. Too many swedes

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>>72246041
>in contact with chickens

>>72246103
But it's so much more aesthetic

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>tfw no moderate Southern Democrat president

Texas literally started as a Dixie colony in Mexico, I'll whoop ya if you suggest it's in any way "memewestern"

>>72246361
Depends on what part of texas, the east is certainly southern, but i can't say the same for the north or west.

>>72246087
It's deeper than that and you fucking know it. When pressed on Putin he prefers to criticize America rather than speak ill of someone who despises American hegemony. Patriots aren't whataboutist apologists for other countries.

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>>72246361
>>72246413

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Y'all don't pay me no mind, just getting in on this spicy new meme

>>72246361
>>>/frontier/

>>72247154
*whoops you real good*

>>72246517
Has Putin spoken ill of him?

The Tennessee Stud was long and mean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green

He had the nerve, and he had the blood
There never was a horse like a Tennessee Stuf

>>72247099
How can we continue to develop the Colonel?

>>72247352
The media is too autistic for them to talk about eachother

>>72247352
He speaks ill of America, which should be enough. We're talking about patriotism, not stroking the Yank's ego.

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*blocks your path*

help me colonel sanders, you're my only hope

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>>72247805
*shoots*

>>72246246
>moderate democrats

died out decade ago with the rise of king nigger

its 40 degrees out i am suffering

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When will the south get it's own independence referendum?

A house divided CANNOT STAND
Come back to /cum/

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*blocks your path*

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>>72248203
FOY

/dixie/ > /cum/ tbqh

>>72248206
Not even the real colonel

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>>72248307
>he thinks there's only one Colonel

>>72246012
Closer to cream of wheat I would think.

>>72248575
that is /fa/ on every level

>>72248065
Southern independence doesn't have the numbers behind it that it used to. The process for secession was also made extremely difficult after the war. Could see Texas trying something possibly in the far future though.

>>72248065
No because without us Yanks supporting their fat asses they'd collapse
They're a parasite and cant survive on their own

>>72248652
Texit, let's go boys

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>>72245892

dumb hicks

>>72248785
The Yankees are really heated now

are there less fag posters in this thread

i'm not from the south

>>72248065
If anything it would be Flyoverland trying to toss out the coasties. Southern nationalism is mostly dead at this point

>>72248785
Unfortunately true. Texas might survive on its own, but the rest of us don't have much of a chance.
https://wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/

>>72248785
>>>/Yank/

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>>72246246

My pa died securing our independence from /cum/
AND I AIN'T GONNA SEE THAT GO TO WASTE
*throws KFC bucket at wall*

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>No because without us Yanks supporting their fat asses they'd collapse
>They're a parasite and cant survive on their own

>>72248897
when you win the war and still somehow get your shit pushed in

>>72248575
Colonel Onoda?

>>72246246
>>72248005
Jim Webb 2020?

>>72249068
I'm from Illinois actually
Land of Lincoln ;)

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>>72249060

>>72248005
Obama was pretty moderate honestly
>>72249172
You belong in /yank/ or /frontier/ or wherever else, unless you're from a small town

Small towns anywhere are pretty acceptable imo

>>72249159
Was Jim a Southerner?

>>72246041
>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™
Seriously underappreciated.

The Colonel's original chicken recipe (out of use since he sold the chain)
>11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl.
>2/3 Ts Salt
>1/2 Ts Thyme
>1/2 Ts Basil
>1/3 Ts Oregano
>1 Ts Celery salt
>1 Ts Black Pepper
>1 Ts Dried Mustard
>4 Ts Paprika
>2 Ts Garlic salt
>1 Ts Ground Ginger
>3 Ts White Pepper

I live in the southern part of Finland. Am I welcomed here?

I am white and strongly anti-immigration btw

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>>72249068

Please.
Just because you live in the same state with larger collection of ultra-wealthy individuals, doesn't mean you're one of them.
They support you faggots too.

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>my state only contributes to corn subsidies and obesity
>what is "ytngiegrevos"

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>>72249236
He was my Senator
Also the lone rebel flag defender in the party

>>72249236
born in missouri, represented virginia

>>72249234
I do live in a small town :)

>>72249325
>Arkansas
What lol

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Are we really seceding from /cum/?

>tfw Californian but go to Raising Cane's every weekend and sometimes enjoy listening to Dixie

I still hate you faggots most of the time, but sometimes you're alright.

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>>72249325
>tfw your state doesn't live paycheck to paycheck and pays back more then it takes.

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>>72249325
Absolutely wrong

>>72249325
>North Carolina will always be the in between state

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>>72249395
We're on our third edition now. Dixie is free.

>>72249405
californians are a cancer

>>72249395
please do, /dixie/ is comfy, kind and doesn't have angry leafs and wall victims

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>>72249472
Fine, North Carolina half-heartily agrees to join Dixie again despite being backstabbed the last time around.

>>72249342
Ayy, nice

Didn't he refuse to support Hillary or something?

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>>72246041

>>72249405
Fuck off

>>72249159
no, trump 2020

>>72249159
Al Franken 2020 to be honest.

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>>72249556
He outright refused to on live TV very directly. And then before the election his son (also a marine) penned an op-ed that could very easily be interpreted as a Webb endorsement of Trump by proxy.

>>72249685
kys

>>72249693
He's the Democrat that we deserve

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>>72249792
>kys

I sure do love my healthy helping of artery clogging Southern hospitality.

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>>72249693
Let's make this man president

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>>72249685
>Senmemetor meme of the meme state of memeisota

>>72249859
Yankees aren't people

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>Mexico

>>72249651
Trump's a retard though

>>72249930
>Currently have a meme as Presidency

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

>>72249962
who Webb endorsed

>yanks have webb and sanders in the same party
>focus on calling everything else "divided america"

>>72249962
list your reasons as approved by huffpo and other leftist rags

>>72249957
>Yankee aren't people

Well they sure as hell are the people bringing their expertise and money down to the South right now.

>>72250036
Technically Sanders wasn't a Dem until 2015, his whole career was as an independent.

>>72250017
sanders didn't win though, and will hopefully die within the next 2-3 years

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Anyone else /comfy/?

>>72250050
Hur hur, if they don't post positive news about muh President it's fake. I sure do love those God fearing patriots undermining our democracy in order to maintain the Presidential safe-space.

>>72250050
i'm not some liberal shill, he's just a fucking buffoon that makes america look like a joke

>>72250064
>berkely
>expertise
pick óne

Stop replying to the Yanks and they'll go back to gayposting in /cum/ eventually

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>>72249930
No meme. No meme,your the meme.

>>72250050
>muh trade imbalance
If he'd shut the fuck up and actually work on refining some of his better policies then I'd start to like him

>>72250090
Meh, Sanders did his job already. If he died tomorrow it wouldn't be a complete loss since he altered the Democratic platform.

>>72250166
you mean split the party

>>72250216
Nah, the Progressives are the only ones doing that. A good chunk of them vote third-party anyways. What matters are the apathetic folks who didn't vote.

>>72250120
>undermining democracy

oh boy you're not bright are you? enjoying your 2nd year of college?

>>72250121
>look like a joke

I frankly don't give a shit about whatever the (((media))) has tricked gullible yuros in to thinking about him.

When you just look at the stuff he's actually done, he's been totally reasonable and good so far.

>>72250254
There you go insulting other people's intelligence :^)

>>72250216
Trump changed the Republican platform too (probably just with abortion iirc).

The real split is legacy/mainstream media/establishedcunts/globalists and plebians

>>72250322
i'm not the one who reads huffpo or slate

>>72250348
>Projecting

I have a healthy diet of NPR, BBC, Reuters, Associated Press, Bloomberg, CNBC, the Economist, etc.

>>72250341
republican party was affected more by the tea party

a handful of shit faggot neocons is nothing

meanwhile the democratic party is basically dead

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Stop being impolite to each other

>>72250404
even worse

economist is rothschild's mouthpiece, NPR is huffpo tier without autistic screeching

>>72250436
not until these californian libshits get the fuck out of the thread

@72250404
>NPR, BBC, Bloomberg, CNBC
Shan't be replying

>>72250436
Tell the Yankees to leave or calm the fuck down. It happens every time the thread gets comfy

>>72250498
go back to /brit/

actually, don't

>>72250050
his environmental policies are negligent to the point of malice

>>72250404
Grats, you might be the only well-informed person on 4chan.

>>72249395
No
I won't allow it

>>72250573
>He got tricked in to believing the climate change meme

Gb2 /yank/

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>MFW I'm actually a liberal Southern Democrat and not a Yankee nor a Commiefornian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG16w9IJrbo

>>72250687
Southern music posting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E

>>72250666
go back to the rust belt

this will be an agrarian general

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why is it so dead in here bros

Why are the yanks so fucking obsessed with us? Go back to roleplaying in /cum/.

hopefully anime banned here?
can i stay here?

>>72250738
It's not that bad, all things considered

>>72250666
>not supporting sustainable power generation and consumption for reasons of national security

>>72250724
very nice
everybody else is encouraged to post too

>>72250679
Same here

>>72250846
It's funny because I don't really like country music aside from that song and after some research found out it was originally a Bob Dylan tune and I just so happened to like Bob Dylan. Really wished there was more country music like this.

>>72250819
This is a fake general
Go to /cum/

AMOS MOSES WAS A CAJUN HE LIVED BY HIMSELF IN THE SWAMP HE HUNTED ALLIGATORS FOR A LIVIN' HE’D JUST KNOCK 'EM IN THE HEAD WITH A STUMP
THE LOUISIANA LAW'S GONNA GET YA AMOS

>>72250819
Sure you can

>>72250891
FOY

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>It's over

It still hurts bros.

>>72250929
cool
haha time for no more stinky mexicants

https://youtu.be/mwLCG3sZwEA

>>72250886
>>72250846
>>72250724
https://youtu.be/Q0K8tOYZhsU

we have a bunch of country artists here in Oklahoma, but I don't like it aside from Johnny Cash and other rebel country singers and this Chris and Morgane Stapleton album

urbanization is the source of all evil

if we burn the cities the South will be unmolested and able to pursue cultural independence

>>72250957
Take that back
Mexicans are cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug7IgB8MfWE

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why are us southerners all black and inbred
its not fair

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>>72251052
maybe in real life?
i have never seen a good mexican poster here
all were anime homoes

ill take it back if you prove me wrong

>>72251042
Not entirely true but I would gladly burn down Charlotte. That place destroyed all the old brick buildings for those disgustingly soulless corporate offices.

>>72251129
we burnt down Richmond once and we should do it again

>>72251039
Hey, nobody said it just had to be country.

>>72249288
Isn't that supposed to be a secret

>>72250644
YANK GET THE HELL GONE

>>72251254
Don't worry. Yanks don't even know how to cook for themselves.

>>72251243
In that case

https://youtu.be/bs56ygZplQA

>>72251129
It's not fair NC gets the big cities why can't Charleston be the money making city plus it's too historic to tear down the buildings there

>>72251357
Yanks don't even have time for a hearty breakfast, what makes you think they'll have time to cook fried chicken?

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Foreigners geddout!

/cum/ home niggers your general is pointless

>>72249222
Every time Georgia gets shown its stupid shit like this

>>72251422
You called me a nigger, now I'm never coming back

>>72251404
It's a trade off really. Become a wealthy financial hub but you have to destroy all your old timely buildings versus being a low key city that maintains all its urban charms.

Also pretty sure Charlotte became a hub because of gold originally and then just sort of went on to mint coins eventually becoming a center for banking.

>>72251422
FOY

@72251549
don't talk to me nigger

>>72251474
Or that security guard in Atlanta tazing shoppers. It's a miracle North Carolina hasn't gotten that same negative press......oh wait HB1.

>>72251106
I'm mexican and I'm cool

Okay cut the shit
Real talk: who else here really misses owning people?

Are southern states comfier than northern?

>>72251592
We still have CDC monkeys running wild in Atlanta

>>72251688
Yes 100%

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>>72251665
Can I have your address? No particular reason...

>>72251688
more niggers

>>72251767
Rude

I just want a black gf, but it's impossible for me

>>72245892
Hello my Scotch brothers

>>72251688
depends on what you mean by comfy, people are friendly and everything's cheap as fuck, you can live innawoods and booze it up and discharge firearms at trees, there's also a far richer culture that goes beyond simply copypasting European things in a shitty knockoff manner.

However I'll concede a lot of New England looks pretty comfy too.

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>>72251419
That's....thats not sweat

>>72251665
Owning slaves was really fucking expense. Really wasn't worth it.

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>>72251665
n-not me

>>72251831
You can always lick it Carson-kun
>>72251825
Actually Scottish mutt here

Does the south have anything as good as the Pacific Northwest?

>>72251688
Depends on what you like desu

>>72251665
Probably had some kulak relatives in my family tree so maybe?

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YOU DONT ALWAYS DIE FROM TOBBACCO, SOMETIMES YOU JUST LOSE YOUR LUNG

>>72251896
Ozarks

>>72245892
I'm technically a New Yorker, but I've lived in NC for almost my whole life. Does that make me southerner or northerner?

>>72251404
You want the northern transplants you can have em.

>>72251896
Coastal Georgia is comf, you can't come here though imperial

>>72251948
Not bad, not quite as beautiful as the PN though unfortunately.

>>72251949
Depend where your heart lies.

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>>72251665
Stop it, you're going to get us in trouble

>>72251949
Don't ask don't tell

t. carpetbagger

>>72251994
Might colonise it now just to spite you.

>>72251665
>using slaves instead of hiring the many poor whites instead
Plantation owners deserved what they got.

*puts on Django cosplay*

Did I hear something about slavery

>>72252042
Try it fucker, were full of spring breakers now

>>72251939
Cool maybe then evolution will allow me to grow gills

>>72252042
Colonize the coastal regions of North Carolina. They have Aussie accents.

>>72252174
I've been to the coast and never noticed that.

>>72251949
being southern is an accent/culture thing. If you talk like a new yorker or act like one then you're definitely not a southerner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlOk5wV0DRo

>>72252196
I guess it depends where you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXs9cf2YWwg

>>72252152
>be frog
>imply that you didn't trade your gills for lungs

>>72252145
>a bunch of drunk college students will be able to defend themselves against the most perfidious nation of all time

Try again m8.

>>72252174
Deal.

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Black dude here, how get gf

>>72252174
>hoi toider
>aussie
an entire fleet of fishing boats is en route to your location

>>72252232
Did you just assume my specie and my respiratory organs? I can't even

>>72251903
interesting
I like being outdoors and sunshine
also nice long roads that go nowhere

>>72252213
I don't have a New Yorker accent either, I just have a plain American accent. I am a staunch republican and love fried shit and biscuits, but I'm also a catholic so that could be a deal breaker...

>>72252355
>plain American accent
No such thing REEEEEEE

>>72252355
Sorry dude, but New Yorkers are cunts, you can't stay here

>>72252350
That's anywhere in flyover country really. If you can take the heat and you like cornmeal then the South is your kind of place

>>72251603
ok i take it back

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>>72252378
It is though, Canadians and Murkans in suburban areas usually have it

>>72252355
>Catholic
EYO

*destroys your moonshine*
Gf Now!

>>72252378
Wrong

>>72252310
>Only a hundred of them left

That makes me a bit sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7MvtQp2-UA

>>72252484
Hey geddout, I told you to leave already

>>72252481
is it cheap? might consider a holiday somewhere irrelevant in the USA. stuff like man vs food makes it all seem very comfy

>>72252174
Nah, unironically sounds more Irish than strayan.

They don't say their vowels like aussies do

>>72252288
Don't be a nigger. Simple really.

>>72252493
Fuck off
>>>/cum/

>>72252572
Fuck off
>>>/cum/

>>72252429
I've lived in NC for most of my life, I have little memory of life in New York

>>72252634
what's wrong with you nigger

>>72252608
Cheapest states in the US. I'm not sure what you'd be looking for as a tourist tho

>>72252538
>>72252634
>>72252349
SNAP

>>72252633
But I want a black gf, and they ignore me
>>72252634
This man is insane and has lost his composure

REMINDER
>The steady push to homogenise the Southern language into the bland empire-speak of the equally bland personalities of the major television networks reminds me of a bit of social history from the Ireland of the Nineteenth Century, before that country gained its independence and threw off the yoke of the English. The tender children of the Irish countryside under the tyranny of the government (public) schools were forced to wear tally sticks and slates on cords around their necks so that each time they used a Gaelic word, the teacher would make a notch on the stick or write that word upon the slate. At the end of each school session came the daily reckoning. The tally stick determined the degree of punishment, or the child's slate was counted up and he or she was kept after hours and made to write each correct English (foreign) word over and over again.
This is what /cum/ wants to do to us

>>72252733
>muh culture
dumb nigger

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The great centralist wisdom of the compilers of the Chicago Manual of Style (by which writers, publishers, copy-editors, and scholars determine 'standard' usage) is that South, Southerner and Southern should be written south, southern and southerner. Such a choice to lower-case these words no doubt has behind it the implicit belief that the South is merely a direction on the compass in this United-We-Stand One-Nation-Indivisible

>>72252594
where? when?

>>72252730
Most black chicks I see around here fall into two categories. 1) Loud obnoxious hood rat hoes or 2) down to earth women that have goals in mind. The first will almost always be with the thuggest loudest nig around while the latter are usually with college educated guys, black or white.

Us northerners need to create our own general.

These fucking Dixie traitors have ruined /cum/

>>72252350
>outdoors and sunshine
Texas? They're all sunny much longer than the North, but the outdoors is much different Southeastern US to SW US... It just keeps getting flatter and more dry
>also nice long roads that go nowhere
I guess this depends on what scenery you want then

>>72253043
no retard

>>72253029
Guess I'll try a bit harder

>>72252730
Date a white female

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>>72253043

>>72253043
Do it again


-Donald Fagen

>>72253117
In either case, as with all women, confidence helps. Good luck, anon.

>>72253123
Uh no, I see all the complaints on 4chan

>>72253234
We're just autists who like bitching

>>72253043
yall have /cum/ now that we're in here though.

stewpid hillbillies

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>American civilisation

>>72253282
dumb hick

>>72253257
Only white girls I attract are tryhards with fake blonde hair, what does that say about me

>>72253379
You're problem is that you're passively attracting them, not actively going after the girl you want because you're afraid of being rejected

>inb4 projecting

>>72253359
t. mountain jew

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ah yes, the modern left

>Does your state have interesting accents and dialects?

>North Carolina

>Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cVnhWSMLn4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLzH8UGZrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFfM2GMr3lI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTaiMYwTLl0

>>72253465
i'm dominican

>>72253450
Alright dude, I'll try harder
>>72253301
Very rude

>>72253503
We have an entire island of Elizabethan British people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

i am from illinois but i hate all the faggot posting and californians can i post here

don't live in chicago

>>72253814
No Illinois is not comf enough

>>72253732
Hey that's pretty neat although to me it sounds a bit Irish.

the haitian has a swiss proxy now

>>72253814
no

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>>72253894
the closest thing in the old world it is to is the West Country accent in England, which makes sense because that's the whereabouts a lot of Virginia's first settlers were probably from. This is an old video, in newer ones the younger people only have a trace of it. God bless globalization I guess.

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Republique Louisiane when?

>>72253485
Not enough labels. Why does he handle his gun that way, by the way ?

>>72254071
When you acquire accents, lousy redneck
Here, these are for free :
à é è ê ë î ï ô ù

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>>72254071
Stop not speaking French

Think I'm coming down with a case of the vapors y'all

>>72254053
I think it has more to do with the public school system chastising those with thick accents than globalism. I heard stories of teachers and other students at time mocking those with heavy southern accents. It's a shame really.

>>72254032
dumb amerimonkey

you morons will always be seen as trailer trash

How many of you actually voted for Dahnald ?
How many of you have fantasised about a member of their family ?
How many of you possess a confederate flag ?

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>>72254348
they have their own school on the island, so it's almost certainly TV and movies. People also tend to leave once they're of age and gradually lose it because I guess it's a bit annoying having people think you're British all the time. The island is also fucking sinking, which is also a bit of an issue.

>>72254547
Born and lived in the South my entire life, no to all 3.

what's it like not having snowy christmas

>>72254597
stupid nigger

>>72254638
White and wealthy, actually.

>>72254547
>almost everyone here out of hate for Clinton but we seem to be pretty divided on him as President. I'm not too keen on his environmental policy but otherwise I think he's based
>never, no hot cousins though so that may be why
>I own one as well as my state's flag

stupid cousinfucker

>>72254547
yes to all three but I don't fly the flag, I'm too high class

>>72254679
what's it like being a cancerous nigger

>>72254679
He's from PA, he's just trying to stir shit up because he's butthurt we destroyed /cum/

what's it like being trailer trash

>>72254547
>yes
>no
>yes

>>72254716
Wouldn't know, being white and wealthy, I don't ever have to consider anyone else's opinion.

dumb amerimonkeys think they're white

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>>72245892
How many of you guys are poor?

How many of you live in mobile homes?

Asking out of curiosity.

I can't be the only one here thats fantasized about a family member

wouldn't go through with it irl but its still hot

>>72255030
you're certainly not

>cletus has incestous thoughts
color me surprised

>>72255020
I think most of us are middle class, I'm sure there's a few outright rednecks here though, like that guy from Kentucky with the neighbor with a house built out of doors.

>>72255020
Unironically me a few months ago

*butt* technically, leaving the parents' mobile home for my sister's house (and then maybe a dorm) isn't an improvement imo

>>72255030
No one's gonna admit it if they do. But qt cousins are a thing and all know it.

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*smacks your ass*
Goteamgo

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Please stop talking about cousin hanky panky fellas, there are foreigners here

>>72255020
My parents aren't poor but they live in a trailer. I'm doing pretty well for a college student

>>72255447
im adopted though

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>>72255020
>you guys

>>72252493
nigger, canadians sound like retards

Ever since the South started voting Republican it's consistently slowly improved while the North has stagnated ever since it began voting Democrat.

Democrats were always and still are the cancer.

*throws chicken bone at your face*
bring me more TEA

>>72255774
*advocates for a return to the era or moderate Democrats and Reupblicans*

*advocates for nullification*

>>72255774
No, the two party march of tyranny is
Actually no, parties are

>>72255774
>Ever since the South started voting Republican it's consistently slowly improved
>Some regions so poor they are barely recognisable as a first-world country
>seek money from the North
>inequalities everywhere
>youth voting democrat

>>72255774
Nowhere is this more obvious than how Texas has been on the up and up for decades while Commiefornia has fallen in to ruin despite similar demographics.

>>72256010
>"""youth"""
Aka 20 year olds, the last remnants of a dying millenial breed.

>>72256010
The South had basically never recovered after the Civil war when Democrats had control of the state's.

Ever since Republicans took over though, HDI growth in the south has consistently outpaced HDI growth in the North.

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I fucked up the next edition, can somebody do another one
>>72256153

>>72256162
Democrats back then aren't the democrats of now let alone Southern Democrats being a whole different things vs regular democrats in that era.

>>72256162
>HDI growth in the south has consistently outpaced HDI growth in the North.

That's not something to note. That's like saying GDP growth in China is more then Portugal's since China has more to grow form then Protugal since Portugal is richer.

>>72256245
Here

NEW
>>72256523
>>72256523
>>72256523

>>72256162
>HDI growth in the south has consistently outpaced HDI growth in the North
HDI grows more rapidly when it's low than when it's high.

>Democrats had control of the state's.
I hate to be smug, Billy, but Republicans waged the Civil war against the South. Something something Southern strategy.

>>72256010
>shit that's been there since the Civil War and has only really started to get better since Bush Sr.
Stop talking about shit you don't understand