>1. You're country? >2. Do you have these assholes?

>>72133537
It's Friday night and you're home making a thread about bears on /int/. Don't you think that's pretty pathetic?

No we killed them all about 1000 years ago

>>72133571
I would be outside if not for them assholes

fleg
like 40 or 50 of them

They only live in the national parks or the rural mountains. Every now and then a dopey black bear somehow makes its way to the suburbs and it becomes news until it gets captured.

>>72133571
And you are responding to that same thread. Pot meet kettle

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get some bear repellent

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Yes. My hunter friend loves them tho

>>72133755
Hard to use when on a bicycle

You literally only have 1200 bears. You would be lucky if you ever saw one during your whole life. We only have 2000.

>>72133537
Yeah but only on the west coast. Though we have plenty of black bears here in Québec, they're major assholes too.

>>72133537
Yes, in Northern Spain.

Dumb ecologists are also re-introducing them in other parts of Spain, eventually it will be impossible to go hiking anywhere with the family because of the danger (some zones are already plagued with wolves) and because in Spain we are not allowed to protect ourselves.

>>72133537
yeah. we are allowed to hunt them. but realistically you either don't meet them unless you're a really sneaky cunt innawoods or you happen to stumble upon a nest with cubs in which case you wont be posting here to report rather be ripped to fucking shreds by the parent bears and shat out afterwards

>>72133843
>that bear looking at him from behind
Did he die?

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>>72133755
>bear attacks of the century!
Be afraid yankee! Be very afraid! Unless you buy my fine product goy, and boy do i have a deal for you!

shit that never happened

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>>72133537
We have one named Pyros. He has driven away all the other males and is mating with all the bear sows. Even her grand daughters. The fucker is long due the tipical age a bear steps down or even dies. Every time they introduce a new bear it ends up dying in a "misterious" way or sudenly finds a love for travelling. It's a little celebrity and even gets some spotlight in the regional TV now and then.

>>72134054
i hope he died for taking a shameless photo of a little bear driven over by a fucking car as if he'd brutally killed the young animal by bare hands

that fucking manlet faggot

>>72133850
Norway only got 70 kek. Fucking Italy, Spain, Romania, Slovakia and Estonia have more bears.

>>72133537
No, we killed all animals around here.
>>72133755
The good ole american way.
>>72133843
Fuck you.

there is nothing wrong with bears

bears are great

>>72134285
Fuck you, you don't have bears.

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>>72134311
plenty of bears

>>72133537
Not anymore, I don't even know if we still have black bears.

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>>72133537
Flag
No

Flag
Yes, but supposedly they are harmless unless it's a female with cubs, or a gunshot wounded one.

>>72133604
Same here.

>>72133571
Why is that pathetic?

>>72134611
>supposedly they are harmless
>...
>up to 2.8 meters body length when upright and fucking your shit up with claws the size of and sharpness of damask iron daggers
>1.5 meters height when on all fours and chasing you at speeds up to the speed limit in some countries
>150 - 200 kilograms of hairy fury
>42 razor sharp goodbye puny human teeth
>...
>supposedly they are harmless
norwegian education

>>72135143
If you have to ask, then you don't know.

>>72134547
>plenty
>some patches bordering Canada
Fucking pathetic

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>>72135201
You don't know either apparently.

>>72135170
They only got 70 mate. They might as well have non.

>>72135170

> not addressing behaviour towards humans what so ever

Estonian education

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>>72133537
all of them should get transmitters to warn people

>>72134285
Get out bear. Don't you have some garbage to eat?

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>>72133537
Flag
On our flag. Some assholes killed all the rest.

hei finlan, question time:

are you also not allowed to call the bear and the wolf by their real name? for it will summon bad spirits? so you call them by knicknames? and if so which?

>>72135505
We have many names for bear, not that many for wolf. But yeah using both by their name calls for them.

>>72135720
nice

>>72135441
>bearstonia

>>72133571
Should've really Balkanised Germany better me thinks lads.

>>72135720
sorry, meant to post also this;

karu ja susi

can not speak those words, must use substitute names

>>72135792
no

>>72133571
Not in and of itself, and anyone who thinks you have to be out on the town every Friday is an idiot.
>>72135201
Why would you ask questions you already know the answers to? Aren't Germans supposed to be sensible?

>>72135792
should've sterilized them

>>72135441
>even fucking bears don't want to live in your country
damnit

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>>72133537
Flag
Yep but not in "central Russia" (Western part of Russia actually)

Yes and I've even seen a black bear with her cubs about 15 feet from me by a stream when I was hiking, momma looked at me and by Christ I just kept walking. One of the most serious moments of my life. They're fucking huge.

>>72135170
Bears generally avoid humans. They'll only attack you only if they perceive you as a danger to their cub or if you surprise them (come behind a rock or something).

>>72135842
Yeah, in the Finnish pagan tradition bears are very sacred and are always supposed to be referred to as otso, mesikämmen, kontio etc. Though actually karhu may not even be the original name and might be just another "trick" name that became established over time.

>>72135745
>>72135842
Karhu and susi here.
Karhu was mostly subtituted with kontio or mesikämmen (nectar paw). Only word I can remember for wolf is hukka. It can be translated as "loss" but it's probably not the original meaning of the word.

>>72136080
yeah i'm well aware of that. the idea of the post was that once you do meet them they are not so very harmless, but literally the worst shit you can become

>>72134611
>>72135437
>>72136080
It's not that simple, overall they do avoid confrontation when possible but wild animals are always unpredictable and you should never assume they won't attack you.

>>72136162
eesti words for susi for example:
kuusikuätt, lepikulell, metsakoll, metsakutsa, metsavaht, pajuvanamees, pajuvasikas, põõsatagune, kõrvekutsikas, pühajürikutsikas, vilunina, sorusaba, võsavillem

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>Westerns will never experience the (now illegal) sight of a gypsy and his dancing bear

One of the proposed names for Canada was Ursalia (Land of bears)

>>72136226
magyar cygani

>>72136224
>metsakoll
Does that mean forest cat?

>>72136224
forgot the most importans : hallivatimees (the man with the grey cloak)

I think I'm able to beat a bear with bare hands.

No kidding.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the bear is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a bear with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

>>72136315
forest monster (cat is kass or kiisu or kassu or kissu how ever you choose)

>>72136365
I could see someone fighting a black bear, but good fucking luck with a grizzly

A few per year wander in from Italy or Slovenia.
But hunters quickly remove them usually. "Muh environment" hippies always throw a shitfest when a bear gets shot here. Fuck them, bears don't belong here. There have good reasons to make them extinct here in the first place.

>>72136224
I really want to learn viro but I'm a lazy fucker.
We used to come there with our sailing boat when I was a kid. It was just after the soviet union fell.
We mostly visited Hiiumaa, Saaremaa and the coast close to them.

>>72136365
I sincerely hope you do try to fight a bear in the wild one day.

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>>72136070

>>72136365
this better be a pasta or i'm making it one

>>72135216
>it's a black bears aren't bears episode

>>72136226
>игpa мeчкa

>>72136395
a bear is a bear, strong but a well trained man like me is stronger

>>72136460
that would be sad for the bear

Yes, fuck them. And fuck coyotes too. And wolves. And mountain lions. Fuck mountain lions.

>>72136566
kek okay m8 you come over here in the Spring and I'll find a bear for you to fight.

No bears here.

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>>72136369

I think I'm able to beat a surrendermonkey with bare hands.

No kidding.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 2m66 for 110kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the surrendermonkey is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a surrendermonkey with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

>>72136618
ok but i hope your sister is pretty cause i always like to have sex after killing something

>>72136623
Reverse psychology is not going to work.

everybody, Argentina has a lot of bears

>>72135201
And you're here responding to a thread about bears on an anime imageboard on a friday night. It's like the Argentinian calling the kettle black.

>>72136658
I think I'm able to beat Estonia with bare hands.

No kidding.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 2m66 for 110kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, Estonia is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat Estonia with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

>>72136758
I think I'm able to beat a lithshit with bare hands.

No kidding.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 2m66 for 110kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the lithshit is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a lithshit with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

Flag
We only have 100 bears in all the country.

>>72135441
daily reminder: if you live in an area with bears you are not white

>>72136877
Bullshit, there are no bears in the UK outside zoos

>>72136214

Well, at that point you're just getting to the point of locking yourself up in your basement permanently for the fear of anything in the outside world, and I don't want to live like that. Besides, playing dead should work wonders should a bear attack.

If you're still living in the assend middle of the woods where large predators have to be taken into account you deserve to get your head bitten off.

>>72133537
1. Flag
2. No

>>72135441

Jesus Christ, did the bears themselves draw the border between Finland and Russia?