Which country is your country's biggest rival? Australia-New

Chile-Holanda

That would be england. poo peeland has never historically been competitive enough to be considered a rival

We don't think about you at all

>>72187611
what are the all blacks?

UK

>>72189935
a rugby team

Brazil

>>72189935
I seriously doubt argentina could be considered a rival to Australia

Australia is that fat anti social sister that you have and only hangs out with you in school because the other Asian kids don't wanna be friends with her. Unfortunately your mom tells you be her BFF because we're family.

>FML

>>72189959
and where is it from?
>>72189970
Lol that was honestly funny. It took me a sec to get it

>>72189976
>mom
foy
also r u a gril

>>72190061
new zealand

>>72189976
Reddit tier comment desu

There are no rival countries other than China and the United States.
There is no meaning to compare others if it is not a regional unit.

>>72190072
get the fuck off emily, go stop bothering me!

>>72190117
*blushes, goes back to her yuri incest porn*

>>72190137
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel sis
*slash my sheep sis*

After all this time I finally figured out the hours when Bruce and Frodo commit incest

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>>72189976
This is a 10/10 in New Zealand. Eat shit faggot.

>>72189917
*kiwis complaining about aussies echoes in the distance*

>>72189976
>>72190098
idk its pretty accurate

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>>72189917
Good that let this bowl over.
Also it's ok you to admit you stole the pav recipe

Russia-Ukraine
UK-France
USA-Russia
Australia-NZ
Serbia-Croatia

Is this accurate?

>>72190671
t. rangiora rangahana

>>72190751
>UK-France
While for most of the UK's and Frenches history they've been rivals, but they're across a channel from each other. Frances biggest rival is actually Germany.

Reminder that the only people trying to force "New Zealand" on /int/ are Australians. Australia literally has no claim to power or relevance unless they compare themselves to a Non Country like ourselves.

Australia - Fiji

ill bash em

>>72191938
hard

way to choose a rival you outnumber five to one and who's economy revolves around dairy products, fuck off aussies you greasy underachieving cunts

you aren't seeing the bledisloe cup again in your lifetimes either

For us it literally depends on the sport

Hockey = Finland, Russia, Canada
Football= Denmark
Winter sports= Norway, Finland
Olympics= Denmark, Norway, Finland

Overall Denmark, Norway and Finland are our biggest rivals.

>>72191938
immigration destroyed nz culture.
fucking china niggers GET OUT
fucking poo in loos GET OUT

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Russia

Australia is our big bro
UK is our dying dad
USA is our guardian
China is our enemy

>>72193107
>USA is our guardian

Yeah, no. We'll just let you die and make sure Australia is safe. Your not important

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>>72193135
I don't think you have a say in that unless you're somehow relevant in politics.

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>>72193154

NZ has no no true allies
anybody who say that we have a "close ally/allies" or a "guardian" are clearly delusional, Relevance is the reason why NZ is shit, alongside neo-liberalism (and most other forms of capitalism), pacifism and globalism.

We would be better off if we are a complete or partial autarky

Denmark

>>72192871
>immigration destroyed nz culture
You fucking knob, without immigration NZ wouldn't exist. You're using the language of European immigrants right now.

>>72193135
DELET

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Germany

you know, I don't think we've got one.

>>72190448
I'm actually turned on

>>72193135

you're a cawnt