>Americans use Lubricants because they can't jack off

pretty much
they can but it burns
or so i have heard

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>>72127584
>land of the free
>cant even jack off without permision of their jews overlords

i'm cut and have only ever used lubricants because i saw it on tv and thought it felt better

It's pretty funny.

>cleaner
>girls prefer it
>makes your dick look biggers
>smells better

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>mfw danes obsesses about american cock

Hah gayyy!

>>72127854
t. Muhammed Smith

>>72127952
Youre mixing up your religions there bud

>>72127584
I jerk off for 4 hours straight without lube you bitch nigga. i make my own lube

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>>72127854
>He doesn't know

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>>72127584
>be american
>have to sacrifice your foreskin to your jewish overlords

>>72127854
>cleaner
Lie.
>girls prefer it
Only the crazy indoctrinated ones in fucked-up countries like the US.
>makes your dick look biggers
Lie. Also actually makes it smaller.
>smells better
Lie.

>>72127854
t. mohamed

>>72127854
When I see posts like these I can't help but feel sorry for the poster.

>>72128100
>1/3 of my dick is foreskin
>that means it looks bigger

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>he doesn't mutilate his most sensitive parts "because girls prefer it"

>yurop makes another thread about american penises

I'm not even surprised anymore you little sluts

Why do males post about pee pees so often...

>>72127584
I don't, it's a pain to clean up so I always wash my hands and go in dry

>it's a yuros obsess over american cocks thread

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>>72128249
>>72128210
>Points out Circumsision is stupid ritual practiced to sex unenjoyable for religious reasons.
> *Huffs* "Well, you're euroFAGS are just JEALOUs" *breathe* "my cousin says it she prefers it" *smacks on hamburger*

>>72128373
Just stop posting about penises....it's making the rest of us uncomfortable anon

>>72128162
Well, it's not like that extra material is invisible. But my main point was that the difference is also felt during sex and if, as you say, 1/3 of my dick is foreskin, then that means you're missing 1/3 of your dick.

>>72128373
Kek'd

>>72128373
>Americans use Lubricants
>jack off

whatever you say sissy yuropeeing

it's okay I give you permission to think about my big circumcised american PENIS

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>be yank
>be born
>already have to pay the jew with your foreskin

>>72128437
I was implying that you have a small penis you subhuman

Only Americans would sexualize a civilized discussion on genital mutilation

>>72127854
>makes your dick look biggers
>removing volume makes something look bigger

wew lad

Does anyone else not have to use lube despite being circumcised? I still have a good amount of sliding action.

Also, nobody will defend circumcision. If they do it's because they're delusional or insecure.

>>72128578
this desu

>>72128656
nobody needs to use lube this thread is just some danish slut thinking about circumcised cocks and imagining that it would hurt without their foreskin.

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>>72127723
Americans are NOT ALLOWED to have natural dicks.

THEY ARE LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED

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>>72127584
>Unitedstatians unironically calling themselves "Americans"

>>72127854
they actually studied which feels better and uncut feels better because it creates a special kind of sensation and friction

cut is just a cucumber going in and out

>>72129345
you know they don't cut the entire head off the penis when they circumcise right?

>>72129345
These studies sound interesting.
Where can I find them?

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>>72127584

>>72129426
Ask ur mom XD

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SNIP
THE
TIP

>>72129426
http://sciencenordic.com/male-circumcision-leads-bad-sex-life

>When the penis enters the vagina, the foreskin is pulled back. And on its way out again, the foreskin goes back to cover the penis head. This way the foreskin stimulates both the man and the woman.

>The gliding in-and-out movement of the foreskin, combined with the in-and-out movement inside the vagina, constitutes what is known as ‘the gliding movement’.

>“When a circumcised man moves in and out of a woman without 'the gliding movement' caused by the foreskin, it can have a painful effect on the woman's mucous membrane. This could explain the pain and the tendency towards dryness that some women with circumcised men experience.”

>>72129507
you sound like a virgin

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>>72127584
sincerely loled because it's honestly true

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>>72129490

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>>72127854
t. Ezra Klein

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>tfw Catholic

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>people from all over the world are currently thinking about my american penis so much that they spent their time making a thread and posting about my penis

American privilege is best privilege

>>72129345
yeah, not having 25+% of your dick's nerve vessels cut off and removed usually help you have a normal ,natural intended sexual experience

25+% more dopamine in my brain for me

-25% less jew taxed dopamine for you.

>>72127584
I can jerk off without lube and I'm circumcised and it doesn't hurt

>>72129700
Owning a dick transcends all nationalities. As a man, I feel empathy for all the dicks that have suffered for such a silly reason.

t. Leaf

Honestly though how do parents even agree on doing this shit to their children

>>72129779
I don't feel anything about your dick because I don't think about it

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i can do it just fine

i never used lube

was i supposed to?

only damaged it once and it was a bruise from a real intense session when i was like 13 lol

i'm circumcised but i still have most of my foreskin

basically an uncut dick but with a nasty scar around it. dr. goldstein had a cruel sense of humor

>>72129843
chicks dig scars just tell the myour dick got into a fight with some thugs

>>72129810
You obviously think enough about it it seems. Seeing sa you have to respond constantly about how much you don't care about it.

LADS THIS IS ME NOT CARING RIGHT HERE. I CARE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DONT CARE SO LET ME REPEAT IT.

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>i-i have full sensitivity!!!
>walks around with glans exposed in pants all day and doesn't feel extreme discomfort


uuhummmmm americans+++

Why are you guys laughing? That sounds terrible.

>>72129805
They either had it done to themselves or think it looks better. Someday well just be able to genetically engineer boys to come out superior and not have to administer circumcision. They just wont have a foreskin.

>>72129843
Mine is cut clean and about 18cm
Probably would be thicker with the foreskin, but ehhhh

>>72129940
my dick doesn't feel uncomfortable

my dick is 5.5 inches / 14 cm
is this fuckable?

>>72128100
I'm American and I prefer uncut.

>>72129927
>constantly
>one post

k

Lmao and they continue to chop baby dicks

>>72129948
Because they're autistic homos that lust for cut American cock

>>72130007

P A R I S
A
R
I
S

You guys are really acoustic

>>72130006
Anything under 7 inches is too small for most women

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>>72127584
Stop masturbating

>>72130007
are you a homo?

>>72130059
I'm trying bro.

>>72130056
but a vagina is only 3 inches deep

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>be American baby
>tip doctor with tip

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>>72130100
hahahahaahhahadfaetau53eqjestakjset6ejtsakjktaesetksazskeja

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>>72130097

>>72130151
were talking about normal human vaginas not sheboon beast holes.

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>>72130188

>>72129998
which proves that you have lost 90% of your sensitivity since with a healthy non-mutilated penis it would feel uncomfortable

>>72130353
why is that good? do I want to feel discomfort?

>>72130056
T. Cuck porn watching virgin

>>72130412
It's only funny to bully americans because they don't do it for relgious reasons, but because the corn flakes guy told them to.

>>72130412
t. cuck porn producking virgin

>>72130412
>>72130486
You realize if you don't quote you're just saying that about yourself, right?

>>72130403
The purpose of the foreskin is to protect the glans. It's like putting the cap back on a whiteboard marker. If you don't, it will dry up and not work.

Millions of years of evolution.

>>72130479
actually they do it because of "theorhetical scientific" reasons.

and since science is a religion in USA, it is religious

>>72127584
L'ORÉAL'D

>>72130540
well might as well not dwell on it since it's gone.

>>72130412
t. machinefuckingjew

>>72130587
stop defending the practise then

>>72130646
I'm not

>>72130540
>The purpose of the foreskin is to protect the glans. It's like putting the cap back on a whiteboard marker. If you don't, it will dry up and not work.
how scientific of you

I'm sure glad us americans have somebody like you caring so much about our dicks

>>72130587
I'm sure there are ways and means to get a skin graft. It's not too late to escape the heel of mighty Kellogg.

>>72130646
I've always argued against it but I don't need lube to her my dick.

>>72130583
?

The dude who founded that thing was a legit fascist

>>72130767
>he doesn't know

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/10/baby-foreskin-facial_n_7040808.html

>>72130583
yo I remember that

thats the rune arrangement that gave my weapon a dry dick enchantment


not very effective :(

>>72130479
I'm not circumcised or jewish lol

>>72130486
Cuck porn is for fags and i haven't been a virgin since 13. Israeli girls are easy

Litmus test for ethical and intelligent parents : they don't mutilate their children despite prevailing cultural trends

If you meet a mother that refused to circumcise her baby in America she's probably a terrific and caring woman. Same goes for reformed Jews that don't carry out the practice. I saw a film where a mother wanted to mutilate her son against the fathers wishes because she thought he would get bullied in the locker rooms

Dumb cunt

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>>72130479
>because they don't do it for relgious reasons, but because the corn flakes guy told them to.

>because they don't do it for relgious reasons, but because the corn flakes guy told them to.

>because they don't do it for relgious reasons, but because the corn flakes guy told them to.

>because they don't do it for relgious reasons, but because the corn flakes guy told them to.

>because they don't do it for relgious reasons, but because the corn flakes guy told them to.

Do you ever wonder how my cock tastes? I mean because it's circumcised obviously, in that context it's totally not gay to think about it.

>>72131147


probably tastes like beef jerky, extra smoked and dried brand

but no homo so donno

>>72129975
Inshallah

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>americuts store their lubricant in the fridge

>>72129975
>Someday well


Im a seer of future and I regret to inform you that day will never happen

simpley because god has a sense of humor and loves to see mudslimes and jews suffer.

>>72127584
lol what retards

This entire thread is amazing

>>72131200
Cock tastes nothing, it's just... warm.

What makes it nice is the sensual part. Kind of like a massage, but erotic and on your dick.

Source: cucksucking normie

>>72131147
Cock just tastes like regular skin, maybe saltier from the sweat. Cut dudes just don't have nice foreskin to play with.

>>72131503
are you roleplaying or a homo. i cant tell

>>72131503
t. bosse

>>72131559
>>72131503
Fags

>>72131559
they also don't have the tasty dick cheese that you can harvest with your tongue

>>72127854
>girls prefer it

Yeah, girls who have grown up around mutilated dicks. Euro girls don't.

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>>72131656
>A dick produces better cheese than americans

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>americans keep their foreskins in their perverse family albums

can't fabricate this focking shit

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>>72131656
Lmao, you don't have acces to warm water or something?
>americans don't wash themsleves every day
Yup checks out

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>americans have to mutilate their dick or go to jail

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>>72131615
Biseksueel technisch gezien.

>>72131571
100% homo.
>>72131604
Cool kids say bojgse now.

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>>72131656
They're called showers my friend.

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>>72131744
Fucking lol'd

>>72131656
yo my dick is like a self cleaning oven government cheese slices on the house.

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PEEL THE PENIS

GUILLOTINE THE WEEN

SNIP THE TIP

>>72130056
well, I am good to go then.

>>72131845
ah, cause i was thinking that's a really good description of the process. good job