/cum/ of times past-edition
*farts*
im only ''failing'' (getting C's and B's) because I literally dont do anything
post your hands or flee like the last coward
I don't really like muslims lads.
drinky
london bridge is falling down
heard from a dr. that roughly 99% of male american babies are still getting circumcized
Post 'em
>>72189358
Muslims are fine, it's just the ones who take it to extremes you dislike. Same with Christians and ultra Orthodox Jews
What a really shity thread.
i got hit with a simultaneous barf ray while trying to upload things careful anons
>>72189385
Circumcised ones look nicer imo
>>72189314
I hate living in Louisiana. It's humid, muddy, the weather is unpredictable, and mosquitoes love tasting my flesh. Not only that, it's incredibly boring. Please save me from this hellhole, Northerners.
PLEASE.
cum is shit
you don't even have your own language lol
i am now american and cum citizen
hello, hamburgers are good
dont like normies
>>72189407
ur english is shit snownigger
>>72189356
Were you the guy who bullied my hands when I posted them here before?
>>72189385
because American doctors and parents literally believe you're supposed to remove foreskin.
It's so fucking bizarre.
>it's about hygiene
>well can't we just wash it and keep him clean
>nah let's just cut it off
Thanks mom and dad for the dry ugly dick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxOEvMTZKf8#t=8m14s
>>72189415
Say that to my face you fat fuck
>>72189417
I would never, if someone's been asking for hands without my permission that's a problem.
>>72189423
*says it to your face*
>>72189314
truly, those were the days
/g/108100/
>>72189432
b-but that is not allowed. don't cheat
baked lads
dude weed lmao
>Tracer = Lesbian
>Torb = Little Person
>Sym = Autist
my predictions
>Hanzo = gay
>Genji = bipolar
>Soldier =white privlidge
>Reaper = school shooter
>Widow = Le Pen
>>72189314
>this kills the communist
>>72189423
>8
post face
>>72189430
I posted them about something else unprovoked, only you asked.
I really don't like muslims lads
>>72189440
this gives me 404's on both sites
jesus christ Overwatch is dead on ps
I mean I know it's 4 am but I just waited 2 minutes for a game
>>72189454
>Reinhardt = old senile fuck voting for Merkel and shielding immigrants from racist Trump fans, and AfD voters
>>72189483
LOL
Try playing Dota and waiting 5 minutes during "peak hours" but apparently its the most played game on steam?
>>72189358
second, when are euros going to go full deus vult and spill the blood of the infidels like venancio and manolo did long ago?
>playing Dota
>>72189468
begone /simg/
>>72189481
should work fine on nhentai desu
>like thing i no like
>>72189513
yah, I just figured that out
usually I use ge or panda
>poopy penis peeper pupper
>>72189407
three million somalian immigrants will be sent to sweden as a reward for your enlightening post. We appreciate your interest for our website. Have a nice day and don't forget to prep the bull, sir.
real (positive) communism has been tried and has been successful (in the west) but they won't admit it is communism
>ah yes, nothing more mentally stimulating then firing up steam to get yelled at by ruskies and BR's
What a shitty anime.
>Non-/cum/ approved posters
>>72189497
MAN I'M SO MAD I LOST THIS GAME
>no feeling on this earth like buying another month of playstation plus
>shall I partake of reaper or sombra this evening? hmm
>>72189561
Hi Paha
>>72189573
Hello
>>72189571
>implying I play lootcratewatch
>implying Ive ever paid for P+
>>72189569
what mmr did you start at?
Apparently 5k is the new 4k ( i took off for a year so I'm stuck in 3.8k hell)
>>72189585
Do you remember meeee?
>>72189598
1.2k~
>>72189605
Yis
>>72189513
how many layers of excuses are you on?
>>72189533
what the FUCK
if i install facebookflags will one of you be my gf?
>gonna try to go to bed before DST hits so it doesnt fuck up my sleep and make me late for work
>roommate invites his friend over to yell at the top of their lungs over 2K
>>72189699
just post the hands already
>>72189658
You came all over my face and then left me...
>>72189692
Girls don't exist, but nice try.
>>72189712
>interacting with other people unless it's your family when in need of food
>>72189730
It wasnt gay
>>72189730
t. gay
>>72189786
>>72189787
Yis it's gay and I'm not gay ur gay placer ur super gay >:T
>>72189407
come to here friend, assimilate :DD become white american it's fun and we got plenty of swedes who became americans
>>72189816
you take that back u fukn cunt I'll shit fury down your throat
Me n Paha
To the mexican from the last thread.
I think you got my point. Living in mexico currently seems pretty bad too, these videos of the cartels are pretty fucked up, I obviously don't know how much contact there is between a normal mexican citizen and the cartels. Corruption is a big problem in general, because it's hard to fix it. My idea is that corruption isn't that much of a thing if the general wealth is high, but you can't get wealth with a lot of corruption. I don't know, hopefully things will improve in your country, as I wrote with the other guy, mexico was and is quite popular, even if the reasons are based on stereotypical stuff, like food music, this death saints etc.
>>72189835
t. gay
>>72189871
hypergay
LBPD GET SPRAYED ON TOO
>>72189891
can you orgasm handsfree from prostate stimulation?
>>72189918
I can
>>72189929
oh my
>>72189918
No because I'm a top
>>72189944
..........oh FUCK OFF
gettin a bit too gay in here
>>72189957
Yet another boi seduced into my spider web of cummies
>>72189969
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU ARE NOT A REAL CUTE
>>72189964
You should feel right at home
>>72189979
idk he's pretty qt
>>72189991
fake news, fake image
>>72189997
>>72189979
I am absolutely adorable
>>72189973
*Attacks viciously*
>>72189997
>>>>>>>
stop the homosexuality please.
The only reason I'm on chon is so that I can feel that there are at least some people in this world i could possible relate to
>>72190005
also edited
>>72190008
>tfw ugly
mike pence
>>72190023
Sure it is
>>72190012
Homosexuality is the only way
>>72190008
>>72189991
TOPS CANNOT BE CUTE
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72189670
russian fixed wing aircraft may be shit but their helicopters are comfy as fuck desu
>>72190008
>Jacksonville
It's only known for limp bizkit.
Found myself looking up white MtF on black man pictures for some reason.
>>72190048
My bf is pretty cute...
>>72190048
Of course tops can be cute, you're just a loserboi
@72190052
Who are you?
>>72190039
*Daddy Pence
>>72190078
As I haven't posted chink music or feet, I'm the Nevadaboo with a shitty taste in music
>>72190012
if you can't relate to people who happen to be gay, you better off yourself now because the revolution is coming heteroboy :)
madam president
>>72190100
Didn't know we had a Nevadaboo
>>72189533
excellent post
>>72190100
Oh
How've you been?
>>72190068
YOU HAVE A FUCKING BF>>>>>>>>?????????????????????????
>>72190078
never speak to me again....................
>>72190100
DUDE
PROPERTY TAXES
LMAO
>>72189876
>just wait for things to change hopefully
it seems like such a platitude but what else can be said really
the thing that pisses me off most about latin america in general is the high potential that's all wasted. a lot of the countries have perfectly good GDPs but very low GDP per capita which just sort of means they suck.
I mean, they have the advantage of having been molded in western cultural traditions; their literature, music, etc, always followed western trends since independence. So they're not like india for example with high unrecognized potential, because india has its own issues. latin america seems close enough to the west that they should be able to sort of ride along with its success and wealth too, but something's preventing that and I don't know what.
>>72190133
Hi how are ya?
>>72190108
revolution already came fagboy
IS IT RNH YET.
>>72190133
He's laying next to me right now
>>72190152
you have no idea what you're in for :) poor little sack of shit :^)
>>72190158
its only 12:30
what an awful thread
>>72190158
It's almost OUT of rnh for me. 4:40 am which means healthy people are waking up very soon. If I went to a 24 hr gas station right now the cashier would say good morning instead of good night.
leaving cum forever
>>72190115
I used to post way more some time ago, but currently the thread always died when I came here and I don't know, as I don't watch anime I can't talk about that either.
>>72190121
I don't feel that great since some weeks now, I blogged about it in the last thread. I think it'll get better at some point as always.
>>72190135
NO INCOME TAX
>>72190198
Noooo :(
>>72190198
no one will miss you
>>72190198
post hands
>>72190180
>>72190198
>>72190012
this is literally mammi simulator now
Reminder that an income tax applied uniformly across individuals and businesses is the most economically viable form of government revenue
Destroy namefuckers
>>72190220
I don't want your dirty (you)s
>>72190205
fuck off, shitskin
don't talk to me
>>72190248
>>72190248
>>72190248
>>72190140
True, they have a lot of natural recources and I think the people would be capable.
Same with southern italy where the situation could be way better for all of them.
I'm going to grab some food now.
you're all foolish
>>72190270
talk shit about the kraut while he's gone. the desert sucks, las vegas is the only noteworthy thing in nevada. you can get low taxes AND a hospitable environment in other parts of the country
Im sad.
wtf!
@72190233
Reminder that an income tax is immoral and counter productive
>>72190301
*gives you a little kissy*
>>72190301
I'll suck your dick
>>72190327
It's literally a proportional impost on economic activity
If you're going to argue that it's evil because government is evil then you're just demonstrating a very special sort of inherited mental illness
>>72190358
why is there an australia shilling income tax
>statist scum in my /cum/
cumboys are fucking whores
>>72190377
I am NOT
Hey where is the wall?
>papist scum in my /cum/
Every single thread this has to go up because someone feeds the exotic foreign fart-weasel of the hour and it keeps coming back to stink up the thread
>>72190369
Because here we don't have to fill out more than one form, it's not legislated for by special pleading shitheads and it's not inflicted on financial illiterates
>>72190301
post more cara ill spurdo them later
>>72190406
No one asked you
>>72190410
No one asked you either
foreign posters are better than dumb yank/spic/leaf posters
I am the exception
>>72190435
ur bf asked me :3
>>72190429
post mouth piss you dancing ape
>>72190450
No
>>72190432
If you do it ill love you forever my man.
>>72190452
yeth mathter
Just finished spending my entire night playing overwatch with the buds~
>>72190473
yes
>>72190442
>says the nigger
>>72190514
NO
*vomits*
>footkraut, cara, and fagposting
what a horrible night to be on /cum/
>>72190541
YeS
Kinda gay
Wait the foot german is now into white chicks and not just asians?
Man things sure do change in 6 months...
Mornin faggots
*holds your bf's hand(penis) in my hand(mouth)*
>>72190564
>comparing me to the other two
CHI
>>72190578
>you rn
>>72190559
Why would you get under tit tattoos when you don't have tits?
>>72190603
because she's a nasty slut
>>72190600
you rn
>>72190627
>you n me rn
>>72190624
Not even once
Gays should be deported to california
>>72190639
I am cat you are hat California is kiddo
>>72190649
fuck off we're full
Republicans should be required to take a literacy test
>i can`t even post anymore without people start shitalking Cara
OBSESSED.
>>72190659
You'll have plenty of room after we deport the mexicans and nuke your 'sanctuary' cities
>>72190670
She's gross, Miguel
imagine being so buttmad about California you want to nuke your own country
truly mind boggling
anzu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cara > tay tay
Anzu is /cum/'s official waifu
imagine being unironically californian
truly mind boggling
>>72190699
We've nuked our own country hundreds of times already. We've completely destroyed the ground water in some states we nuked it so many times.
>>72190686
Wooow you know my name.
Just like plenty other people.
>>72190720
feels good
>>72190725
empty desert doesnt count
>>72190715
/cum/ girl is /cum/s official waifu and always will be
>>72190715
Is he wearing a trash bag?
>>72190654
No. I am bat, you are Cat, West Coast is kiddo
https://vimeo.com/37414519
>>72190750
incorrect
>>72190777
post hands lucky guy
>>72190761
And Canada is hat, gotcha
>>72190750
I always knew there could be no girls in /cum/ Never have been. There have been traps/trannies, but no girls.
My back hurts. Should I sue my bf for assault?
>take anti-depressants
>not longer feel anything at all
>im now worse at video games too
i dont enjoy this but I also don't hate this
>>72190805
But im a girl.
/our gal/
Just realized I'm a top 3 /cum/ poster.
I would be the best if I didn't post so much anzu.
Could go for a burger right now
>>72190823
Don't those kill your penor
>>72190827
post ovaries
>>72190827
You're a miguel
I'm easily the best /cum/ poster.
>>72190837
I wish, I take 2 drugs that are supposed to kill my sex drive and make it hard for me not to get erect but I still spend like 3~ hours a day jerking off
>>72190807
You should have makeup sex with him so you both feel better
>>72190863
>3~ hours a day jerking off
Should probably kill yourself
Who is the cutest /cum/ girl?
>>72190896
anzu
>>72190865
That's what got me into this situation in the first place >.<
i'm eating a salad as a midnight snack
sad desu, i want a hamburger
>>72190827
HANDS
>>72190896
emma
>>72190899
>girl>>72190904
>>72190896
Me
>>72190907
shitty gimmick post
create a better meme
>>72190907
TAKE
A
LOOK
AT
THESE
HANDS
>>72190894
make me, pussy
>>72190931
>girl
>>72190901
You dare question to healing properties of a penor in the pooper?!?!?!?
>>72190953
yes
>>72190961
I question the ability of my back to handle that sort of thing
>>72190967
someone who posts here you tard
>>72190961
Paha is a piecea crapa
>>72190933
it shows exactly what kind of person you are when you are so fucking shallow and materialistic that you think a pursuit for fresh hands is just some "meme", or "gimmick". it shows what kind of thought process it takes to arrive at a post like yours, the exact thought process, when I can tell which other posts are yours by the number of brain cells I think I could tear out of the poster's skull. it's a low number. it shows, to me, precisely what was wrong with your upbringing. that you think a man's NEED for fresh hand pictures is some kind of "meme" or "gimmick post". are those the only words you know? the only thing that makes your pea brain light up? dank maymays lel XD? you disgust me. you're below me, firmly. I'm better than scum like you because I appreciate the finer things and the fine people. go back to your favela you proletariat fucking plantain fellater. post hands
>>72190984
she does post here you tard
>>72190987
REKT
>>72190978
You're so effeminate that your widdul babby back can't handle a couple love taps?
>>72190987
Fuck you Anomalous
>5:30 AM
>im eating candy
I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUCK
FUCK WIT ME NIGGA
what kinda food things are open at 2:22 AM
Anzu is so fucking ugly is obvious """she""" is a he.
If you think """""""""""""""""""""she"""""""""""""""""" is cute you may as well kill yourself.
>>72191003
prove it
>>72191024
7:11
maybe your local gas station
I think Laundromats have vending machines
>>72191024
everything good is open 24/7. convenience store fried goods are underrated
>>72190998
shitty copy pasta gimmick
almost as shitty as your hand gimmick
create a better meme
>>72191024
Dennys
#not all jannies
>>72191011
I was assaulted by a deadly weapon tonight, no bully
>>72191024
McDicks and Sonic
Goodnight you poegies
gays please leave
>>72191058
Eat a dick, asshole
>>72191032
Cara looks like she gave birth to 20 kids
>>72191042
just took pic related right now
>>72191056
the closest 24 hour mcdonalds (or supposedly on google maps) was the one I went to at 3 am and no one was at the drive through and although I saw lights I didn't see anyone there
>>72191058
Goodnight
>>72191047
how about I do an image macro of me caving your skull in, boy? what kind of EPIC xd zinger would I put in impact font on that? you're the expert here. I'll share it on your reddit account, stay logged in
>>72191087
>I didn't see anyone there
Probably because they're all in the back
>>72191092
You're not very good at the pretending to be mad meme.
I'm literally a master of the fake anger meme and the arrogance meme, you little puke.
We /janny/ here
*sucks your dick*
Greatest president since FDR.
>>72191189
no joke, his crisis of confidence speech was GOAT
>Mrw reading Wikipedia edit log of McCarthyism and seeing the blatant narrative forcing
>>72191069
Speaking of gays, I finally tried gay sex through cl, and I finally know I am straight. Holy fuck I made the mistake of letting myself get penetrated and he basically assraped me for what felt like hours. Was the most miserable experience of my life. No one can ever know this happened
Did america invent vaping?
>>72191189
>FDR
>
>>72191223
I hope this isn't true because there are a lot of gays with HIV who get off by giving it to 'fresh meat'. They call it 'the gift'
>>72191223
>Holy fuck I made the mistake of letting myself get penetrated and he basically assraped me for what felt like hours. Was the most miserable experience of my life.
Why didn't you tell him to stop you retard
>>72191202
he's a hero to manlets like me
high af tonight bros
>>72189468
God I love the F-16. It's so small, cute, versatile, agile and powerful.
even if I became a fighter pilot I'd never get to fly one, and it makes me so sad.
I can record 1000fps now
I think I should record a cumshot
>>72191246
I did lmao
>>72191243
Well he wore a condom at least
>>72191219
Literally every edit to make the article anti-trump gets +xx or xxx votes up then the edit to remove that narrative 1 minute later gets the exact same amount of votes down
>high af tonight bros
>>72191341
>Well he wore a condom at least
Some of them poke a hole in the condom just so that they can give you the bug
Can foot kraut go away?
>>72191356
>>72191371
Fucking gay
>>72191375
no bully
>>72191375
how about you go to bed you fucking no life loser
>1478452538060.jpg
>>72191415
Go away
>>72191398
no u
Thinking about getting my teeth whitened bros
>>72191496
degenerate
>>72191371
Never saw any attempt to poke any holes, and I still have the box of condoms desu. I fugged him too, which was better. Still not my thing though
Foot kraut has a micropenis
Buncha dudes talking about butt stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M8sIzLNVT0
I'd probably eat any non-fat girls ass if she asked me to
>>72191520
>Still not my thing though
It generally isn't lmao
How long ago was this? Do you have a gf?
>>72191531
not true
it's perfectly average
>>72191592
couple o weeks, HAD a gf, looking for a new one currently
>>72191584
desperation is the number one most unattractive thing to a woman
How would you react if you saw a guy with his model taking innocent but semi obviously fetish related pictures in public?
>some homo who has sex with men gets gfs when you are still hugless
>>72191690
I don't want a gf though, girls are boring as fuck to be around
>>72191720
well the thing is - he tried and succeeded
you're crying about it and don't do shit
getting a GF is easy
just gotta go out and get one
what do i get at 7 eleven
>>72191755
Pizza sticks
>guy sends question on ebay
>i answer
>thanks for the reply! but I won't bid because I don't need it
>>72191614
if average is 14cm its fucking minuscule
How long until dolphins build cities and make computers?
>>72191786
forever because they don't have thumbs and if they try and rival us they're ded as neanderthals except this time without a dna trace in humans
>>72191722
okay, but it sounds like you want to fuck them at least.
Anyways, if you think that women are boring I sympathize, but I also recognize that it's your own fault. If you develop a fun care-free and confident side to your personality you can have fun with just about anyone. As long as you believe in the bullshit you say, you can talk and laugh at just about anything and the girl will respond positively. It's like a form of ironic shitposting.
>>72191755
jalapeno chips
iced tea
chocolate milk
reese's
good combo of salt, fat, and sugar.
https://youtu.be/fHNOlOststI
>>72191783
even if it were, what does it matter?
girls don't actually care and you can stick em with 14cm just fine
real life isn't porn my friend
>>72191814
Girls are boring, they don't talk about anything interesting. I don't need a woman to stroke my own ego, I'm capable of actual accomplishments.
And no I don't want to fuck modern whores
>>72191862
and you're certain you won't be diagnosed with clinical autism if you were to get it checked?
>>72191886
I've been checked and I unfortunately can't get autism bux
>>72191902
just get a gamer girl from imgur
i'm sure you can talk about zelda with her all day
is this german the footkraut
>>72191924
gamer girls are the biggest whores of them all
dress up as some meme character and you can fuck them at will
>>72191862
>And no I don't want to fuck modern whores
bullshit, you're a slave moralist, coping with your inability to be attractive, or your fear of rejection. Don't tell me that you don't want to fuck 10/10s. You're fucking lying. Stop lying to yourself.
Also hurr durr "all gurlz r boring" is such a fucking cop out. Yes, most of them are dumb as shit. But I'm 22 and I've dated a pathetic number of 3 women,my entire life, and I've even found interesting ones. You honestly think that all of the women artists, scientists, professionals, athletes or whatever are all boring cunts with nothing to say? Really? bullshit.
I got arrested for indecent exposure
HOW the fuck do I fight this? I wasn't trying to do anything sexually arousing or show anyone anything. I was just changing. this CANNOT go on my record
>>72191959
>land of the "free"
>can't even be clothes free in public
>>72191959
GET
A
LAWYER
>>72191954
> Don't tell me that you don't want to fuck 10/10s. You're fucking lying. Stop lying to yourself.
I don't, you're projecting your own insecurities on somebody you know nothing about.
> and I've even found interesting ones
You're probably an idiot normie desu
So, now we just trade nerdy sexual innuendos back and forth all day. Its a simple existence but, its mine.
>>72192010
Im projecting the fact that we're both human beings. You think you're so unique and special or something? There's fucking billions of people exactly like you. We all share 99.9999% of the same DNA. Unless you're gay, you want to fuck women. Asexuality is a fucking myth by the way. Literally every study I've read on it says that pretty much everyone that identifies as asexual just has a low sex drive.
>You're probably an idiot normie desu
ah yes. The old "tfw to intelligent" meme.
>>72192010
so what would an interesting woman be like, if one were to exist in a parallel universe shaped to your desire
what non normie non idiotic things would you converse about with her
what would she look like and how would she dress?
>>72191995
I know right fuck this shit. Some soccermom saw my cock and called the police.
>>72191998
problem is that will be very unkind to my wallet and I am VERY poor
>>72192061
>Im projecting the fact that we're both human beings. You think you're so unique and special or something?
You know there are men who don't even like vaginas right? Just because we're both humans doesn't mean we're exactly the same in every way, that is a completely thoughtless presumption.
>We all share 99.9999% of the same DNA.
Okay so you are definitely an idiot normie
>>72192122
>not liking vagina
FAGGOT
>>72192122
just a few posts of arguing and your little brain starts denying science so it can defend itself from painful truths. God you make me sick. You're such a weak little baby. Go shoot up some estrogen and wear panties, youre not fit to be a male.
A C I D
>>72192079
pretty sure you're gonna get some pedophilia charges thrown at you as well because there was kid three blocks away who could have seen you with binoculars
enjoy your time in jail waiting for your trail
>>72192172
>just a few posts of arguing and your little brain starts denying science so it can defend itself from painful truths.
You think because we share a lot of the same DNA we all like and do exactly the same thing. We also share 99% of our DNA with multiple animals you dumb normie.
You might as well also believe that we only use 30% of our brain
>>72192240
Your level of abstract thought is sub 110iq level. I'm not going to waste my breath telling what the difference between 99 and 99.9999 is, or how deeply embedded primal and inescapable the desire for sex is. You're a fucking brainlet you uses the word "normie" unironically.
>>72192240
pretty sure you're simply frustrated because you can't even bust a nut
i know guys like you
i have read your stories a hundred times before
you will try to deny it and call my post bullshit but I know it's true
you know it's true because you have to live with this reality
here's something to soothe your pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWbavBU2aMk
>>72192302
This list is bullshit
>>72192293
Ok you're right I made it up to impress nerds on an anonymous imageboard. I put a lot of investment in what you think and just make up shit nobody cares about all the time.
Dumb normie
me on the weekend~
>>72192459
what a stupid pig
>>72192486
take that back right now, you SCUM
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>>72192578
>>72192578
>>72192578
>>72192578
the fuck janny