>you wake up, the US has declared war on your country

Masturbate

Wonder if that still makes Turkey our worst ally

>>72214784
they still would be somehow

reinstate the empire and turn trump into a kebab maker

MUH NATO

>>72214710
Join them so we can make Norway the 51st State as soon as possible.

>>72214710
I will make Greece to your new Vietnam.

die

>>72214965
die was?

>>72214710
Win

We're supposed to do something?

>>72215029
>flood country
>Netherlands is now underwater
>niggers can't swim
>Netherlands can't get invaded by the US

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Assemble the Confederate Army

>>72215029
nobody likes a dead fish

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>>72214710
Destroy USA in 1 week

>>72215137
why are their legs so scrawny?

>>72214813
They'd find a way for sure

>>72215185

Leg day is the worst day.

>>72214710
we get bombed again

>>72215137
they look so bored and totally up for war.

i'm scared.

>>72214710
Shitpost about it before we get eradicated

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>>72215185
???

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>>72215366
wow you just made him look like even more of a bitch

>>72214710
Join army and die.

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>>72215590
Jeez looks like they are going to die from heart stroke before the deployment

>>72214817
>reinstate the empire
Just that easy, eh?

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>>72215817
heat, you say?

>>72215817
>heart stroke
Stroke is when blood is cut off to brain, heart attack is when blood gets cut off to heart.

>>72214710
nuke and get nuked

>>72215981
it would be heart attack + stroke so heart stroke

>>72214710
The queen will tell canada to invade.Say to the mexicans if they fight on our side we will give them back muh aztlan,and give the south independance if they join too.

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personally I'd enlist to kill some russkies

>>72216490
>be american
>want to shoot someone
>get shot

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>>72216577
>be russian

>>72216691
1 russian would kill 1000000 americans on battlefield

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>1 russian would kill 1000000 americans on battlefield

>>72216784
*in counter strike

I surrender and become a prisoner in an American ebony goddess' personal dungeon.

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>>72217452
>you will never become Malia's fucktoy

>>72217051
americans are overweight and spoiled

>>72218309
you get to be the first nation to die

>>72214710
Do you make an erroneous bomb until declaration of war?
Not only "an erroneous bomb" that drives a missile at a wedding house?
Do you even get drunk?

Masturbate furiously as I wait for the sweet release of death.

bater uma punheta

Read a short pray and get ready to die because that means both our countries are going to destroy the world in an hour.

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>>72218948
what

Join the Right Wing Death Squads, I guess.

>>72216784
>>72217051
Well, Americans only fought for real in vidya so we can't know, maybe they are strong :^)

>>72219363
Russians are notorious for bombing unusual targets both on accident and on the basis that the target acts as a support for terrorist activities.

Since I'm in the commiest university in /lat/ probably join one of the several insurgence groups formed in there.
I'm a mechatronics undergrad, so I could help by making some IEDs for the resistance and filming some jihadist like videos of american soldiers having their legs blown off.

>>72219569
You mean russian generals are notorious for putting their big fat thumb across the map when ordering "precision" air and artillery strikes. The enemy can't fight if their families have to sleep in a crater.

>>72214710
Enter 4chan, start shitposting about Trump

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