So I visited Norway and three people told me the same joke.
"Foreigners need a ladder to reach the high prices in Norway"
Is this like the official national joke?
Aye, it's also government subsidized
>>72135767
norwegians arent white
>>72135767
would I be considered a manlet at 6'1 (185 cm I think) in Norway?
>>72135836
They are the master race
>>72135861
Yea lol, especially since you always have to remove like 5 cm from what an american say his height is to get his actual height.
>>72136142
>6'1 is manlet in sweden
what the fug
>>72135965
prove it
>>72136188
If you're under 30 that is.
>>72136216
idk it just seems crazy to me. Even in Holland I felt normal
>>72136142
In the US everyone walks around on their tip toes
>>72136239
I'm memeing lad. 185cm is literally average among young people. I'm only 183 lmao.
>>72136293
>cm
What did he mean by this?
>>72135965
If she is master race, why does she need to dye her hair?
>>72135861
Yes
t. 186cm non-manlet
>>72136375
Don't disparage my waifu
>>72136249
Might as well. I used to work a lot with tourist there I had to check their IDs and every american had at least 6' written as their height even though I was at least half a head taller and barefoot. It was just so fucking bizarre.
>>72136478
How tall are you?
>>72136597
183cm so exactly 6ft.
That's racist!
>>72136142
>>72136216
>>72136293
>>72136478
>>72136657
Do you love Norway Sven?
>>72135767
Joke on height and how hard it is to gain status in Norways as a foreigner.
>>72136697
Yes, a lot.
>>72136437
bet her feet smell like shit
>>72136880
Wouldn't stop me
>>72136951
what if she has black filth residue under her nails???
>>72136375
Is her hair dyed? Its quite commmon to have dark roots and blonde hair here though i think. I have it, and i have never dyed my hair. And most people in my family have it.
>>72137388
Yes this is her natural hair
>>72137543
her hair is literally the same color as mine and i've always considered myself blonde
is this considered dark hair in scandinavia?
>>72137611
That isn't blonde I can tell you that
>>72137611
It's called dirty blonde.
>>72137201
hnng
>>72137626
>>72137739
delet?
>>72137611
That is light brown hair lad
>>72138114
my hair becomes lighter during the summer, i swear
>falling for the norwegian women are attractive meme
ever notice why the three same women are only posted
>>72136657
just say your 6ft1 from now on
every man 5ft 9 to 5ft 11 says they're 6ft
>>72138771
all germanic women are uggos that look like man tho
in the rare case they are goot looking, they are fucking gorgeous tho
>>72138646
grimes is such beat
>>72136375
rekt
>>72135767
You can counter that by using the words "Norwegian", "skiing" and "doping" in the same sentence. You can also tell them what a racist pit Norway is.
You should finish off by saying "kyss mig i röven" in Swedish for extra saltypoints.
norwegians are gypsies
>>72138771
>>72138915
Someone show me average Norwegians.
>>72140763
google "aids bjorn"
>>72139323