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So I visited Norway and three people told me the same joke.

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So I visited Norway and three people told me the same joke.

"Foreigners need a ladder to reach the high prices in Norway"

Is this like the official national joke?
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Aye, it's also government subsidized
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>>72135767
norwegians arent white
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>>72135767
would I be considered a manlet at 6'1 (185 cm I think) in Norway?
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>>72135836
They are the master race
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>>72135861
Yea lol, especially since you always have to remove like 5 cm from what an american say his height is to get his actual height.
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>>72136142
>6'1 is manlet in sweden
what the fug
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>>72135965
prove it
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>>72136188
If you're under 30 that is.
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>>72136216
idk it just seems crazy to me. Even in Holland I felt normal
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>>72136142
In the US everyone walks around on their tip toes
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>>72136239
I'm memeing lad. 185cm is literally average among young people. I'm only 183 lmao.
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>>72136293
>cm

What did he mean by this?
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>>72135965
If she is master race, why does she need to dye her hair?
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>>72135861
Yes

t. 186cm non-manlet
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>>72136375
Don't disparage my waifu
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>>72136249
Might as well. I used to work a lot with tourist there I had to check their IDs and every american had at least 6' written as their height even though I was at least half a head taller and barefoot. It was just so fucking bizarre.
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>>72136478

How tall are you?
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>>72136597
183cm so exactly 6ft.
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That's racist!
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>>72136142
>>72136216
>>72136293
>>72136478
>>72136657


Do you love Norway Sven?
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>>72135767
Joke on height and how hard it is to gain status in Norways as a foreigner.
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>>72136697
Yes, a lot.
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>>72136437
bet her feet smell like shit
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>>72136880
Wouldn't stop me
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>>72136951
what if she has black filth residue under her nails???
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>>72136375
Is her hair dyed? Its quite commmon to have dark roots and blonde hair here though i think. I have it, and i have never dyed my hair. And most people in my family have it.
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>>72137388
Yes this is her natural hair
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>>72137543
her hair is literally the same color as mine and i've always considered myself blonde

is this considered dark hair in scandinavia?
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>>72137611
That isn't blonde I can tell you that
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>>72137611
It's called dirty blonde.
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>>72137201
hnng
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>>72137626
>>72137739
delet?
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>>72137611
That is light brown hair lad
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>>72138114
my hair becomes lighter during the summer, i swear
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>falling for the norwegian women are attractive meme

ever notice why the three same women are only posted
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>>72136657
just say your 6ft1 from now on

every man 5ft 9 to 5ft 11 says they're 6ft
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>>72138771
all germanic women are uggos that look like man tho

in the rare case they are goot looking, they are fucking gorgeous tho
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>>72138646
grimes is such beat
>>72136375
rekt
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>>72135767
You can counter that by using the words "Norwegian", "skiing" and "doping" in the same sentence. You can also tell them what a racist pit Norway is.
You should finish off by saying "kyss mig i röven" in Swedish for extra saltypoints.
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norwegians are gypsies
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>>72138771
>>72138915

Someone show me average Norwegians.
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>>72140763
google "aids bjorn"
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